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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

LifeSunDeath posted:

I knew a dude that had "swangers" on his mercury, and one day he banged the poo poo out of his shin walking around the car, it made me laugh.

just like these


BMan posted:

ok, those are just mad max weapons

That car looks more like Dad Max
(:dadjoke:)

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Spudalicious
Dec 24, 2003

I <3 Alton Brown.
Bridge from 1912 collapsed with a train on it the other day in major metropolitan Tempe, AZ
Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPeZcc-bsjQ&t=14s

News:
https://www.azfamily.com/news/inves...c720db639f.html

Quote: "Tempe officials said one of the derailed cars contained cyclohexanone, a pale and oily liquid that is toxic and flammable. It's used to make nylon and paint remover. HAZMAT crews placed a foam layer over the car to keep it cool and prevent any chemical vapors. The chemical is leaking into a storm drain that goes into the riverbed on the west side of the dam. Crews are testing the area and have stopped the 500 gallon leak."

Whew, what a mess, glad that only happens once in a whi-

"Wednesday's incident was the second time a Union Pacific train had derailed on the that bridge in a little less than a month."
:catstare:

“We approached this bridge from a historical perspective, we didn’t have any concerns, really, about the safety and adequacy of the bridge,” said ASU bridge expert Dr. Tony Lamanna. He also says that the bridge’s infrastructure is highly dependent on the maintenance of the bridge.

Sounds like the every-30-days inspections aren't quite cutting it anymore.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Spudalicious posted:

Bridge from 1912 collapsed with a train on it the other day in major metropolitan Tempe, AZ
Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPeZcc-bsjQ&t=14s

News:
https://www.azfamily.com/news/inves...c720db639f.html

Quote: "Tempe officials said one of the derailed cars contained cyclohexanone, a pale and oily liquid that is toxic and flammable. It's used to make nylon and paint remover. HAZMAT crews placed a foam layer over the car to keep it cool and prevent any chemical vapors. The chemical is leaking into a storm drain that goes into the riverbed on the west side of the dam. Crews are testing the area and have stopped the 500 gallon leak."

Whew, what a mess, glad that only happens once in a whi-

"Wednesday's incident was the second time a Union Pacific train had derailed on the that bridge in a little less than a month."
:catstare:

“We approached this bridge from a historical perspective, we didn’t have any concerns, really, about the safety and adequacy of the bridge,” said ASU bridge expert Dr. Tony Lamanna. He also says that the bridge’s infrastructure is highly dependent on the maintenance of the bridge.

Sounds like the every-30-days inspections aren't quite cutting it anymore.

your chances of a derail greatly go down after the first derail, they figured "what are the odds?"

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

LifeSunDeath posted:

your chances of a derail greatly go down after the first derail, they figured "what are the odds?"

your chances go down greatly after you fix the problem lol

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

The White Dragon posted:

your chances go down greatly after you fix the problem lol

it's the punchline of a classic joke.

A man is taking an airplane flight for the first time in his life. he's very nervous about it and it's obvious -- his legs are bouncing, he's biting his nails, tightening his seatbelt. After a few minutes, the man in the next seat notices what's up.

"First time flying?"
"Yes...I know it's supposed to be safe but I just can't get all the scary possibilities out of my head."
"Ah, I know exactly what you mean. I used to be terrified on every flight that the airplane would get blown up by a terrorist bomb."
"Oh god, I hadn't even considered that one!"
"Don't worry! I said I used to be terrified -- I'm not any more. I'm a insurance analyst and I know all about risk, so I was able to address my fears."
"...yeah? How?"
"Well, you see, I have all the actuarial tables for these things. I know that the chance of there being a bomb on the plane is very small. But I also know that statistically, the chance of there being more than one bomb on the plane is practically zero, so..."
(he cautiously unzips his coat and gestures inside)
"...I simply bring my own bomb on every flight!"

Boogoose
Oct 5, 2003

GIVE ME THE CASH !

Humphreys posted:

Everyone in the thread needs to watch this! The pro-est of proclicks. Every minute is a new thing that is post worthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONwe96StEpA&t=1496s

Look how loving dangerous things are in just this short section! A holy trinity of attaching an unguarded propeller to your back, doing the same while skiing (which after gladiatorial combat is the most deadly of sports), and then finally attaching what is presumably an electric motor to your crotch and speeding around a swimming pool. I guess birth rates were higher and funerals were cheaper back then.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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gently caress SNEEP posted:

These things are really scary because they have 0 safety sensors and will slam right in to you if you walk in to the path, and it's just following a pre-programmed sequence. There's also 0 cones in this video so I'm walking away from my computer for safety now

I toured a facility full of these a few years ago. They do have impact sensors and will stop if they hit you, but it will hit you at full speed.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I love that a lot of the clips in that video are people who clearly have no idea what they are doing but they understand how to make things or pay someone else to make things. So they get their new invention filmed without even knowing if it works. Then it cuts to them being dragged out of their sinking/burning creation.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Even in death, I still serve

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Boogoose posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONwe96StEpA&t=1496s

Look how loving dangerous things are in just this short section! A holy trinity of attaching an unguarded propeller to your back, doing the same while skiing (which after gladiatorial combat is the most deadly of sports), and then finally attaching what is presumably an electric motor to your crotch and speeding around a swimming pool. I guess birth rates were higher and funerals were cheaper back then.

A few seconds later there's a waterskiing autogyroboat that I would not get into at gunpoint.

Xaintrailles fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jul 31, 2020

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009
Big Clive is at it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekjt_HuLD9w

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Xaintrailles posted:

A few seconds later there's a waterskiing autogyroboat that I would not get into at gunpoint.

oh nice, that's basically one of those rotor kites they used (rarely, i'd imagine) in ww2 to give u-boat crews a high-altitude lookout

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focke-Achgelis_Fa_330

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NtI-KS45xk

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Boogoose
Oct 5, 2003

GIVE ME THE CASH !

Xaintrailles posted:

A few seconds later there's a waterskiing autogyroboat that I would not get into at gunpoint.

The person in the spinner boat is probably the safest person there and probably had great fun. It's everyone else around that is going to have a bad time should the power or basic karma suddenly cut out.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/17dA84M.gifv

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

:yeshaha: this is incredible

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Boogoose posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONwe96StEpA&t=1496s

Look how loving dangerous things are in just this short section! A holy trinity of attaching an unguarded propeller to your back, doing the same while skiing (which after gladiatorial combat is the most deadly of sports), and then finally attaching what is presumably an electric motor to your crotch and speeding around a swimming pool. I guess birth rates were higher and funerals were cheaper back then.

this video is loving rad and might even deserve its own thread

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015


Holy poo poo, that's like something out of Bollywood but real life.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

PinheadSlim posted:

Holy poo poo, that's like something out of Bollywood but real life.

I have some news for you...

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

PinheadSlim posted:

Holy poo poo, that's like something out of Bollywood but real life.

If CGI cars are real then yes

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Oh no I did a dumb :(

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.
Hey lmk where i can buy a Jeep that accelerates faster than a F1 car lol.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I was gonna say, I want a car that accelerates at 3g.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

PhazonLink posted:

all the ones I seen are nice shiny chrome, can you still get something from those?

Most of the shiny ones are just plastic.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I want an SUV with the rollover protection of a Weeble

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
The delicate dance of engine repair.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4&t=36s

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
Someone took a padlock and used it to hook the LOTO hasp to the disconnect switch for some equipment today

We might have one less shift supervisor by monday

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader



This guy by the way has three videos total, this one with 57 million views, one posted two years later with 32 million, and one posted three years after that with 7 million.

I think Youtube's algos give more weight to posting videos more frequently, but even so, I imagine this guy is making a decent chunk of money off Youtube for three videos.

I mean, presumably those videos were a lot of work, but still, that's pretty fuckin good considering how many Youtubers are out there posting a new video every week and struggling to make it past 100k views on any given video. Massive props to that guy.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

Someone took a padlock and used it to hook the LOTO hasp to the disconnect switch for some equipment today

We might have one less shift supervisor by monday

LOTO fuckery infuriates me. At my last job we had three near misses in a week from people either loving with or loving up LOTO procedures.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Cthulu Carl posted:

I want an SUV with the rollover protection of a Weeble

Get a Tesla then


CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

mds2 posted:

I toured a facility full of these a few years ago. They do have impact sensors and will stop if they hit you, but it will hit you at full speed.

That's very thoughtful.

The janitorial staff can just pick up your broken corpse instead of having to mop you off of the floor.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Bum the Sad posted:

Get a Tesla then




Hahahahahahaha


No.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/gYuWvbM.gifv

Maybe try pissin on it.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

Are we going to have another long debate on idiot bikers?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

dr_rat posted:

Man I hope she was wearing proper steel toed socks. :ohdear:


You jest about knit PPE but a few years back I made a hat in safety orange with retroreflective thread for a goon who worked as a lumberjack in Finland (Joint Horse, I think), which is why it has a little tree pattern.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Burnouts are dumb as hell. I went to a car show and at some point they did a burnout contest. A little bit later, there was a guy walking around asking if anyone had a tire he could use because his blew up.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

hemale in pain posted:

this video is loving rad and might even deserve its own thread

that link isn't even the full version, it has about 18 minutes of stuff cut out of it for some reason including this completely rad old man who bites a nail in half and says it's because he lives clean and doesn't breathe oxygen

based on timestamps this version is the complete uncut version, which tends to get pulled off the internet eventually due to copyright claims against the background music in parts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs4p5ZjiR3s&t=256s

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Bum the Sad posted:

Get a Tesla then




You kinda expect it to, once it has finally managed to roll over onto its roof, just flatten itself into a pancake the height of the battery pack

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/dMDcyIf.mp4

everyone's a forklift operator until a real et cetera

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