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Beaucoup Haram
Jun 18, 2005

Why do you hang out on cliffs with african children you suss oval office

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Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Lolie posted:

Stop needling each other kids.

^^^

:love:

:350:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Beaucoup Haram posted:

Why do you hang out on cliffs with african children you suss oval office

We talking about your mate again?

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Beaucoup Haram posted:

Why do you hang out on cliffs with african children you suss oval office

Why not ...

I assume you're referring to this photo?



The chick in front of me in the green t-shirt with the black cardigan and cut off jean shorts is actually 27.

The chick on the right in the nice dress is 28.

The chick on the far left with red top and black shorts is 34.

The chick 2nd from the left with the purple singlet and black shorts is 31.

I forget how old the dudes are.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

don't post these poor people on something awful without permission

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Blow posted:

Why not ...

I assume you're referring to this photo?


The chick in front of me in the green t-shirt with the black cardigan and cut off jean shorts is actually 27.

The chick on the right in the nice dress is 28.

The chick on the far left with red top and black shorts is 34.

The chick 2nd from the left with the purple singlet and black shorts is 31.

I forget how old the dudes are.

You are not doing yourself any favours.

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Be nice to each other please no hostility tonight yea chill friday night

Beaucoup Haram
Jun 18, 2005

naeka posted:

Be nice to each other please no hostility tonight yea chill friday night

I prefer talking about big titties and Israeli presidents to this current stick

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

How long until Dan gives us the stage 4? Monday?

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I'm at the snow again for the second weekend in a row except this time I have chosen perhaps foolishly to not smoke weed for the entire weekend.

Forum Joe
Jun 8, 2001

Every day I'm shuffling!

Ask me about Tasmania!
Tonight I tried something new. My local had a “Jalapeño Sour” on tap. Fucken oath, it was life changing. I dont want to drink normal beer again.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


naeka posted:

Be nice to each other please no hostility tonight yea chill friday night

Lets have some Gunship crowd sourced 80s homage video to make the bad feel better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri9IefTuNzc

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Laserface posted:

I'm at the snow again for the second weekend in a row except this time I have chosen perhaps foolishly to not smoke weed for the entire weekend.

Worse decision making skills than the bloke who ate that bat imo.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Gold coast still avoids any community transmission by staunchly refusing to have any kind of worthwhile community

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Humphreys posted:

Shower thought: Imagine how sweaty nervous the Hey Dad dad oval office was when the doodleburger videos first came out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hELYZAv7Jk

Your house, your rules, Mr Kelly.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Blow looks.like the TF2 sniper


ili
Jul 26, 2003


Reckon your mate loves negative attention hey.

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Beaucoup Haram posted:

I prefer talking about big titties and Israeli presidents to this current stick

Heck yes big titties for days~

Humphreys posted:

Lets have some Gunship crowd sourced 80s homage video to make the bad feel better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri9IefTuNzc

Nice, very chill.

LookieLoo posted:

How long until Dan gives us the stage 4? Monday?

Yes doubt it'll be on the weekend cause soon as it is announced every stupid motherfucker will be going out shopping "one last time before lockdown" and create more plague clusters, early week makes most sense to avoid a mad rush.

Granite Octopus
Jun 24, 2008

People will mad rush no matter what because they are loving morons.

Duhh gotta go to bunnings because my only hobbies include buying poo poo I don’t need.

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Granite Octopus posted:

People will mad rush no matter what because they are loving morons.

Duhh gotta go to bunnings because my only hobbies include buying poo poo I don’t need.

Gotta blow those leaves 7am on a sunday morning.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
its the horses birthday today. grab some carrots and celebrate with your nearest horse

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Infinitum posted:

:lol: loving :rip: QLD

Old mate dined next to those numpties and got infected. If you visited one of these 15 loving locations you need to quarantine.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-31/queensland-health-coronavirus-locations-west-moreton-brisbane/12514168

Victoria will need to go into hard lockdown
NSW will be 2-3 weeks behind the outbreaks that Victoria saw.
Queensland is 4-5 weeks away from where NSW is now.

"We'll all need to come together as a community, rather than doing what health officials have been saying we should do, because The Economy"

Quote this post when it happens.

When are they going to admit that transmission doesn't require people being sneezed or coughed on and lock everything the gently caress down, ffs?

Those Queensland women whose faces got splashed over the front page of the Courier Mail had already been fined for holding a party in Melbourne before they lied at the NSW/QLD border.

Covert Atheist
Nov 1, 2010

McSpergin posted:

RIP to the spotted dog pub in Bundaberg where I got further ratfucked on rum and cokes after a friend's funeral that one time and literally never stepped foot in before or after because it was where the rebels drank

Late quote because I'm on leave but this travesty made Burrum street take half an hour to cross to get smokes. That's the real tragedy.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

Infinitum posted:

:lol: loving :rip: QLD

Old mate dined next to those numpties and got infected. If you visited one of these 15 loving locations you need to quarantine.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-31/queensland-health-coronavirus-locations-west-moreton-brisbane/12514168

Victoria will need to go into hard lockdown
NSW will be 2-3 weeks behind the outbreaks that Victoria saw.
Queensland is 4-5 weeks away from where NSW is now.

"We'll all need to come together as a community, rather than doing what health officials have been saying we should do, because The Economy"

Quote this post when it happens.

I’m all for gallows humour (within reason) but I fail to see what is so funny about this. Thousands of people are literally going to have their lives ruined because of this. The small businesses that managed to survive the first lockdown have no chance of riding out a second one. We are going to be so, so hosed for years to come.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Laserface posted:

Bill posters will be prosecuted. The bill board under the m4 at Lidcombe says so.

Lol

Caesar Saladin posted:

im gonna turn that wrong answer in anyway for partial credit

I had a look at it but then remembered I haven't done any calculus properly since about 2012 during engineering maths 3, maybe one of the follow on courses like dynamics or stress analysis in 2013. Blessed that I don't have to use it lol it's all for people staying in academia

Humphreys posted:

Lets have some Gunship crowd sourced 80s homage video to make the bad feel better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri9IefTuNzc

Fark yeah I love gunship

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I for one hope for a real second wave because people will realise that the liberal government is hosed and doesn't actually give a poo poo about anyone but themselves and the economy but also I'm hoping that it tanks the real estate market so that professional door openers have to actually do their job instead of just loving auctioning everything

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
The sad fact is that our economy is so deeply coupled with a speculative property market that anything that can realistically have a dramatic impact on the housing market like that is also going to do a fucktonne of damage to the general economy including wages. I'm still not sure if there's actually a way to avoid that without completely loving a whole generation out of home ownership though. It's pretty hosed and I hope you find something

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I'm dreading looking for a house to buy, sick of renting but I know I'll get discouraged easily by auctions etc. Was going to start towards the end of the year but who knows what will be going in in Melbourne by then.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Put an offer on a place this morning. The seller did a massive reno on the place and then lost their job and need to sell urgently (well this is the story the agent came up with). They still want too much but we'll see how we go.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
if you meet anyone that isn't asking way too loving much for a house you just shoot them right then and there bc thats not a property agent/owner thats a replicant

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
House is only used on weekends to feed her elderly cat.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

quote:

The man and five other people dined at a table at Madtongsan IV adjacent to one of the three women with coronavirus who had been in Melbourne.

So even though those cunts got fined for breaching a public health order by having a party in Melbourne and got busted lying trying to get back into Queensland, they were trusted to self-isolate for 14 days after that instead of being put in hotel detention. Someone's head needs to roll for that decision.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Lolie posted:

So even though those cunts got fined for breaching a public health order by having a party in Melbourne and got busted lying trying to get back into Queensland, they were trusted to self-isolate for 14 days after that instead of being put in hotel detention. Someone's head needs to roll for that decision.

I thought they successfully lied and got through the border, then the truth only came out when one of them tested positive. It's an absolutely hosed oval office of a thing to do too, last I read there was one of them refusing to tell the police/health where they'd been.

I'm super fucken pissed about the whole thing, things here were going pretty well until these two clowns decided that what we needed was a heaping helping of Melbournitis. The sun's back and the days are turning good but gotta constantly be hyper vigilant because these two fuckwits spread disease all over my backyard.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


I wish Andrews would just announce whatever he's gonna announce so I can see how hosed I am rather than ruin another weekend.

I bought an off the plan apartment in February and fully regret it, can't imagine looking at property knowing what we know now.

I've already flushed a $45k deposit down the toilet even if I get to move in, which seems unlikely at the moment.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Outrail posted:

Worse decision making skills than the bloke who ate that bat imo.

I ate my weight in dexamfetamine this morning so it's a different kind of weekend

ErKeL
Jun 18, 2013

Airstream Driver posted:

Put an offer on a place this morning. The seller did a massive reno on the place and then lost their job and need to sell urgently (well this is the story the agent came up with). They still want too much but we'll see how we go.
Agent gave me a similar story this week about how the owner's business went bankrupt and they want to sell it off desperately to recoup losses. Thought it was hugely unprofessional for them to be telling me this but maybe that's just the sympathy story they throw out every time they speak to a potential buyer?

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

E: too many posts

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
rode 100km, ate a burger and smoked a joinyt



*friendlyjordies voice* i am a done duck

stirlo
Aug 12, 2007

Wizard Master posted:

I’m all for gallows humour (within reason) but I fail to see what is so funny about this. Thousands of people are literally going to have their lives ruined because of this. The small businesses that managed to survive the first lockdown have no chance of riding out a second one. We are going to be so, so hosed for years to come.

Yup—had a weird/vivid and short; but not so implausible “nightmare” that my favourite fairly small non chain Mexican restaurant closed down...


They cannot be doing too well with no dining-in or massive alcohol profits vs the amount they make on food.. if we end up with just maccas and 7-elevens for survivors of this plague. And ridiculous unemployment and homeless :( just. Aaahhhh

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

ili posted:

I thought they successfully lied and got through the border, then the truth only came out when one of them tested positive. It's an absolutely hosed oval office of a thing to do too, last I read there was one of them refusing to tell the police/health where they'd been.

I'm super fucken pissed about the whole thing, things here were going pretty well until these two clowns decided that what we needed was a heaping helping of Melbournitis. The sun's back and the days are turning good but gotta constantly be hyper vigilant because these two fuckwits spread disease all over my backyard.

Last I read they were thought to have been involved in organised shoplifting of expensive handbags, so who knows where the gently caress they've really been and where they've spread it around.

The idea that we can keep pubs and restaurants open when that's where this is spreading is insane.

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