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LazyArtistry
Oct 11, 2002

Creating disasters and running away from them since 1981.
People just like to rag on Tesla / Muskbot. They are a typical lovely company with an rear end in a top hat in charge that makes decent cars.

Hell, ever been in a Ford lately? Built like poo poo and look like it to. Tesla is not unique. Most, if not all car companies, suck in some large way.

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5er
Jun 1, 2000


Tesla, for all intents, is to the car industry what Apple is to the tech industry. It's high end, pretentious, fancy, over-engineered poo poo for conspicuous consumers that have a priority in accessorizing before the concerns of function.

edit: to actually have something OSHA related, as I assume I am contributing to a derail that's going to get a mod in here soon yelling at everyone to lay the gently caress off it, OSHA press releases are a wonderful insight into why we absolutely need regulation in the industry:

https://www.osha.gov/news/newsreleases/region2/07302020

5er fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Aug 1, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Tesla did a good job at pushing the battery industry to a new level, which is a good thing as now we have lots of high powered electronics...but all the personality poo poo with Musk is a different problem.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.
Tesla is still ahead of everyone else when it comes to range efficiency, which seems to be the main electric car benchmark anyone cares about. The Koreans aren’t far behind, as is GM. Of course, those companies can all build cars where the rear seats are attached and they don’t hide their recalls and warranty costs, which is why even though they build tens of millions of vehicles each year neither are worth as much as a company that struggles to build 350k cars a year.

Ashsaber
Oct 24, 2010

Deploying Swordbreakers!
College Slice
Hey, you guys all remember the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park in Texas? How it got closed down in 2007? Well, I finally managed to track down the final incident report, its an interesting read, but like a lot of these things it all comes down to human negligence. Its not quiiiite OSHA, but its close.

Yes I know its not real, but its cool nonetheless.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Xaintrailles posted:

A few seconds later there's a waterskiing autogyroboat that I would not get into at gunpoint.

That’s probably the safest thing in the entire video. I’d totally fly that thing.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lol at defending tesla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PWlkAZCojg

the shits been run into the ground by musk, and so long as he's at the helm the quality and safety will be run into the ground. elon made them get rid of the yellow safety markers on the factory floor because he was in such an ceo-only super-adderall binge that he didnt like the color

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum
I politely request that we stop the Tesla derail and get back to content in this cool and good thread that gives me a sensible chuckle every day.

https://youtu.be/d-wVjKruAZM

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
bum, iirc, you have like 30 duis, why you stanning for a company whose products you're probably not even legally allowed to look at?

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

My Spirit Otter posted:

bum, iirc, you have like 30 duis, why you stanning for a company whose products you're probably not even legally allowed to look at?

Because I own a new Model Y and it rules.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



aphid_licker posted:

Just going by the overview here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla,_Inc. I don't think it makes sense to think of them as a company that is about to implode because of their unusually crappy cars:


Like I know nothing about cars or automotive companies but that does not look like a completely unsuccessful company.
Are you aware of the non-refundale $7k upgrade button that they added to the app that users reported not pressing? Or the clam shell game they play with shuffling lemons back into the market, or the other fraud they do to look profitable?

Go read one of the many musk threads in Tesla or yospos from the start to get caught up

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Elon Musk is a piece of poo poo, that’s why I won’t buy a Tesla

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I'd like to buy a Tesla, but they cost 6 digits and I don't have a house.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I have two thoughts about Teslas:

1. They look like melted Porsches.

2. They are usually driven by terrible drivers. Like "go the speed limit in the fast lane" and "don't check the rearview mirror before lane changes" bad.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/FMfQE8W.mp4

Is this a legit thing to do or is it fuckery?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/czAUS2g.gifv

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/FMfQE8W.mp4

Is this a legit thing to do or is it fuckery?

From my understanding this is a legit thing in that it is a thing you can do, but it's not generally a good idea.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




Okay, the best I can come up with is that the radiator is cracked so engine-guy is holding a bag of water to effectively let the radiator run as a total-loss system. I tried pausing it to see if there was a hose from the bag to the radiator but the resolution isn't good enough for me to tell if there is one.

I mean I guess it could be fuel, too, but that's harder for me to picture.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.




WITNESS HIM!!

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

https://twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/1289702938017923072?s=20

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/FMfQE8W.mp4

Is this a legit thing to do or is it fuckery?

There's a Mythbusters episode where Adam does it. It's possible but it's so easy for it to go wrong that it's generally a bad idea.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020


"shall we call the police?"
"hell no, this is too funny"


The social media generation.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Moo the cow posted:

"shall we call the police?"
"hell no, this is too funny"


The social media generation.

I assumed they were old boomers or gen x'ers

They video sucks all around, the laughing and denial to help

Musluk
May 23, 2011




Definitely a turkish license plate, but I can't find any local news reports about it.

Also holy poo poo those Tofaş/Fiat Kartals survived to this day.



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Bacon Taco posted:

I politely request that we stop the Tesla derail and get back to content in this cool and good thread that gives me a sensible chuckle every day.

https://youtu.be/d-wVjKruAZM

The little thought videos of the people at the doctors' is a nice touch.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

How does one witness this and not try to slow down the truck? Absolutely awful that they’re just consuming watching someone try to kill a man.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Musluk posted:

Definitely a turkish license plate, but I can't find any local news reports about it.

gently caress you coulda told met his was oklahoma and i would've believed you

CarForumPoster posted:

How does one witness this and not try to slow down the truck? Absolutely awful that they’re just consuming watching someone try to kill a man.

it's florida so i assume they were just trying to kill each other. the truck has the upper hand, for now

Musluk
May 23, 2011



The White Dragon posted:

gently caress you coulda told met his was oklahoma and i would've believed you

The mismatched car door and general shape gives it away

that plus the craziness

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BriefSmoothIndochinahogdeer-mobile.mp4



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/FMfQE8W.mp4

Is this a legit thing to do or is it fuckery?

I have seen it done a few times, I think several have been in this thread but also seen it in person. But never one trying to get up on a truck bed that high.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Varkk posted:

I have seen it done a few times, I think several have been in this thread but also seen it in person. But never one trying to get up on a truck bed that high.

it seems like the real risk would be that they run up too far the first time and tip over backwards, which seems kinda close to happening given how high up the truck is, or maybe that the arm swinging backwards causes the same before it could get in place to provide support. that's what I expected to happen, actually, when the arm swung around that it would shift the balance just enough that it would tip over.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/AEhwwQp.mp4

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
The arm is on the opposite side of the pivot axis from the heavy engine (by design), so if you get it up without tipping over you're not going to tip over by spinning around.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Pro-tier tree fuckling.

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

Azathoth posted:

it seems like the real risk would be that they run up too far the first time and tip over backwards, which seems kinda close to happening given how high up the truck is, or maybe that the arm swinging backwards causes the same before it could get in place to provide support. that's what I expected to happen, actually, when the arm swung around that it would shift the balance just enough that it would tip over.

Are those anti-wheelie stands on the truck a common thing? That's pretty neat.

Gaj
Apr 30, 2006
like most people, probably, I only saw the video a bit cut off and assumed that rope was also his anchor and welp SHOOSH.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

FCKGW posted:

Elon Musk is a piece of poo poo, that’s why I won’t buy a Tesla

That and spending $60k on a car is disgusting.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



CarForumPoster posted:

How does one witness this and not try to slow down the truck? Absolutely awful that they’re just consuming watching someone try to kill a man.

Seriously, that's a serious attempt at vehicular manslaughter and they're just laughing and saying "Holy poo poo" at each other.

Clayton Bigsby
Apr 17, 2005


Ford Gran Turino

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Clayton Bigsby posted:

Ford Gran Turino

fuckin' :lol:

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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Kith posted:

[whee, tree zipline!]

This unironically looks very cleverly and correctly done? :v:

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