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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart store posted:

The last S in BUSESES is an upside-down 2

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I think that's what you call a group of Gary Buseys.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

uvar posted:

At least there's no extra apostrophes



What do you call Hispanic guys riding public transport?

Bus eses.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos

Megillah Gorilla posted:

What do you call Hispanic guys riding public transport?

Bus eses.

This is clearly guerrilla marketing for the sequel

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

uvar posted:

At least there's no extra apostrophes



WHEN IS THE ES COACH HERE??!?!?!?!??!?!111112222elvatolvakatinkorva

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

HelleSpud posted:

I don't know, this seems to be pretty cheap:


When a bird flies into your window and you die.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You could actually play angry birds for real!

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

By popular demand posted:

You could actually play angry birds for real!

go stand under a magpi nest

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


the HELL is this?

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
I want to say it's for towels? But ultimately the answer is "we had a space that was too big to not use but too small to do anything useful with".

I feel like you could make the walls thinner and further apart and fit a little spice rack in there.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Could be hard to remove the spice bottles.

The boring solution is to lower the walls.

The fun solution is to make a mechanism that lifts the bottom of the drawer and thus all the spice jars when the drawer is fully withdrawn;

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



the HELL is this?

Do you barbarians store your kitchen katana vertically? Now THAT is weird.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




You could fit those little spice packets in there. It would be dumb, but you could do it.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



the HELL is this?

Extremely narrow packet drawer?

e;fb

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
Dedicated drawer for your favorite kitchen knife.

Comedy option: Fill it with reusable straws.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Vertical toothpick storage.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


A single oven mitt

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Breadbox for individual slices.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Ooh, now if it were a toaster version of those under-counter drawer style microwaves...

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Realtalk, I’d keep takeout menus in there.

Jows
May 8, 2002

Bad Munki posted:

Realtalk, I’d keep takeout menus in there.

My favorite thing about getting a new apartment in the pre-food ordering app days was finding the drawer full of takeout menus.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


put your favorite recipes on index cards and stuff them there.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



the HELL is this?

It's fantastic. Someone had to be laughing thr whole time they made it. With a bottom track it could have been a little wider. AND THE FACE IS BROKEN.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I would like to change my answer to "springy snake gag"

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



the HELL is this?

It's for your kitchen cigarettes.

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh
Hard to tell how vertical it is maybe a cutting board?

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

The more it’s discussed the more I’m behind that little guy.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



the HELL is this?

That's the drawer you fit disobedient children into.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

It's for your kitchen cigarettes.

And for purposefully rattling.
(Not trap sprung, you made me look up my wife's tea-towel.)

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Spaghetti storage.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Amuse bouche of cabinetry. Carpenter did it on a dare, owners thought it was hilarious and show it to guests.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
The drawer face is also cracked in half, and they painted it without removing the knob.

Qual-I-tee!

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

it's for storing taco bell fire sauce

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Hanging fresh pasta?

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

stealie72 posted:

The drawer face is also cracked in half, and they painted it without removing the knob.

Qual-I-tee!

I almost think that they took a regular size drawer front and just hacked the ends off, then glued them together.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Vape pen storage, imo

MH Knights
Aug 4, 2007

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



the HELL is this?

If it was a little wider you could store your kitchen firearms in there.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



the HELL is this?

Look at this plebe who’s never had to take an emergency piss while doing dinner prep

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



the HELL is this?

I don't get it. Why did they waste space with that drawer instead of having a full length, if narrow cabinet? My parents house has one of those (although way less narrow than that) and it's pretty useful for storing oven trays and mittens and such.

e: Looking at the pic, pretty sure the small cabinet they have is closer to that other one next to the tiny one in width so yeah maybe it wouldn't be all that useful after all.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Ruflux posted:

I don't get it. Why did they waste space with that drawer instead of having a full length, if narrow cabinet? My parents house has one of those (although way less narrow than that) and it's pretty useful for storing oven trays and mittens and such.

e: Looking at the pic, pretty sure the small cabinet they have is closer to that other one next to the tiny one in width so yeah maybe it wouldn't be all that useful after all.

Clearly it's a spring-loaded dick-puncher, and it has apparently seen some action.

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