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There's nothing more surprising than libertarians actually sticking to their stated beliefs.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:appears to be from 2018, in memphis From that link: quote:pretty much. The tenants who fall on bad luck by getting laid off or getting their hours slashed but still care, they will call you up and let you know whats going on and offer anything. As long as they have been a great tenant i will work with them all day long to find a solution. All kinds of solutions! You can pay $800 every 4 weeks, $400 every two weeks, $200 every week. So many options! I tried to come together to solve this so hard!
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Jul 31, 2020 13:31
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my favorite part is when they cry that rental properties are their only income like, hmm, maybe you should learn to code, landlord
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Jul 31, 2020 15:23
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Steps 1 through 3 Have daddy pay for rent and bills while earning 65 dollars an hour
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Jul 31, 2020 15:24
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https://twitter.com/red_tanjirooooo/status/1289071683547037697?s=21
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Jul 31, 2020 15:24
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Zeno-25 posted:Found on Facebook probably not a great idea but certainly got a chuckle out of me. I never feel good about eviction and it's always the last step when I've exhausted all other items to collect at my disposal. I can't not pay the mortgage on their unit or write checks and bounce them and expect no foreclosure would be forthcoming. Not paying rent is exactly the same thing. My full time job is being a landlord and it's my sole source of income. If tenants don't pay and they ignore efforts to collect I am not going to feel guilty about eviction. They are essentially stealing from me and my family. I will work with tenants if they need a few days extra or even a few weeks extra if they're making an effort to pay and I am fastidious about ensuring all issues are addressed in as little time as possible and always within the time allotted by law so there shouldn't be any reason to not pay on time or at least call me and discuss the issue before the due date.
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Jul 31, 2020 15:40
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https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1289078719240458242
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Jul 31, 2020 16:00
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a fatguy baldspot posted:probably not a great idea but certainly got a chuckle out of me. I never feel good about eviction and it's always the last step when I've exhausted all other items to collect at my disposal. I can't not pay the mortgage on their unit or write checks and bounce them and expect no foreclosure would be forthcoming. Not paying rent is exactly the same thing. My full time job is being a landlord and it's my sole source of income. If tenants don't pay and they ignore efforts to collect I am not going to feel guilty about eviction. They are essentially stealing from me and my family. I will work with tenants if they need a few days extra or even a few weeks extra if they're making an effort to pay and I am fastidious about ensuring all issues are addressed in as little time as possible and always within the time allotted by law so there shouldn't be any reason to not pay on time or at least call me and discuss the issue before the due date. Consider A. not supporting your family by drawing a passive income from your land like some sort of feudal lord and B. not playing the victim as a loving landlord in CSPAM you stupid parasite
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Jul 31, 2020 16:29
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Jul 31, 2020 16:30
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a fatguy baldspot posted:probably not a great idea but certainly got a chuckle out of me. I never feel good about eviction and it's always the last step when I've exhausted all other items to collect at my disposal. I can't not pay the mortgage on their unit or write checks and bounce them and expect no foreclosure would be forthcoming. Not paying rent is exactly the same thing. My full time job is being a landlord and it's my sole source of income. If tenants don't pay and they ignore efforts to collect I am not going to feel guilty about eviction. They are essentially stealing from me and my family. I will work with tenants if they need a few days extra or even a few weeks extra if they're making an effort to pay and I am fastidious about ensuring all issues are addressed in as little time as possible and always within the time allotted by law so there shouldn't be any reason to not pay on time or at least call me and discuss the issue before the due date. I cannot fathom posting this in cspam if you’re serious and if not then source ur quote
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Jul 31, 2020 16:32
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Lightning Knight posted:I cannot fathom posting this in cspam if you’re serious and if not then source ur quote it's from the reddit post linked last page
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Jul 31, 2020 16:35
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I may be a simple country boy but just from following the conversation and thread and without clicking any links I can use my incredible brain powers to surmise that fatguy baldspot was definitely quoting one of the comments in the r/landlords thread responding to the OP who posted that cutesy "guess who's moving" picture e: beaten by someone who wasn't doing a bit
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Jul 31, 2020 16:35
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Marx Was A Lib posted:it's from the reddit post linked last page I figured it was from somewhere but also you never know I’ve seen people admit to some seriously dumb poo poo on this forum
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Jul 31, 2020 16:35
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Jay Rust posted:You got got I'm not owned... I'm not owned!!!
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Jul 31, 2020 16:36
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come on people.
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Jul 31, 2020 16:36
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a fatguy baldspot posted:probably not a great idea but certainly got a chuckle out of me. I never feel good about eviction and it's always the last step when I've exhausted all other items to collect at my disposal. I can't not pay the mortgage on their unit or write checks and bounce them and expect no foreclosure would be forthcoming. Not paying rent is exactly the same thing. My full time job is being a landlord and it's my sole source of income. If tenants don't pay and they ignore efforts to collect I am not going to feel guilty about eviction. They are essentially stealing from me and my family. I will work with tenants if they need a few days extra or even a few weeks extra if they're making an effort to pay and I am fastidious about ensuring all issues are addressed in as little time as possible and always within the time allotted by law so there shouldn't be any reason to not pay on time or at least call me and discuss the issue before the due date. Dude needs to realize they've both been set up to fail by the system. Capitalism's boom and bust cycle? The Business Cycle? That's just rank instability. It's just instability. Hits average people and anyone immediately dependent on their spending. Again and again. And wealth and income concentration? What are they going to pay you with, capitalist immiseration? Solution: Microdistricts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGVBv7svKLo&t=420s
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Jul 31, 2020 16:39
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i just thought the part about "theyre stealing from me and my family!" was hilarious when he's lterally holding one of teh basic necessities of life hostage
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Jul 31, 2020 16:40
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a fatguy baldspot posted:i just thought the part about "theyre stealing from me and my family!" was hilarious when he's lterally holding one of teh basic necessities of life hostage Nice try landlord Get em
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Jul 31, 2020 16:43
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Accretionist posted:Dude needs to realize they've both been set up to fail by the system. Capitalism's boom and bust cycle? The Business Cycle? That's just rank instability. It's just instability. Hits average people and anyone immediately dependent on their spending. Again and again. And wealth and income concentration? What are they going to pay you with, capitalist immiseration? in freedomland we call those urban villages they're ok, good for fighting sprawl
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Jul 31, 2020 16:46
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we need that + housing guarantee. Imagine becoming homeless means you can't access your grocery store etc b/c those can quickly become bougie neighborhoods with perimeter walls for 'safety' that keep non residents out. A lot of asia built communities on that principle, and I remember in Korea especially they become exclusionary. Imagine a fortress suburb.
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Jul 31, 2020 16:57
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Mr. Lobe posted:Consider A. not supporting your family by drawing a passive income from your land like some sort of feudal lord and B. not playing the victim as a loving landlord in CSPAM you stupid parasite
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Jul 31, 2020 17:06
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Link to article quote:After hopping on a market research call, I thanked her by answering a few questions she had about advertising. After our call, she continued to email me follow-up questions, which I answered. After about two weeks of this, she sent me an email letting me know how much she appreciated what I'd helped her with already — for free — and asked how she could hire me to get even better results. Turns out all you need to succeed in life and move past your dead end...uh let's see here...six figure job in advertising while still in your 20s(!) is to split off from your employer and take a bunch of their high paying clients with you. But most especially, having one of those clients be insanely rich and willing to act as a patron and help bring in more clients. So simple anyone could do it. All on their own. Megillah Gorilla has issued a correction as of 17:18 on Jul 31, 2020 |
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Jul 31, 2020 17:15
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Jul 31, 2020 17:19
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Accretionist posted:Dude needs to realize they've both been set up to fail by the system. They are not the same. The landlord chose to invest in housing to rent out and chose the associated risk. If they're in a bind they can sell the house for an injection of liquidity. If they are underwater on the mortgage then they got burned by their own greed, investing money they did not have. Meanwhile the tenant(s) did not choose any of the risks facing them, they probably had to choose between different essentials and probably chose food over rent or something.
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Jul 31, 2020 17:22
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maybe landlords should just get a loving job
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Jul 31, 2020 17:27
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Peanut President posted:maybe landlords should just get a loving job after motherhood, being a landlord is actually the most difficult but rewarding job there is
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Jul 31, 2020 17:28
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The only landlord I could possibly sympathize with is an old person renting out a room in their house. Even that person is in the position to just sell the house, a position undoubtedly better than any tenant's.
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Jul 31, 2020 17:33
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My dad drank the Kool aid so hard he was going to charge me rent if I kept living at home after i graduated high school Which is why I joined the military 
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Jul 31, 2020 17:36
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a fatguy baldspot posted:after motherhood, being a landlord is actually the most difficult but rewarding job there is 
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Jul 31, 2020 17:36
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:My dad drank the Kool aid so hard he was going to charge me rent if I kept living at home after i graduated high school holy poo poo
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Jul 31, 2020 17:38
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my parents absolutely charged my mentally disabled brother rent, lmao
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Jul 31, 2020 17:40
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Antonymous posted:... Florida's started doing something similar: Community Development Districts (CDDs) (I have a buddy near Tampa who's real estate-adjacent) Tampa's growth is extending northward into rural counties. Local politics is so anti-tax, though, that the counties can't afford to support good services or good infrastructure. The workaround: CDDs independently levy, "fees," not taxes. If you have money, you live in a CDD. The roads are smooth. The lampposts are steel. The nicer ones have fios, schools, grocery, security patrols, fences/gates, etc. This one -- Epperson Ranch -- even sprung for some actual walling and medieval-looking flourishes:   If the US turns into Brazil, communities like this already have everything in place. Upgrade existing walls, increase existing security, etc. CongoJack posted:The only landlord I could possibly sympathize with is an old person renting out a room in their house. Even that person is in the position to just sell the house, a position undoubtedly better than any tenant's. Best landlord story I ever heard was an interview with a 'luxury section 8' guy in Washington DC. He screens for 'unicorn' tenants then lavishes them. He makes his money off appreciation and that's it; buys in the path of growth. Section 8 pays off his mortgages and his tenants are all neat-freaks with secure employment who love the properties, love him, love getting flowers on mother's day from their landlord, etc. It's basically government subsidized win:wins for everyone involved. Massive public housing programs would be better but I still find the idea of 'luxury section 8' hilarious. People living in HGTV looking $800k townhouses for like $400 month or whatever.
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Jul 31, 2020 17:53
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People always forget that Bart converted to Catholicism.
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Jul 31, 2020 18:00
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Taintrunner posted:my parents absolutely charged my mentally disabled brother rent, lmao my parents told me they were going to do this when I had to move home, so I ran away lol I just barely escaped being homeless
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Jul 31, 2020 18:01
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well of course, it's only natural that once a child reaches adulthood precisely upon turning 18 that they have become a completely independent individual to be cast out into the world alone to make their own way with no family support, which is absolutely how our ancestors who evolved over hundreds of thousands of years living in tightly related socially cohesive tribes would want it
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Accretionist posted:Best landlord story I ever heard was an interview with a 'luxury section 8' guy in Washington DC. He screens for 'unicorn' tenants then lavishes them. He makes his money off appreciation and that's it; buys in the path of growth. Section 8 pays off his mortgages and his tenants are all neat-freaks with secure employment who love the properties, love him, love getting flowers on mother's day from their landlord, etc. That owns. My best landlord story is from a landlord in Seattle. He was telling me that he was doing his end of year calculations on the rent he should have received over the year and found he was short thousands of dollars in profit. Turns out his property manager actually reduced the rent on just about all of his properties at the beginning of the year and then quit, and the next property manager didn't know the rents were wrong. He didn't even notice the money wasn't there until he did the math.
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