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Hey man, I'm gonna take your mom out on the lake this weekend, wanna come? or What's up dude, I took your mom out for a ride on the lake last tuesday. It was pretty bumpy but a good time all in all |
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drat, your mom, she's a wide load!
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 13:37 |
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row row row your mom
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 13:41 |
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Oh, you're saying there's already an SS Your Mom, well can I register 69 Your Mom 69 instead?
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 14:28 |
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I'm from the government. Your Mom was captured off the coast of Singapore by pirates. However, we were able to negotiate the release of all the people riding Your Mom at the time. I hope you can agree that their lives are much more valuable than Your Mom.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 15:39 |
I had sex with your mom | |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:03 |
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letting the freak flag fly at full mast on your mom |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:13 |
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just saw this hosed up video of 8 dudes in Your Mom at the same time. Totally stuffed and dripping wet, but she just keeps motorboating along. pretty hosed up if you ask me but drat, i gotta respect your mom-she can take a load of seamen. Was super sad watching her go down at the end though-she was totally flooded! I heard they're sending some swimmers to check her out on the bottom and try and get her off down there?
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:17 |
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"Your Mom goes down while whole town watches in horror!" -News headline https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:18 |
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I'm going to put a lot of soon to be dead fish in your mom |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:28 |
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your mom has barnacles all over her bottom |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:39 |
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat..." *Brody looks at Your Mom* "No not that big..." ---------------- |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:43 |
I find your mom oddly sexually attractive | |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:45 |
I take pictures of your mom secretly, so that I can jerk off to them later | |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:46 |
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Jaws speeding up to the rear of Your Mom. Brody: "He's gonna eat her whole rear end!" ---------------- |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:47 |
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Capsizes Your Mom Face down, rear end up! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:49 |
I bought your mom in a moment of foolish passion, I thought I would gently caress your mom all the time but usually I only gently caress your mom a couple of times a year when I can get out to the marina, the upkeep on your mom is ruining me financially and I am having a hard time finding someone to take your mom off my hands, I am contemplating setting your mom on fire for the insurance money | |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:49 |
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cda posted:I bought your mom in a moment of foolish passion, I thought I would gently caress your mom all the time but usually I only gently caress your mom a couple of times a year when I can get out to the marina, the upkeep on your mom is ruining me financially and I am having a hard time finding someone to take your mom off my hands, I am contemplating setting your mom on fire for the insurance money |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:50 |
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"Your Mom is a white elephant!" -SA Forums Poster CDA https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:58 |
Boat ownership has been a real rollercoaster. There have been a lot of mistakes made and lot of lessons learned, but the most important lesson for me has been that if you're buying a boat because you want to stick your dick in the boat holes, call it something like Your Mom so your friends can get a good laugh out of what you're doing to the boat. | |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 18:04 |
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tourist family walking to the downtown marina to check out Your Mom, the talk of the town. dad hides a smile, mom chuckles as she snaps a picture, and the kids are loving losing it |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 18:36 |
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Hey bro, I just rode your mom into port. It was wet and wild and she smelled like fish but everyone had a blast. She had plenty of holes for our poles and she floats like a beaut with that massive water displacement. No ragrets
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 18:41 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Capsizes Your Mom lol how did i miss this |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:15 |
Going over to your house to play video games, getting invited to stay for spaghetti dinner, slipping up and calling your mom Searay SDX 290 Outboard to get myself horny for loving her later | |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:31 |
Only who's are you going to gently caress? You have selected "Your Mom" indicating my mom. That is incorrect. The correct answer is Your Mom, the name of the boat, you're going to cum in. |
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:34 |
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That show "Below Deck" is all about living on top of and inside of Your Mom
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:41 |
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Your Mom so stupid she a pontoon! Your Mom so dirty she a dinghy! Your Mom so poor she a junk! Your Mom so ugly she a haunted ghost ship! Your Mom so fat she a whaling ship named Jolly Roger! Your Mom do any kind of freaky sex she a trireme! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:53 |
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your moms so fat when she gets in the water the whales start singing, "we are family" (we painted a big whale on your mom's underside)
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 20:16 |
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*sigh* https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 20:16 |
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when Your Mom passes by, the whales yell out "thar she blows!"
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 20:19 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:*sigh* Dude check out the rear end on your mom |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 20:32 |
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Dude check out the rear end on your mom |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 20:35 |
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nut posted:row row row your mom |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 20:50 |
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Dude check out the rear end on your mom lol
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 21:04 |
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Dude check out the rear end on your mom lmao
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 21:22 |
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Dude check out the rear end on your mom https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 21:33 |
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The boat that launched a thousand dicks
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 21:53 |
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Q: What's long and hard and full of seamen? A: The submarine that accidentally crashed into Your Mom https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 2, 2020 21:54 |
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HMS Your Mom (1775) A 12 gun Sloop-of-War, captured in 1794 in a brisk action with three French men-of-war. After a brave fight in which she took half a dozen French broadsides in her rear, Your Mom was boarded from the poop deck and carried into Toulon where she was filled with French sailors. HMS Your Mom (1911) An Inexhaustible-class battleship mounting 8x 14" guns in twin turrets with a 12" armored belt. Sunk in 1916 at the Battle of Jutland after single-handedly engaging four Germans- SMS Prinz Eugen, SMS Derfflinger, SMS Friedrich der Grosse and SMS Kaiser Wilhelm. She was penetrated no less than 46 times by heavy German discharges and sunk, full of seamen, at 09:45. She now rests on her bottom in 69 fathoms.
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The primary foundation of most modern international law was maritime law OP |
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