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Is this like people who dont have an inner monologue / the people who can't control their voices when they sneeze. Because thats a fun derail
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augias posted:Is this like people who dont have an inner monologue / the people who can't control their voices when they sneeze. Because thats a fun derail And this ties into the foreskin how?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:And this ties into the foreskin how? Foreskins are like an inner monologues and not sneezing loudly, in that some people dont have them
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Jul 31, 2020 09:30
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Guys, the president tweeted "Herman died...I just got off..." Holy gently caress
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Jul 31, 2020 10:20
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3D Megadoodoo posted:And this ties into the foreskin how? It is considered polite to sneeze into one's foreskin
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Jul 31, 2020 11:28
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davidspackage posted:It is considered polite to sneeze into one's foreskin Only if you do it loudly.
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Jul 31, 2020 11:41
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are you meant to let the air out quietly afterwards, or more like a a deflating balloon braap ?
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Jul 31, 2020 11:54
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BiggerBoat posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQpks-4oAEU Griefor posted:How do you think sneezing works? I've had coworkers mad at me for sneezing loudly before but it's not really something I have control over. Sneezing is involuntary. My sneezes are loud. I've tried pinching my nose but my sneeze blasted right through it (and I've since learned that that poo poo isn't good for you, anyway). I said this in the boomer thread in GBS (I think) but if you want to learn how to sneeze quietly, break a couple of ribs. The onset of a sneeze is terrifying and if you do the standard sneeze it feels like a grenade going off in your chest.
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Jul 31, 2020 13:04
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Sneezing loudly is only socially acceptable if you pretend to have Tourette's.
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Jul 31, 2020 13:19
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Ok but do you still tip your server if they sneeze? Do you vary it by the loudness?
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Griefor posted:How do you think sneezing works? I've had coworkers mad at me for sneezing loudly before but it's not really something I have control over. Sneezing is involuntary. My sneezes are loud. I've tried pinching my nose but my sneeze blasted right through it (and I've since learned that that poo poo isn't good for you, anyway). Just don't yell while you sneeze. I can't speak for others but the loud sneezes that annoy me are the people who literally yell as they sneeze. If you have to activate your voice box you're annoying, sorry. If you just sneeze loud but in general aren't also throwing in an overdramatic yell or "choo" you're good.
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Pornographic Memory posted:Ok but do you still tip your server if they sneeze? Do you vary it by the loudness? Depends, are they serving you a hot dog sandwich while sneezing?
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Jul 31, 2020 14:01
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Nuclear War posted:Depends, are they serving you a hot dog sandwich while sneezing? Lol, holy poo poo this is hilarious! Hahahhah
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Jul 31, 2020 16:47
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Sneeze into your sleeve. It muffles the sound and also prevents your disgusting plague germs from spreading.
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Jul 31, 2020 17:29
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the sound you make when sneezing is a learned behavior I know this because I have mastered my sneezes. bow before me
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Jul 31, 2020 17:53
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N. Senada posted:the sound you make when sneezing is a learned behavior I can sneeze loudly and quietly
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Jul 31, 2020 18:05
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Holy poo poo this is amazing in reverse, I haven't seen this before and I want to use it constantly now.
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Jul 31, 2020 18:10
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You can definitely sneeze quietly, trans girls learn how to do it all the time, or else they risk having people stare at them. You will learn how to lady-sneeze dang quick. Also lol at Herman cain. I hope Louie gomert meets a ventilator.
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Update, if anyone cares. No, Doug sneezes like a bomb all the time. He has a VERY big nose. He's not doing it on purpose (I don't think). He's almost famous for it. Which is why he should wear the motherfucking mask. rear end in a top hat. Anyway, today (and I guess thanks to me), the Whole Company got an email telling us to wear their masks, as they're prone to do and how they tend to deal with anything. Rather than singling out the 2 or 3 people Not Following the Rules, they send out a mass communication calling out everyone that leaves us all to wonder if we're among the singular individuals that are loving up. Which only makes poo poo worse IMO. It's like how the Marines punish everybody for the transgressions of a few. The MAGA CHUD owner sent out another communique later telling us to wear our masks and it's for our protection, so he was right and that's cool, but in that one he said "government intervention is BY FAR the greatest challenge this company faces" so I wasn't sure whether to ask him what his problem with Trump, our Republican mayor and Ron Desantis are, the PPP money he got or...what exactly but reading that was horrifying and I can't afford to rock my loving Bigger Boat right now, so to speak, much as I'd love to write back and RIse Up. The company I work for thinks that government intervention is "By Far and Bar None" the greatest challenge he faces, according to this missive, when Republicans run everything and most of the country wants them to do ANYTHING AT ALL. I live in Florida where, I can assure you, our government is doing jack and poo poo about anything. My life and career are broken in ways I can't repair with the tools and training I have. I know I am not alone.
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BiggerBoat posted:stuff... yo i enjoy reading about doug nose bomb mcenroe so i wish there was a way to like posts or something rather than having to reply to mean that people are interested. for the most part i enjoy reading this poo poo in this thread but i don't want to reply to everyone with lol, or "sorry your situation sucks" since this thread already goes 100 miles a minute.
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guys, while the discussion on sneezing is most fascinating, can we get back to talking about chuds dying under trump? this guy isn't dying yet, but hopefully that will change (WARNING: TERRIBLE GRAMMAR/SYNTAX/STRUCTURE):  tl;dr chud mocks the idea that corona is dangerous, predictably gets sick (very bad too), but discovers miracle cure called 'hydroxychloroquine'.
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Strong Sauce posted:yo i enjoy reading about doug nose bomb mcenroe so i wish there was a way to like posts or something rather than having to reply to mean that people are interested. for the most part i enjoy reading this poo poo in this thread but i don't want to reply to everyone with lol, or "sorry your situation sucks" since this thread already goes 100 miles a minute. I've thought about starting an Insufferable Coworker Thread but haven't mustered up the time as of late since, like most of use, I am hanging on by numerous threads of utter desperation. In large part due to my numerous insufferable coworkers, most of whom are flailing like me and wondering why TRUMPING SO HARD doesn't seem to be working out so well for anyone. But god drat do they seem to worship this man. I'm on some sort of island/cult that I'm getting too tired to fight any more. I can't help these people if I try. I'm also broke, in debt, sick and just...resigned.I just duck my head and offer an opinion whenever I'm pressed for one. It sucks.
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Mr Interweb posted:guys, while the discussion on sneezing is most fascinating, can we get back to talking about chuds dying under trump? So is this John Titor, because according to his timeline he's posting after Christmas despite catching Covid in June.
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Ninurta posted:So is this John Titor, because according to his timeline he's posting after Christmas despite catching Covid in June. Yeah, after reading that, I think the PCR swab must have tickled his brain and short circuited a few things.
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BiggerBoat posted:The MAGA CHUD owner sent out another communique later telling us to wear our masks and it's for our protection, so he was right and that's cool, but in that one he said "government intervention is BY FAR the greatest challenge this company faces" so I wasn't sure whether to ask him what his problem with Trump, our Republican mayor and Ron Desantis are, the PPP money he got or...what exactly but reading that was horrifying and I can't afford to rock my loving Bigger Boat right now, so to speak, much as I'd love to write back and RIse Up. I'm pretty sure "the government" to these people is the civil service, and they are horrible leeches who exist to wrap everything up in red tape, and if we would just get out of their way, all these "wealth creators" like your CHUD owner who probably inherited everything he's worth, would just be creating "wealth" left and right.
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nikosoft posted:Yeah, after reading that, I think the PCR swab must have tickled his brain and short circuited a few things. I'm not convinced it was working all too well before either
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Sneeze talk: I sneeze loud because the older I get the more holding back a sneeze fills my blood vessels with air and I feel like I'm dying Please let your dad's and moms sneeze loud, or they can literally die
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 ElGroucho posted:Sneeze talk: I sneeze loud because the older I get the more holding back a sneeze fills my blood vessels with air and I feel like I'm dying Just don't virtue signal your stance on sneezing and you'll be fine.
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ElGroucho posted:Sneeze talk: I sneeze loud because the older I get the more holding back a sneeze fills my blood vessels with air and I feel like I'm dying Eh, I'll think about it.
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I mean, unless they are chuds In which case, hold their nose and mouth shut and let them die
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So I guess it's National Do Not Wear a Mask Day here in loving Florida so yay. Just ran up to the gas station and among the 5 people in line I was the only one masked up. Guy behind me had a "Stand for Betsy Ross" t-shirt on. These loving people. I (loudly) asked the cashier why they're SERVICING CUSTOMERS WITHOUT MASKS! when they clearly have a sign posted that they're required. Then I intentionally took my sweet loving time in an already slow line just to be passive aggressive about poo poo. I fumbled for correct change, dropped it, pretended not to find it, slowly dug through my wallet, asked for a double bag and then made an additional purchase with my debit card after she wrung me up and intentionally put it in wrong to slow down the proceedings and have it declined because gently caress that guy, his stupid shirt and his moronic non mask wearing dumb rear end face. We have ONE JOB and that's to please mask up. A bridge too far for these "patriots" in the epicenter of the outbreak. I should have slowly and methodically picked out some scratch off tickets just to be a bigger rear end in a top hat but, alas, I'm broke.
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dude, i get being mad at chuds but the end result is that you spent a bunch of extra time around random people without masks. in florida, even!
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It's just that they're so much smarter and better informed than you. You should be humbled by the fact that the average floridian knows medicine better than the vast majority of actually MDs. They just got such good, big brains.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:dude, i get being mad at chuds but the end result is that you spent a bunch of extra time around random people without masks. in florida, even! Nah, not really. They DID observe the distancing and I had my mask on. So did the cashier. But I guess I see what you mean. I got a kick out of making them wait and couldn't help myself. "THEY were stuck in there with ME" :rorschach:
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Nooo you have to wear masks! If you don't I'm gonna stand within sneezing distance and fumble with my changerinooo Ha ha COVID cough go haaack
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Aug 1, 2020 20:25
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If them social distancing means you weren’t at risk from their lack of masks then I guess they didn’t need them after all
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Wafflecopper posted:If them social distancing means you weren’t at risk from their lack of masks then I guess they didn’t need them after all lol I'm sorry you're getting dunked on for being justifiably petty BiggerBoat but it IS really funny that you did this I think your constant proximity to dipshit chuds is breaking your brain a little
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Dude, get out of Florida. Yes, people are lovely and deserve to die from their lovely choices. Easier solution is to remove yourself from the equation, though.
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