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exmachina posted:Has anyone heard from cab off-site since chicken burgers? The worst thing about a unlike a country with rule of law we may never know if he is still alive a la Cato or whatever the name of the goon who was in a Syrian dungeon for a decade You're thinking of Kevin Patrick "Caro" Dawes, a former goon and sufferer of some sort of personality or schizo type disorder. He first went to libya during their revolution and spent a lot of time with rebels and their doctor as a medical assistant from poo poo he learned off of youtube. After he decided he was going to do the same in Syria. He was stopped once at the Turkey/Syria border and deported back to the USA. His second attempt was successful, and was last seen in a prison camp in 2012 asking to die. Then John Kerry negotiated his release a few years later and he hopefully is recovering and properly medicated.
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An all-time great page snipe.
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osh plov good gimme please
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About 8 years ago, I was eating lunch with a co-worker, and I was complaining about rice with my biandang. Just gimme more vegetables, I said. Rice is just empty calories and has no flavor. He said rice is the great meditator of Asian cuisine. It adds balance to overly-seasoned dishes that are designed to be very salty or spicy. To eat these things without rice is to eat these things wrong - like a sandwich without bread. Rice is like water, and no matter what people say, water does have flavor. It was pretty profound to me for a person I considered pretty dumb at the time so I'll always remember it.
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Empty calories is meaningless pseudo-science designed to deter americans who cannot stop shoving HFCS down their throats long enough to get some of the other macros/micros. Put some beef in the rice. Add some onions, broccoli and chilis. You'll be fine.
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Dont Touch ME posted:Empty calories is meaningless pseudo-science designed to deter americans who cannot stop shoving HFCS down their throats long enough to get some of the other macros/micros. Put some beef in the rice. Add some onions, broccoli and chilis. You'll be fine. How can you pull the undershirt up over your belly to let the negative chi flow out without a proper belly? 口渴的人梦见自己在喝酒 Edit: Google translate, I don't know any Chinese and I like when people post Chinese quotes/verbage in this thread, forgive me
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GoutPatrol posted:About 8 years ago, I was eating lunch with a co-worker, and I was complaining about rice with my biandang. Just gimme more vegetables, I said. Rice is just empty calories and has no flavor. This is a great post. It makes reading the China thread always worth it.
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Yep. There's a whole class of Chinese dishes that are very salty/strong and designed to be eaten on rice. Also the typical way you eat is hold the rice bowl in your left hand, move food from the shared plate to the bowl, then eat it. So sauces drip down into your rice and add fun extra flavor.
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One of the most memorable and unreplicatable things I ate in China was some really salty homemade sausage of some kind and some homemade cured vegetables over a bowl of plain rice it was so god drat good.
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Dont Touch ME posted:Empty calories is meaningless pseudo-science designed to deter americans who cannot stop shoving HFCS down their throats long enough to get some of the other macros/micros. Put some beef in the rice. Add some onions, broccoli and chilis. You'll be fine. It's not so much "empty calories" as it is rice containing a lot of carbohydrates which are very easily metabolized into sugars. Which is part of how a place like Japan, Korea, or China with fewer obese people end up with a higher rate of diabetes than even the HFCS chugging Americans. Warbadger fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Jul 31, 2020 |
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goblin week posted:the idea of there being a single proper and correct english spelling of a word in a language not using the latin alphabet is false. all transcriptions are valid nangasac
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Grand Fromage posted:Yep. There's a whole class of Chinese dishes that are very salty/strong and designed to be eaten on rice. Also the typical way you eat is hold the rice bowl in your left hand, move food from the shared plate to the bowl, then eat it. So sauces drip down into your rice and add fun extra flavor.
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Grand Fromage posted:Yep. There's a whole class of Chinese dishes that are very salty/strong and designed to be eaten on rice. Also the typical way you eat is hold the rice bowl in your left hand, move food from the shared plate to the bowl, then eat it. So sauces drip down into your rice and add fun extra flavor. If you aren't ordering 8 different Sichuan dishes and mixing them all together with rice for a flavor orgy in your mouth while unbelievably stoned are you really even living?
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unbelievably stoned and east asia dont really mix, better off doin it in california
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bob dobbs is dead posted:unbelievably stoned and east asia dont really mix, better off doin it in california Weed is extremely available in Chengdu. It's illegal as all hell, but unlike many other parts of East Asia it's not hard to come by or expensive.
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you feel like going to chinese jail tho i once saw a homeless man sharing a doobie w a sf cop
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Grand Fromage posted:Weed is extremely available in Chengdu. It's illegal as all hell, but unlike many other parts of East Asia it's not hard to come by or expensive. they were going to bars and randomly testing people (mostly foreigners) for a while in shanghai last year. it was urine tests originally but I heard they moved to follicle testing which is kinda lol. of course now they have bigger fish to fry so I've not heard of this happening any time recently. since this is now the rice thread heres some uighur lamb polov i made and it was v good and good use of rice and easy to make if a little time intensive.
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UltraRed posted:I don't understand the pilaf derail. You made fun of rice and said it can't stand alone. Then you post a recipe with rice that adds a bunch of other stuff to it. yeah well rice needs water to cook or do you eat it like dry cereal? The simplest pilav is literally water+butter and it's a trillion times better than ricecooker rice + any number of ingredients. Stop being wrong.
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Magna Kaser posted:since this is now the rice thread heres some uighur lamb polov i made and it was v good and good use of rice and easy to make if a little time intensive. You rinsed it after cooking, right?
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McGavin posted:You rinsed it after cooking, right? gently caress! thats why it tasted like things instead of being bland
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 03:55 |
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Rinse before otherwise it sticks together and doesn't taste as good and isn't fluffy. Gotta have the fluffiness. kudos for going for correct rice in any case Haramstufe Rot fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jul 31, 2020 |
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It depends on what you want. Nothing wrong with sticker rice nor loose rice like balsamic. Polov and it's ilk is meant to be sticky, that's the sauce. Rinsing rice after. DO IT.
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Magna Kaser posted:since this is now the rice thread heres some uighur lamb polov i made and it was v good and good use of rice and easy to make if a little time intensive. Gonna need a recipe here son, I miss Uyghur food a lot. That place north of Sichuan U was so good.
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oohhboy posted:It depends on what you want. Nothing wrong with sticker rice nor loose rice like balsamic. Polov and it's ilk is meant to be sticky, that's the sauce. try this: rinse, let sit in water, rinse again and literally rinse repeat (at least once tho) add butter (quite a bit) to pan add rice, sautee for a minute or so add water and salt bring to boil, then steam on low until water is gone like 15 mins or so never, ever touch the rice during this after water is gone, remove lid partly and wrap everything in kitchen towel, let it steam some more like 5 min, no touching then touch the rice it is now fluffly and slightly sticky at the same time - so not in the "oh no i didn't wash my rice now it's glue" way, which ain't fluffy and ain't pilav. Edit: for the guy above, add veg, meat, beans, orzo (you can sautee them longer for some color) and broth instead of water etc. You can put IT on meat during cooking, which is also good. Just cook the rice correctly. Haramstufe Rot fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Jul 31, 2020 |
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i learned from urumqi chef landlord. you need: 1. fatty mutton. fat is a must. 2. onions 3. garlic 4. cumin 5. carrots 6. raisins (this is more authentic but i dont like it) 7. rice 8. more spices and junk ill forget until they're needed do things: 1. need to RINSE THE RICE 2. once you do this soak the rice for at least like half an hour before cooking. 3. chop up lamb into pieces. keep any bones/etc and trim off a good amount of fat. keep the fat and put it to the side 4. boil some water with some scallions and slices of ginger, throw in the lamb (NOT THE FAT) and any bones and blanch for like 5 minutes 5. take the lamb out and keep a bunch of the liquid. you will use this as the rice cooking water. 6. slice up onions + some garlic 7. start rendering the fat you saved in a pan, throw in the onions and garlic and fry the poo poo out of them over low-ish heat for a while. 8. once they cooked turn up the heat and add the lamb pieces just to sear the outside. you can skip or add the bones with the rice if you had any. 9. add a ton of cumin, pepper, some salt, maybe some soy sauce and whatever else you want at this point for seasoning. i think cumin is the only rule. i added a bay leaf last time. it was annoying to find when i was done. 10. once you mix it all up add in like 450~ ml or so of the lamb water we made earllier. let everything simmer for like 15 minutes or so. 11. add in the carrots and raisins if you want, and then the rice. you want the rice to sit atop all the other stuff in one layer. you also want about as much liquid so that its even with the top of the rice. you may need to add more, you can just add water if you dont have lamb water any more. 12. peel the outer papery layer off a bulb of garlic and place it on top of the rice. also poke a couple holes in the rice layer with chopsticks or something. 13. cover and simmer till the rice is done. 14. open it up, remove the garlic and mix it all up. 15. very important: **do NOT RINSE THE RICE** the garlic will have become v soft in the cooking process and you can open up each clove and use it as a spread. also after step 10 you can move to a rice cooker/pressure cooker/instant pot (if you have a sautee function on it you can do everything there!!!) and it will also work.
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A beautiful world with beautiful places to visit
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Magna Kaser posted:i learned from urumqi chef landlord. very blessed post to add: instead of mixing, you can also artfully try to flip the whole thing onto a huge dish, such that the meat sits on top the rice for serving Haramstufe Rot fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Jul 31, 2020 |
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Grand Fromage posted:Weed is extremely available in Chengdu. It's illegal as all hell, but unlike many other parts of East Asia it's not hard to come by or expensive. I scored some great hash in Guangzhou when I was there. It was the only time I tried the whole time I was traveling in China because yeah the risk is too much, but it wasn't all that hard.
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re Rice just being empty calories, and also about Beijing Bikinis My dad always tells me that in South India if you have what would be considered a "beer gut" in Western countries, is instead called a "rice belly"
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 07:38 |
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Chinese-American restaurants always serve a huge plate of meat drenched in oil or sauce with a tiny thimble of rice. I suppose some people regard that as a treat since the meat is more expensive and flavorful but I find it gross. I always have to ask for like triple the rice they actually bring me at first.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 07:46 |
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They make their money on the rice. £8 for egg fried rice.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 07:53 |
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Dont Touch ME posted:What can you use a rice cooker for, other than cooking rice I steam my dumplings with mine, put a sifter on top, dumplings on the sifter and cover it, works a treat.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 08:10 |
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I can never get my lovely rice cooker to make anything other than mush or chewy rice. I know that means the water levels are too high/too low but I measure that poo poo out and it still turns out bad.
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Dont Touch ME posted:What can you use a rice cooker for, other than cooking rice
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Mantis42 posted:I can never get my lovely rice cooker to make anything other than mush or chewy rice. I know that means the water levels are too high/too low but I measure that poo poo out and it still turns out bad. What ratio rice/water do you normally use?
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Mantis42 posted:I can never get my lovely rice cooker to make anything other than mush or chewy rice. I know that means the water levels are too high/too low but I measure that poo poo out and it still turns out bad. buy less lovely rice
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 08:18 |
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same but a person instead of a cat
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 08:22 |
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I always experimented with the ratio since it never quite came out right. It's like 1.5:1 water:rice normally, right? Something like that. I used that Jasmine rice they sell at Walmart.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 08:27 |
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weight or volume measure? peeps use volume measure but different rices are different densities so volume ratios are contingent upon a cultivar. maddeningly, differential starch compositions mean that weight ratios also contingent upon cultivar also the ratio needs to be nonlinear because of surface area effects on water uptake and evaporation so you cant scale by simple multiplication, this is why peeps do the one knuckle in water whatever worst case, do a grid search on the numerical ratio space of rice water ratios contingent on cultivar and weight and a specific amount of water, futzing w the amount of rice
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i found my pdf copy of "Rice: Chemistry and Technology, 3rd Ed":quote:Cooking of Rice for Sensory or Instrumental Testing i think the figure is most interesting there's another interesting table from juliano et al 1983, the one the original figure 10 is from, here reproduced bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Jul 31, 2020 |
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