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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Trebuchet King posted:

wait, i thought the next book was penultimate for a total of six—I remember reading it wouldn’t be a straight seven, at least?

There will be seven books just as there are seven syllables of Royalty.

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eke out
Feb 24, 2013



oh my god

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1290039023159975936

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


drat DAUGHTER WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS

Kangxi
Nov 12, 2016

"Too paranoid for you?"
"Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much."
HOLY gently caress

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



White Chain finally emerged from her egg.

Also I loving love Solomon's constipation face here

Raposa
Aug 4, 2007

That post went quite well, I think.
BAH GAWD!

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

:perfect:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
HOLY poo poo

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule
comic owns

Dracula Factory
Sep 7, 2007


Now Dave is gonna be all weird about foisting his empire onto his angel-daughter.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



so uhhhh she's got a diamond on her brow and a lot of blue power radiating

did she steal some or all of his key somehow

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT
White Chain punched so hard she became a real girl

Reach Womanhood Through Violence

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe1wA1hAdd0

Shoehead fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Aug 2, 2020

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

what WHAT

WHAT






WHAT

Hypocrisy
Oct 4, 2006
Lord of Sarcasm

Guess you finally have another daughter Dave.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
WHAAAT THE FFFFF

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Reminder: All of this happens in hypertime. From Allisons perspective, this happens in an instant.

Wyld Karde
Mar 18, 2013

She's so ~dreamy~
HUGE MUSCLES. CARPENTER BRUT.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
total body proliferation

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

I really appreciate how we had like two dozen different suggestions on how this was going to go in the next couple panels, but no one even landed close to White Chain punching straight out of her shell as like... an organically embodied angel? Is that what this is? Who the gently caress knows, it's awesome

CAR CRASH CRACKERS
Jan 13, 2008

commemorative spoons and tiny personalized license plates: the regalia of tourism

Wyld Karde posted:

HUGE MUSCLES. CARPENTER BRUT.

This prediction was.... right??!?!? :magical:

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

Congrats, you're a new dad Dave! :toot:

3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice
holy poo poo

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
REACH
HEAVEN
THROUGH
VIOLENCE

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



quote:

“The moment the first prince of the world tore apart an angel, we must have known we were proper hosed.”

– Mars Pallatrix, Belligerent Knight

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


the ending we hate is a humanization of Salami Dave as he breaks down at the sight of what would be his adult daughter that he can be proud of, he casts aside his pretentions as emperor and joins the other Ki Rata master as a hermit sage. he is never mentioned again for the entirety of the last book

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Dave was so stoked to see an opponent who could actually move in hyperspeed. Still no blood, of course, because he's simply not the kind of opponent whose karate can be bested by a gimmick. But I doubt he saw this coming.

Dr Subterfuge
Aug 31, 2005

TIME TO ROC N' ROLL
:tviv:

White Chain is the best.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden



So this is totally Dave getting cut, right

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
She punched herself into the right gender :allears:

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Begemot posted:


So this is totally Dave getting cut, right

considering white chain is conspicuously exhaling in the final panel, i think our brief ki rata time stop is about to be over

either he's cut or else:

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

the ending we hate is a humanization of Salami Dave as he breaks down at the sight of what would be his adult daughter that he can be proud of, he casts aside his pretentions as emperor and joins the other Ki Rata master as a hermit sage. he is never mentioned again for the entirety of the last book

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
gog-agog calls a time out so that she can have a quick con-fab with herselves about what the gently caress they just saw

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

Begemot posted:



So this is totally Dave getting cut, right
The rule was to draw one drop of his blood and she looks like an entire body's worth of both that and his flesh, so...

Thyrork
Apr 21, 2010

"COME PLAY MECHS M'LANCER."

Or at least use Retrograde Mini's to make cool mechs and fantasy stuff.

:awesomelon:
Slippery Tilde
PUNCH SO HARD YOU BECOME WHAT YOU MUST.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

ChaseSP posted:

Also I loving love Solomon's constipation face here

Doctor Zaius
Jul 30, 2010

I say.
So somebody on the LANCER discord put forward a theory that I really like: what if white chain just formed her body from the drop of blood spilled from solomon david

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
You know what? I can totally believe that White Chain can punch herself into being human, but there's no punch to give yourself braids. That's just silly, immersion ruined!

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Thyrork
Apr 21, 2010

"COME PLAY MECHS M'LANCER."

Or at least use Retrograde Mini's to make cool mechs and fantasy stuff.

:awesomelon:
Slippery Tilde

Doctor Zaius posted:

So somebody on the LANCER discord put forward a theory that I really like: what if white chain just formed her body from the drop of blood spilled from solomon david

Yeah I'm on this train too, or Solomon's whole "draw my blood and get MAD CASH PRIZES" thing was alittle more immediate then we expect and already paid off from a grazing hit.

E: Or she drained a slither of his key from the blow, and see above happens.

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