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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

hobbesmaster posted:

would you have thought it weird if a kid wanted to be a runway model, movie star or pro athlete?

The problem is that very young children are at the mercy of whatever google/youtube/fb/etc that's going to introduce things to them that have very provable negative effects on their development.

Not that they want to be a sportsman/model/etc whenever they grow up. Sheesh.

Ruffian Price posted:

How do you even contain it, if there's even one kid in class with no parental supervision they'll convince every other kid they're missing out on this amazing content

It's really kinda out of the teacher's hands (except in the classroom of course). We've been floating the idea of some kind of class for grandparents (who are raising a lot of our kids and have no knowledge of the internet/computers) to help them understand what's going on.

spacetoaster has issued a correction as of 01:15 on Jul 29, 2020

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I played Doom at like age 5 and plenty of other gorey M-rated games before age 10, snuck on the dialup at night to look up porn as early as like 7 or 8, was way into a bunch of dumb things that were just transparent marketing vehicles for toy sales, and thought the height of comedy was yelling BONERS and RAAAPE, which is basically the experience kids today get I guess.

On the other hand I had a great loving supportive stable white people family to counter-balance all that and I still turned out kinda hosed up, so maybe I'm not actually a good example.

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

Shame Boy posted:

I played Doom at like age 5 and plenty of other gorey M-rated games before age 10, snuck on the dialup at night to look up porn as early as like 7 or 8,

and you’re hosed in the head now, congrats

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

please knock Mom! posted:

and you’re hosed in the head now, congrats

The sad thing is I'm the most successful, stable person my age that I know IRL, and that ain't because I'm objectively successful and stable

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I would simply not encourage my children to pursue any of these careers you guys are talking about because they are all absolutely hosed and direct their interests in other healthier directions like booting heroin in a supermarket carpark

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I would simply not encourage my children to pursue any of these careers you guys are talking about because they are all absolutely hosed and direct their interests in other healthier directions like booting heroin in a supermarket carpark

Isn't that what movie stars and supermodels do?

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

Shame Boy posted:

The sad thing is I'm the most successful, stable person my age that I know IRL, and that ain't because I'm objectively successful and stable

you’re describing the biggest fiend in a drug den

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Isn't that what movie stars and supermodels do?

yeah but its a direct exploitation of their labour for them to do so. i'm encouraging self-directional drug dependency

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I would simply not encourage my children to pursue any of these careers you guys are talking about because they are all absolutely hosed and direct their interests in other healthier directions like booting heroin in a supermarket carpark

I don’t get the part where it’s implied to be unique to this generation

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
it seems more hosed than the traditional examples but also i'm aware my perception on this is subjectively skewed

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
My mom bought me Vice City when I was seven because she knew I could discern between video game and real life, but I was never allowed to watch The Simpsons because it was 'too vulgar' :confused: anyway I'm a bisexual communist janitor now so the jury's still out

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I have a pretty wholesome family but my internet was high speed and unrestricted in the early 2000s (i dont think they knew what was on there) so i saw goatse at like 12 and boyfriend exposed me to b0g.org by 14 and now im a communist lesbian furry weeb that does drugs and has 200 obscure fetishes

Still more of a stable person than most career youtubers/influencers tho


I think the internet is a freak-factory for kids but the people who make children's content for money are even more horrifying than the poo poo I grew up with

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

hobbesmaster posted:

would you have thought it weird if a kid wanted to be a runway model, movie star or pro athlete?

One major difference is that when we were growing up, wanting to be movie stars and models and athletes, we weren't able to turn on a camera that very moment and start broadcasting all the private details of our lives into a permanent archive accessible worldwide when we were seven years old.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Bismuth posted:

I have a pretty wholesome family but my internet was high speed and unrestricted in the early 2000s (i dont think they knew what was on there) so i saw goatse at like 12 and boyfriend exposed me to b0g.org by 14 and now im a communist lesbian furry weeb that does drugs and has 200 obscure fetishes

Kids These Days just aren't getting a healthy prophylactic exposure to shock images the way we used to so their brains are too weak and soft to handle the internet.

Vote for me and I promise I'll put a lemon party on every phone and a goatse on every desktop, for the children :patriot:

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Shame Boy posted:

Kids These Days just aren't getting a healthy prophylactic exposure to shock images the way we used to so their brains are too weak and soft to handle the internet.

Vote for me and I promise I'll put a lemon party on every phone and a goatse on every desktop, for the children :patriot:

Time to pokemon go to the polls
:f5h::hehe:

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

it seems more hosed than the traditional examples but also i'm aware my perception on this is subjectively skewed

it probably feels more real, because the barrier to entry is so much lower

if they wanna be a movie star, they'll need to start going to auditions in person and making connections with individual powerful figures before they can get their image in front of millions of people. if they wanna be a youtube star, all they need is a smartphone and an internet connection to show their antics to the world

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

Shame Boy posted:

Kids These Days just aren't getting a healthy prophylactic exposure to shock images the way we used to so their brains are too weak and soft to handle the internet.

Vote for me and I promise I'll put a lemon party on every phone and a goatse on every desktop, for the children :patriot:

teach goatse in schools

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

teach goatse in schools

You joke, but in 20-30 years, there will be a history of internet culture class at the college level, if there isn't already.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Warmachine posted:

You joke, but in 20-30 years, there will be a history of internet culture class at the college level, if there isn't already.

There were these classes in the 90s, in fact.

Lansdowne
Dec 28, 2008

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

teach goatse in schools

https://twitter.com/PissJugTycoon/status/1286324370235895809

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


I dunno, I feel like the students could have picked lots worse nicknames than "the butthole pervert"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

bedpan posted:

I dunno, I feel like the students could have picked lots worse nicknames than "the butthole pervert"

I like it, it's elegant in its simplicity. It's got like, some kinda zen to it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


this kids will appreciate it if I talk about gross porno with them. just like when all my high school friends liked to discuss the goatman

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

bedpan posted:

I dunno, I feel like the students could have picked lots worse nicknames than "the butthole pervert"

whom amongst us is not a pervert for butthole

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

bedpan posted:

I dunno, I feel like the students could have picked lots worse nicknames than "the butthole pervert"

"the butthole surfer" was right there

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Communist Walrus posted:

"the butthole surfer" was right there

How did a teacher at a school in 1985 learn about goatse

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Medicine in Canada costs like 40 000 times what it costs in civilised countries. It's only affordable compared to the US. Canadians are suck pig dog and deserve bomb.

quoted for truth

we're just capitalism's golden child that looks good when put against the states

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

lmao at anyone itt holding themselves up as examples of healthy human development

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

bike tory posted:

lmao at anyone itt holding themselves up as examples of healthy human development

a counterexample is a kind of example, right?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Subjunctive posted:

a counterexample is a kind of example, right?

it's right there in the name! :haw:

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

bike tory posted:

lmao at anyone itt holding themselves up as examples of healthy human development

Imagine having this low self-esteem. Just being a real sad sack.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
lol if you aren't aware that you're basically fine

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Continuity RCP posted:

lol if you aren't aware that you're basically fine

lol @ thinking you're just "fine" and not way better than all the morons out there.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Fame Douglas posted:

lol @ thinking you're just "fine" and not way better than all the morons out there.

This is narcissism, you should be more like me

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

bike tory posted:

lmao at anyone itt holding themselves up as examples of healthy human development

i fuckin own op

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Giga Gaia posted:

i fuckin own op

Slavery is very thread appropriate

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Are you saying constantly posting “TURNP!” On the internet isn’t a sign of good mental health?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


The gently caress?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Len posted:

The gently caress?



Where dem family percs at though.

I need opiods

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Len posted:

The gently caress?



I miss Big Bill :(

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