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BiggerBoat posted:So I saw my very first SPACE FORCE! bumper sticker out in the wild today on the back of a pick up track and was unsure what to make of it because I totally forgot that was even a thing, can't recall what it is or why I should care and the graphics looked like an 8th grader came up with it. It's absolutely a thing for chuds to use the space force logo on their hat or whatever when they experience the negative consequences of wearing a maga hat in public because they can pretend that they just like space or some poo poo. No one gives a gently caress about space force outside of it being daddy trump's baby
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Giant Isopod posted:It's absolutely a thing for chuds to use the space force logo on their hat or whatever when they experience the negative consequences of wearing a maga hat in public because they can pretend that they just like space or some poo poo. No one gives a gently caress about space force outside of it being daddy trump's baby idk I had a bunch of friends rush to pick up ironic Space Force merch when it was first announced but by the time they sold "official" poo poo the gag had run out of steam so if its' the official logo probably a CHUD
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They have a Netflix show called space force (which is no joke able to name itself that because the trump gov forgot to trademark the name). I'd expect a few people to buy the merch because they like the show, it's pretty solid so far.
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Son of Rodney posted:They have a Netflix show called space force (which is no joke able to name itself that because the trump gov forgot to trademark the name). I'd expect a few people to buy the merch because they like the show, it's pretty solid so far. Did you know: Netflix Beats the U.S. Military to Space Force Trademark. Although President Trump was first to announce the Space Force, Netflix outmaneuvered the U.S. government to the trademark rights.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Did you know: "World's greatest businessman".
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POWELL CURES KIDS posted:
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Passing on going to a picnic is an infringement on my freedom. These people think that all it means to be free is have a gun, a flag, a bible, a low paying job, a school to baby sit their kids and (if they're lucky) killing someone in a stupid war over nothing or a child who did so. My CHUD filled office is currently seeking ways to cut payroll. I know because I asked for a raise and my boss said so. The home schooled weirdo next to me started out not wearing his mandated mask over his nose and now just stopped wearing it altogether. He sits right next to me and sneezes like a nuclear bomb on a good day. Told me when this started that this whole C19 thing is God v Satan and involves the government trying to control us. I reported this idiot to HR 2x but today told the owner (after my raise was declined) "OK. Can you PLEASE get this person to wear his mask then, please?" So maybe tomorrow I get fired. But I think my boss is at least taking this poo poo seriously so, with any luck, he'll can that shithead. I work in Jax and we dodged the RNC but we're still printing huge Trump/Pence bullshit. One of my coworkers has honored my conscientious objector refusals so far and does all the work in them but told me today that at least 5 coworkers asked him if we had "extras". My department was recently expanded and largely invested in (Large format graphics). The rest of the shop (offset printing) is dead as poo poo, cut down to 4 days a week and looking for something to do. Hardly any of these rednecks has offered to help out the ONE department in the whole shop (50 or 60 people) that's actually loving busy or expresses any interest in the "hard work" hey claim to worship. The only people that volunteer to help with extra workload have been immigrants, no joke. The flag sucking rednecks sit on their asses and ask for free Trump banners and foamcore Trump heads, not knowing their jobs are on the line and they'll be the first ones cut when the rubber meets the road.
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/VanceGinn/status/1287940050752286721 Economists aren't exactly known for understanding how to handle or even being interested in real-world data.
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true. here’s something in the spirit of this thread but honestly im starting to worry that wave of high profile chud deaths is the new “mueller will save us”  https://mobile.twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1288248227586875392
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Economists aren't exactly known for understanding how to handle or even being interested in real-world data. the correct image: https://twitter.com/alchemytoday/status/1288206757873975297 Reporting on day of death is fine if you make it drat clear that the last 2 weeks of data is missing (NYC does this for cases and deaths iirc) lmao
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... and all the karens and politicians will look up and shout: 'the virus is a hoax! Let us go out and infect ourselves as we please!'. And I'll look down and whisper: 'lmao yeah ok you dumb gently caress' .
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ElGroucho posted:I don't know if chud deaths will save us, but it sure puts a smile on my face Look, we'll never know if chud deaths will save us until we try it.
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BiggerBoat posted:My CHUD filled office is currently seeking ways to cut payroll. I know because I asked for a raise and my boss said so. 
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Epic High Five posted:Everybody in that room is being filled up with plasma from recovered patients as we speak lol "Peter Thiel sues US Government for restricting 'good' blood supply" - future headline
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BiggerBoat posted:*snip* Is there a way to sneak in some kind of subversive print to the trump graphics? like a watermark that says ‘property of Epstein’s island’ when tilted into the sun just right. Maybe don’t make it worse, but if you feel like you’re on the way out I think it would at least be cathartic to call out your chud coworkers for being lazy and letting the immigrants do more work than them. And of course encourage your cubicle mate to inject bleach into his carotid.
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finally the house dems do something useful: helping bill barr give himself covid
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Post Republican staffers realizing that they're going to die under Trump here https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1288535247282483201
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BigDave posted:You could say that Collins learned her lession. https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1288430111373524994
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How do these morons conflate being anti "Big Government" and then want a bigger military, a larger and more aggressive police force and making it harder to vote? I saw a horribly designed "Save Our God and Guns" decal on a truck today that was so poorly executed I could barely read it but, along the same lines, I couldn't help but wonder what they think Jesus would think about firearms and what parts of the bible condone violence (I mean minus all the parts about stoning women). It offended me not only as a liberal but, more, as a graphic designer. A U.S. flag background (natch) with a red white and blue gradient filled font (An ALL CAPS serif number like Bodoni Black), complete with a thin black outline and the mandatory low resolution drop shadow. Reminded me of the Seinfeld episode where Brian Cranston converts to Judaism in order to tell Jewish jokes and, when asked if it offends Jerry as a Jew, he says "No. It offends me as a comedian" Wish I'd grabbed a photo. My rear end in a top hat coworker (who thinks C19 is a government conspiracy and has something to with the devil) STILL won't wear his company mandated mask and no one is doing a loving thing about it. He sits right next to me, has been known to sneeze like a nuclear bomb and it's beginning to make me angry. His sneezes are/were LOUD and startling before all this started. It's really something. He went from not wearing the mask over his nose to not wearing it all. I keep asking our managers if the mask mandate is optional or mandatory. I'm seriously considering causing a scene. His born again christian MAGA sneezes will easily coat my entire work station in germs but no one cares besides me. Suggestions on ways to handle this?
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FMguru posted:Lincoln Project dropped a nice bomb on her: That ad id scientifically engineered to excite the LIVE FREE OR DIE brain worms endemic to the population of the eastern seaboard.
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