|
Phlegmish posted:For years we thought that being depressed could not make you think you were a chicken May have caused. Let's not count our depression eggs before they're hatched.
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2020 17:10
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 23, 2024 10:49 |
|
|
underground sex dwarf party sounds like a post-punk band/proto-goth band that never quite made it
|
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2020 19:50
|
|
|
Soft Cell has got you covered there.
|
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2020 19:59
|
|
|
Awesome
|
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2020 20:33
|
|
|
Inceltown posted:How does one get invited to a party like this? Asking for a friend. How tall are you? Or, how flightless bird are you?
|
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2020 21:52
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1288540590527873024?s=19
|
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2020 22:55
|
|
|
 https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2020/07/29/are-squid-teeth-the-secret-to-building-self-healing-robots-the-army-thinks-so/ 
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 01:49
|
|
|
AlbieQuirky posted:How tall are you? Do you have a reference.
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 02:45
|
|
|
Really taking "you are what you eat" a little too literally I guess
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 05:36
|
|
|
Evilreaver posted:Really taking "you are what you eat" a little too literally I guess That's a hen not a cock.
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 05:40
|
|
|
if your idea of oral sex involves digestion of the organs in question this may explain why you're still single
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 05:45
|
|
|
StillFullyTerrible posted:if your idea of oral sex involves digestion of the organs in question this may explain why you're still single  coming from a gigantic spider
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 12:54
|
|
|
Thousands of sex-mad monkeys overrun city and eat themselves to death as cops admit they are powerless to control them
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 15:28
|
|
|
ultrafilter posted:Thousands of sex-mad monkeys overrun city and eat themselves to death as cops admit they are powerless to control them I thought GoonCons were a thing of the past
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 15:34
|
|
|
Goons aren't sex-mad, more like sex-sad.
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 15:38
|
|
|
Well Thailand is the place to do that so I can't fault the monkeys for not doing their homework.
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 15:40
|
|
|
Imagine how much it must suck attending a bestiality party and getting called out in the headline just because of your medical condition. As a fountain of sperm myself I
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 15:41
|
|
|
By popular demand posted:Well Thailand is the place to do that so I can't fault the monkeys for not doing their homework. Shouldn't blame them really, they grew up in that culture. Also Sperm Fountain, I bet it wasn't even real cum. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 15:42
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1288611555530113024?s=19
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 15:51
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1288949991889756160?s=20
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 23:27
|
|
|
That's a little on the nose.
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2020 23:41
|
|
|
Hope the trash was okay 
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 00:13
|
|
|
doverhog posted:Goons aren't sex-mad, more like sex-sad. Either way they love two things
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 00:31
|
|
|
Is that what the movie Porky's is adapted from?
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 00:48
|
|
|
ultrafilter posted:Thousands of sex-mad monkeys overrun city and eat themselves to death as cops admit they are powerless to control them SexCrazedMacaque is a good user name
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 01:50
|
|
|
Cartoon Man posted:
This is it. This is where we gently caress up, somehow create a giant Cyber Cthulhu & it destroys mankind before going into ocean hibernation, isn't it?
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 15:21
|
|
|
BOOTY-ADE posted:This is it. This is where we gently caress up, somehow create a giant Cyber Cthulhu & it destroys mankind before going into ocean hibernation, isn't it? About bloody time.
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 15:27
|
|
|
But just imagine the carnage when thousands of years later some rear end in a top hat from Zeta-Regulon or whatever decide to mine this planet.
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 15:40
|
|
|
By popular demand posted:But just imagine the carnage when thousands of years later some rear end in a top hat from Zeta-Regulon or whatever decide to mine this planet.  
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 16:07
|
|
|
"Why haven't you gotten her cured?" "We can't do without the eggs"
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 16:58
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 22:19
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 22:26
|
|
|
 Today, I bring you an association that will never go away. In fact, from now on I'm going to say that otters roll like playful sperm, just to be contrarian.
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 23:07
|
|
|
jeremy fucks
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 23:07
|
|
|
What part of "Just following orders" do people not understand? I just don't get these Nazi references...
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2020 23:18
|
|
|
The Sinister Sex
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2020 00:36
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/JihadiFemboy/status/1289163381652566016?s=19
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2020 07:06
|
|
|
I was going to write a treatise on the penile chirality of mollusks, but I’m too depressed. This is even worse than the gay duck. That slimy mollusk can find a mate with wrong-way guts to match his wonky wiener, but I can’t find one big tiddied anime waifu with her own pizza oven?? The gently caress...
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2020 07:13
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/JihadiFemboy/status/1289164322980147200 That's one hell of a way to send a message to a judge.
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2020 07:14
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 23, 2024 10:49 |
|
|
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2020 09:26
|
|