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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Slow roasted a piece of rolled lamb shoulder this afternoon and drat it's good.

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
The Facebook self sufficiency group I'm in that implodes in a poo poo fight once a month BC a vegan having a bad day gets lovely about pictures of a butchered goat or whatever has predictably melted down again. Normally I'd just unfollow for a week and let them all calm down and go back to it but this time it's real bad.

The first wtf moment was the admin post saying 'no discussion of how to kill something you aren't going to eat' which is insanely vague, confusing and weird BC stuff like cane toad and other vermin disposal has never really been that contentious compared to the butchery posts

So I'm looking around trying to find what actually happened and why this group would actually make any kind of concession towards the annoying anti meat members who usually are tolerated simply BC they are extremely good gardeners

Some dickhead was trying to get advice on getting rid of wombats and someone else recommended pouring boiling water down the hole.

People are hosed in the head Jesus Christ.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

People are hosed in the head Jesus Christ.

not emptyquoting

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

shalcar posted:

V(t) = 2t(1-t) expands to 2t-2t^2
The differential with respect to t is 2 - 4t

That might help you find your error.

e: It looks like when you substitute your t + deltaT function into V(t) you forget to use brackets so your V(t+deltaT) looks like 2(t+deltaT)(1-t+deltaT) instead of 2(t+deltaT)(1-(t+deltaT)).

holy moly i got it

thanks so much man.

I used 2t-2t^2 and it turned out nicely. I suppose it would have gotten the same result if I used the bracket properly.

edit: seriously unbelievable you helped me with this, I was tearing my hair out.

Caesar Saladin fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Jul 31, 2020

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

fuuuuck 5 mins before i left for the weekend find out my leave is gonna get cancelled for the covid flood here we go. Big cone weekend this one gently caress, Allah save me.

shalcar
Oct 21, 2009

At my signal, DEAL WITH IT.
Taco Defender

Caesar Saladin posted:

holy moly i got it

thanks so much man.

I used 2t-2t^2 and it turned out nicely. I suppose it would have gotten the same result if I used the bracket properly.

edit: seriously unbelievable you helped me with this, I was tearing my hair out.

No worries, glad I could help. It's too close to the weekend to be stumped by maths.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

DumbparameciuM posted:

I love youse cunts

EXCEPT BLOW gently caress YOU BLOW

Hi oval office.

This is what I think of your nasty comment. Can you tell what I am thinking?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3923672&pagenumber=92#post506913342

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

you can't pull the scarf off

you look like a homeless guy who is wearing a bunch of stuff he found on the side of the road

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Your mate's back again.

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

your mate again indeed.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Stop needling each other kids.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Blow posted:

Hi oval office.

This is what I think of your nasty comment. Can you tell what I am thinking?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3923672&pagenumber=92#post506913342

Sure can!

"I'm a smug, useless, racist, self-hating homophobic who should immediately inject a double hotshot with the used needle that mum gave me for my birthday last year"

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION

Blow posted:

wheeze

hey dpm

your mate's here


I DONT loving CARE IF NINE OF YOU CUNTS BEAT ME TO IT

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Blow posted:

I'm a dog oval office

Hey Lowtax, your mate is over there.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

ili posted:

Your mate's back again.

hahaha nah he's not my mate get hosed he's your mate mate

Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Jul 31, 2020

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i heard you went to high school with him, he's for sure your mate

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

shalcar posted:

V(t) = 2t(1-t) expands to 2t-2t^2
The differential with respect to t is 2 - 4t

That might help you find your error.

e: It looks like when you substitute your t + deltaT function into V(t) you forget to use brackets so your V(t+deltaT) looks like 2(t+deltaT)(1-t+deltaT) instead of 2(t+deltaT)(1-(t+deltaT)).

Whoa.

I was just about to post that.

:350:

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

DumbparameciuM posted:

Sure can!

"I'm a smug, useless, racist, self-hating homophobic who should immediately inject a double hotshot with the used needle that mum gave me for my birthday last year"


Smug - nahh yeah.

Useless - yeah nahh.

Racist - yeah nahh.

Self-hating homophobic (I think you meant homophobe?) - yeah nahh.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Get hosed he's not my mate, he's your m8

do it on my face
Feb 6, 2005
°
Jim's Discount Mates

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Whose mate is Blow anyway?

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

hahaha nah he's not my mate get hosed he's your mate mate

Nah get hosed he's not my mate hey. NVJ told me he saw youse two together out behind the Shauna Downs IGA scrounging for fag ends.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Whose mate is Blow anyway?

Mate, he's your mate

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Jestery posted:

Mate, he's your mate

gently caress he's not my mate.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

ili posted:

Nah get hosed he's not my mate hey. NVJ told me he saw youse two together out behind the Shauna Downs IGA scrounging for fag ends.

Get hosed don't drag me small business into this id never have a beer with him

do it on my face
Feb 6, 2005
°

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Whose mate is Blow anyway?

Mate may refer to:
Contents

1 Science
2 Person or title
3 People
3.1 Given names
3.2 Surname
4 Beverages
5 Technology
6 Other uses
7 See also

Science

Mate, one of a pair of animals involved in:
Mate choice, intersexual selection
Mating
Multi-antimicrobial extrusion protein, or MATE, an efflux transporter family of proteins

Person or title

Mate (colloquialism), a colloquialism meaning "friend"
Mateship
Mate (naval officer)
Chief mate, also known as first mate
Second mate
Third mate
Third (curling), also known as a vice, vice-skip, or mate, the team member who delivers the second-to-last pair of a team's stones in an end

People
Given names

Mate (given name)
Máté (given name)

Surname

Máté (surname)

Beverages

Mate (drink), made from the yerba mate plant
Mate de coca, or coca tea

Technology

MATE (software), a fork of GNOME 2 (desktop shell for desktop hardware)
Mate or mating condition, a synonym for constraints used in computer-aided design (CAD)
Huawei Mate series, a smartphone series by the Chinese company Huawei

Other uses

Mate (horse), an American Thoroughbred racehorse
Mate, a traditional South American container carved from a dried calabash
Mahte or Māte, a goddess in Latvian mythology
Marine Academy of Technology and Environmental Science, or MATES, a high school in Manahawkin, New Jersey
Mate, shortened from checkmate, a winning/losing situation in chess

See also

Inmate, a prisoner
Mates, a surname
Matte (disambiguation)
Running mate, a fellow candidate for the same party in one election
All pages with titles containing Mate
All pages with titles containing Mating

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Get hosed don't drag me small business into this id never have a beer with him

Well gently caress he's not my mate. If he's not my mate and he's not your mate, and it seems like he's nobody else's mate, who fucken invited the oval office here?

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Jose doesn't count either.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
whose your mate?

scott

scott who?

scott nofriends

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

do it on my face posted:

Mate may refer to:
Contents

1 Science
2 Person or title
3 People
3.1 Given names
3.2 Surname
4 Beverages
5 Technology
6 Other uses
7 See also

Science

Mate, one of a pair of animals involved in:
Mate choice, intersexual selection
Mating
Multi-antimicrobial extrusion protein, or MATE, an efflux transporter family of proteins

Person or title

Mate (colloquialism), a colloquialism meaning "friend"
Mateship
Mate (naval officer)
Chief mate, also known as first mate
Second mate
Third mate
Third (curling), also known as a vice, vice-skip, or mate, the team member who delivers the second-to-last pair of a team's stones in an end

People
Given names

Mate (given name)
Máté (given name)

Surname

Máté (surname)

Beverages

Mate (drink), made from the yerba mate plant
Mate de coca, or coca tea

Technology

MATE (software), a fork of GNOME 2 (desktop shell for desktop hardware)
Mate or mating condition, a synonym for constraints used in computer-aided design (CAD)
Huawei Mate series, a smartphone series by the Chinese company Huawei

Other uses

Mate (horse), an American Thoroughbred racehorse
Mate, a traditional South American container carved from a dried calabash
Mahte or Māte, a goddess in Latvian mythology
Marine Academy of Technology and Environmental Science, or MATES, a high school in Manahawkin, New Jersey
Mate, shortened from checkmate, a winning/losing situation in chess

See also

Inmate, a prisoner
Mates, a surname
Matte (disambiguation)
Running mate, a fellow candidate for the same party in one election
All pages with titles containing Mate
All pages with titles containing Mating

:350:

Beaucoup Haram
Jun 18, 2005

Get some shoulders blow you hosed unit, you look like a 7 year old trying on his grandads winter coat.

Edit: If that 7 year old had a 20 year old meth habit and hadn’t slept in a decade.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Shower thought: Imagine how sweaty nervous the Hey Dad dad oval office was when the doodleburger videos first came out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hELYZAv7Jk

F
Nov 6, 2005

Blow posted:

Hi oval office.

This is what I think of your nasty comment. Can you tell what I am thinking?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3923672&pagenumber=92#post506913342

Looking like a sketchy groove terminator knock off that shouldn't be too close to a school.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Beaucoup Haram posted:

Get some shoulders blow you hosed unit, you look like a 7 year old trying on his grandads winter coat.

Edit: If that 7 year old had a 20 year old meth habit and hadn’t slept in a decade.

I'm like 182cm and about 67Kg. My ex-gf bought me the coat when I went to the UK on the company dime, it's a little too broad across the shoulders. Also gently caress you, I haven't smoked ice since 23:00 12th Jan 2019.

I went to breakfast with my friend this morning down at Como marina. Beautiful day. I had Eggs Benedict and a cappucino. Ran into my mate I hadn't see for a few years who showed us his new (old) boat that he's fixing up.

Teak (that's a type of wood btw). 3 stories of boat. Twin big loving diesels. 5000 litre fuel tank. Consumes 20 litres per hour at cruising speed which I think he said is 12 Knots (22.224 kmh). So 250 hours.

5556 Km range.

F
Nov 6, 2005

Same mate that ran into you while he somehow sucked your dick?

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

F posted:

Same mate that ran into you while he somehow sucked your dick?

Hapana (No).

Totally a completely different mate.

I think you might be bi-curious or whatever it's called these days. You sure talk about my dick a lot.

E: Use this pic if you need to jerk off or whatever.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3923672&userid=49142#post506593910

Blow fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Jul 31, 2020

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

lmao you look like a low quality professional magician

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


:lol: loving :rip: QLD

Old mate dined next to those numpties and got infected. If you visited one of these 15 loving locations you need to quarantine.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-31/queensland-health-coronavirus-locations-west-moreton-brisbane/12514168

Victoria will need to go into hard lockdown
NSW will be 2-3 weeks behind the outbreaks that Victoria saw.
Queensland is 4-5 weeks away from where NSW is now.

"We'll all need to come together as a community, rather than doing what health officials have been saying we should do, because The Economy"

Quote this post when it happens.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

EoinCannon posted:

Alf Stewart was certainly using it before Steve Irwin



Crikey Elsa! I've got puss coming outta me old fella!!

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Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
You guys talking about that old virus thing from the start of the year?

How come I can't leave the country just because I am attached to these other states?

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