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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Anime School Girl Dance Club

quote:

Did you ever want to dance together with cute anime schoolgirls? Then this game is for you. Here, you can enjoy the show or move your own body to the beat of the music!

I'm willing to bet good money that absolutely no one who buys this game is going to dance along.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ultrafilter posted:

I'm willing to bet good money that absolutely no one who buys this game is going to dance along.

They'll be moving their own body, anyway

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



It's just anime girls getting down ultrafilter, why do you hate fun?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
That model quality is awful but I'm almost aghast at how bad those screenshots are. Did they "develop" the "game" on a 486? Jesus.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

kirbysuperstar posted:

That model quality is awful but I'm almost aghast at how bad those screenshots are. Did they "develop" the "game" on a 486? Jesus.

Looking at their other productions one might surmise that 'WTF Games' do not have an artist, and just source all their prefab/stock assets from the same exceedingly cursed bargain dumpster.

Wrr
Aug 8, 2010


Well, Anime School Girl Dance does have a fairly impressive list of bullet points:

quote:

Dance with many different anime girls
Several interesting dance locations
Countless dance moves
Amazing sweet background music
Perfect game for lonely hours or just to kill some time
Awesome game to keep you fit
Unlimited hours of dancing
Achievements

but the sequel, Dancing with Anime Girls 2 boast the following achievements in the anime dancing genre

quote:

Dance with many different anime girls
Several interesting dance locations
Countless cool and sexy dance moves
Amazing sweet background music
Perfect game for lonely hours or just to kill some time
Awesome game to keep you fit
Unlimited hours of dancing
Achievements

Not to rest on their laurels with the master piece that is Anime Girls 2, WTF Games shatters expectations with the release of VR Furry Dance. How could they possibily improve upon Dancing with Anime Girls 2? Well, let the game speak for itself:

quote:

Dance with many different anime girls
Several interesting dance locations
Countless cool and sexy dance moves
Amazing sweet background music
Perfect game for lonely hours or just to kill some time
Awesome game to keep you fit
Unlimited hours of dancing
Achievements

Edit: just checked and each game contains a single achievement simply titled "dance".

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



so it's anime girls getting down AND laundering money

at least they're staying active during the pandemic :unsmith:

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1292690/Corruption_of_Champions_II/

The original Corruption of Champions was a Flash game where you hosed demons and furries while turning into a demon and/or furry yourself. By all accounts well-written and not containing any of the really nastier fetishes. The sequel I'm assuming is more of the same. Mostly notable because it's actual porn. On Steam.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Dareon posted:

Mostly notable because it's actual porn. On Steam.

Did you step out of a time portal from 2010?

If so I've got soooo much bad news...

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Most of what gets posted here is just anime tits, not actual porn. And I don't go looking for porn on Steam, I have other sources that won't out my preferences to my entire friends list.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Well take it from me, the guy with 24002 titles marked as not interested and nothing excluded from his discovery queue (except VR which Steam shows me anyway for some reason), there is a phenomenal amount of actual porn on Steam.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe
Yeah if you ever check "New and Trending" on Steam, the odds are pretty good that at least one of them will be an actual porn title.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Dareon posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1292690/Corruption_of_Champions_II/

The original Corruption of Champions was a Flash game where you hosed demons and furries while turning into a demon and/or furry yourself. By all accounts well-written and not containing any of the really nastier fetishes.

This, uh, does not match up with anything I've ever heard about that game

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
Pretty sure it had dick maggots
Not, like, maggots shaped like dicks. The other kind.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Everything's relative.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Hand-wringing about people's fetishes being gross when incest is the biggest search term on PornHub is the modern day version of the places that complained the loudest about porn shops having way higher rates of porn purchased privately through pay-per-view cable than the rest of the country.

In the context of this thread there's nothing really interesting or fun about continually pointing out that just straight-up porn is weird and badly made. It's like having Bad Movie Night with your friends and instead of watching The Room or Showgirls putting on actual porn and pointing at the screen over and over and going "haha the acting is so bad, weird right???"

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
i sincerely apologize for kinkshaming the putting-live-maggots-in-your-dick community

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica


"I got scammed and
loved it" No one.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
It owns massively that Valve is okay with the sequel to a game where if you lose a battle you get violently raped but a VN with the smut removed and has been on Steam for 9 months with no problems at all, well that's a big no-no.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
Horny games don't belong on Steam smut or no smut. I don't care if they're wearing burkas.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

i sincerely apologize for kinkshaming the putting-live-maggots-in-your-dick community

I will pass this on to The Council but I believe it will be too little too late.

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

On a different note: Kotel Ne Gori: A Friend of Lena Boots
Not entirely sure it qualifies, but it certainly looks like an honorable(?) mention at the least

Arcanuse fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Aug 6, 2020

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




Maybe not....

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat


A classic game in the "stealth licking" genre

wielder
Feb 16, 2008

"You had best not do that, Avatar!"
I don't understand that fetish.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

I'm gonna guess Saliva -> DNA -> Sperm -> a form of defilement -> stealth impregnation

I mean, it could just be a random gross thing that a kid (probably a boy) might have done once or twice as a weird kid and then forget entirely about until someone was like, "I remember one day you just licked all these things in class, now you're a functioning adult, ha ha life is strange," but now, thanks to the video games/pornography industrial complex, you can indulge in any kind of hedonism to any kind of virtual depth, and what would once be an extremely brief phase can be a full-blown life-defining fetish.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


It's probably more about doing something gross and more than vaguely sexual and having someone walk in on you.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
The idea, portrayed in multiple Japanese properties, is "both (y)our mouths will have touched the same thing, so it's like an indirect kiss!" and the woman involved freaks out because she obviously doesn't find the main character attractive, this is a disgust blush.

Expanding that into full stealth fetish gameplay is... Well, I don't want to kinkshame so I'll just say I'm glad they have a healthy outlet.

Y'know, I wanna see Markiplier play this. Force a meme out of THIS, rear end in a top hat.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"Snake, this is a sneak licking mission....there'll be no rescue if anyone catches your saliva on stuff"

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1361860/Toilet_Management_Simulator/

I could make a crapton (:v:) of lovely (:haw:) jokes, but mostly I want to point out that the logo looks more like "JO" than what I assume is meant to be a T clogging a toilet.

Recommended to me because of my time in the Sims (which, okay, valid) and Stardew Valley (:confused:)

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Jilet simulator

I didn't know being a bathroom janitor involved quite so much twerking

bbchops
Jul 26, 2001

Ho ho ho! I'll have the same again!
Nap Ghost

FirstAidKite posted:

Click the dev's name

I took this advice here in 2020 and, uhh, I guess the match 3 gameplay got better.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


COCKHEAD

quote:

COCKHEAD reveals the story of a penis, a penis who made it. Experience a stunning adventure with our protagonist, enjoy fully hand-drawn graphics, original story and Big Band style jazz music.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

The one thing I can say about Cuphead ripoffs is at least they need to put in a little more effort than usual to come close to the art style. This and Enchanted Portals don't look great, but they look miles better than most shovelware.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

That looks decent enough. I see actual effort, like the scrotal feet, for example.

Now here's... something (probable asset flip):

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1380500/Presidents_Sniper_Shooting/

There's just something about a game with inconsistent shadows.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
This is one of the more distressing looking poser model horny games that's found it's way into my Steam queue.

Coffee with Prescilla

:nws: for Gollum in a bikini and fishnets.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Radio Paranoia posted:

:nws: for Gollum in a bikini and fishnets.

stop making it sound better than it is

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Radio Paranoia posted:

:nws: for Gollum in a bikini and fishnets.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Radio Paranoia posted:

Gollum in a bikini and fishnets.

1/5 did not live up to my mental image

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ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

This is a pretty tame one compared to other stuff posted here in the last few weeks or so. It's a realdoll on your desktop, like those 90's desktop widget pets. It has stats you have to care for (hunger, love, mood, etc.) and you can also have an invisible see-through representation of yourself do things to it, which is probably why it has 260 positive reviews.

Daily Wife



Many screenshot demonstrations of "real use case scenarios" on the community page.

Steam in 2020: gently caress your desktop pet.

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