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RFC2324 posted:The American dream: getting so drunk you fall off your own yacht Don't forget, destroy the american school system, have a brother who's mercenaries are currently occupying US cities, and also be the daughter of billionaires and get everything in life for day one. That is, apparently, the american dream.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Don't forget, destroy the american school system, have a brother who's mercenaries are currently occupying US cities, and also be the daughter of billionaires and get everything in life for day one. That is, apparently, the american dream. No thats just what you have to do to attain the American dream. The dream itself is drunkenly risking boat based death
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Being rich and powerful is 100% the American Dream.
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I used to think the american dream was getting away with a drunk driving homicide and still making it into office.
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You know you've made it when vehicular manslaughter charges just fade away in the rearview. Just like that idiot that totally pulled out in front of me, no I wasn't drunk I was just tired, that's why I didn't call the police until two days later, I'll have you patrolling backwoods roads in Alaska, don't you know who I am?!
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LifeSunDeath posted:I used to think the american dream was getting away with a drunk driving homicide and still making it into office. Pretty sure that's just Tuesday
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Solice Kirsk posted:You know you've made it when vehicular manslaughter charges just fade away in the rearview. Just like that idiot that totally pulled out in front of me, no I wasn't drunk I was just tired, that's why I didn't call the police until two days later, I'll have you patrolling backwoods roads in Alaska, don't you know my father is?
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LifeSunDeath posted:Don't forget, destroy the american school system, have a brother who's mercenaries are currently occupying US cities, and also be the daughter of billionaires and get everything in life for day one. That is, apparently, the american dream. It's funny, when you type it out like that, it almost sounds like a coup to destabilize America. But that's just CRAZY!
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RFC2324 posted:The American dream: getting so drunk you fall off your own yacht i saw this show that was like Boat Cops about cops who patrol a recreational lake and pull over boaters. in the state where this was filmed boats basically have the same rules as cars and especially you are not allowed to drive a boat while drinking. you can get a DUI for it. the boat cops would see someone going too fast in a slow area or whatever and go after them with their little cop boat and pull the dangerous boater over, and as they would come alongside this person would be drinking openly like holding a beer and swigging it while making eye contact with the cops, and the cops would say "have you been drinking today sir?" and the guy would be like "yeah, why?" and this happened like four times in one episode
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I'll have you know we are perfectly capable of destabilizing ourselves thank you very much.
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just snagged a kitty. he seems mad now but he doesn't know what winter is yet. 
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luxury handset posted:i saw this show that was like Boat Cops about cops who patrol a recreational lake and pull over boaters. in the state where this was filmed boats basically have the same rules as cars and especially you are not allowed to drive a boat while drinking. you can get a DUI for it. the boat cops would see someone going too fast in a slow area or whatever and go after them with their little cop boat and pull the dangerous boater over, and as they would come alongside this person would be drinking openly like holding a beer and swigging it while making eye contact with the cops, and the cops would say "have you been drinking today sir?" and the guy would be like "yeah, why?" and this happened like four times in one episode Lake Lewisville in Texas is also know as lake death locally because people won't stop getting drunk and dying. There is a bar with a boat slip on the lake so you can stop and reload
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LifeSunDeath posted:Don't forget, destroy the american school system, have a brother who's mercenaries are currently occupying US cities, and also be the daughter of billionaires and get everything in life for day one. That is, apparently, the american dream. Isn't their family wealth the product of a scammy pyramid scheme?
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Pookah posted:Isn't their family wealth the product of a scammy pyramid scheme? Is this less American somehow?
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http://howdovaccinescauseautism.com
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The Walrus posted:just snagged a kitty. he seems mad now but he doesn't know what winter is yet. That's a cute face, you keeping the kitty or sending it to a shelter?
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Pookah posted:Isn't their family wealth the product of a scammy pyramid scheme? yeah loving Amway in fact.
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Urban ballet          https://www.artpeoplegallery.com/omar-z-robles-dancers-practicing-on-the-streets-of-cuba/
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Roving gangs of street dancers. Your pliés for mercy will fall on deaf ears.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Roving gangs of street dancers. Your pliés for mercy will fall on deaf ears. Socorro, los bailarines me están atacando
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 Minack Theatre in Cornwall. I got to watch a performance of Ruddigore there, with the moon rising behind the stage. Unforgettable.
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lemme see if this works https://i.imgur.com/9OakMl2.mp4
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Solice Kirsk posted:Roving gangs of street dancers. Your pliés for mercy will fall on deaf ears. 
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davidspackage posted:lemme see if this works how did you infuse that banana with life
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davidspackage posted:lemme see if this works This had better be called a Banana Eel
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I've always wondered why ducks eat like that. No matter how much food is put in front of them, they eat like they're fighting over the last scrap. Feed a duck seed from your hand, and it feels like a horrible massage gone wrong.
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Mama and daughter geckos 
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Rip wilford. Sharp until the end.
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ZombieCrew posted:Rip wilford. Sharp until the end. it's always the meme thread
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I love you Wilford. https://twitter.com/susanorlean/status/1289745067742097408?s=19 Relatable Oscar Wild fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Aug 2, 2020 |
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Susan Orlean has been great ever since her drunken tweet binge
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Mr. Fix It posted:it's always the meme thread But this isn't the meme thread
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I Love Loosies posted:But this isn't the meme thread It is now. All your base are belong to us!
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RIP diabeetus grandad
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I've always wondered why ducks eat like that. No matter how much food is put in front of them, they eat like they're fighting over the last scrap. my guess is that birds in general don't enjoy being on the ground if they can't focus 100% on not getting pounced on by predators, so they probably eat as fast as they can to minimize risks? a friend of mine has a pet owl, she lets her free to fly and to roam at night and it's always amazing when I read/see evidence of bonding between birds and humans like the story of the disney boyfriend with a pet eagle in the relationship thread, or people who manage to become friends with parrots, ravens and other bright birds they're basically tiny specialized dinosaurs 
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