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What even did those companies do and also I don't get the flag at all it's a lovely visual metaphor Why not make it be a gag on uncle Sam and it's decorated with corp logos and you could even do a two fer one and make it a mask
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Ogantai posted:Our boy is back! Just add God giving the thumbs up, a crying Statue of Liberty, and a little Ben in the corner and it's a perfect Stan Kelly. Maybe Herman could be saying something like "I'm comin', Elizabeth!" for color, no pun intended. Kind of a "shout out to the homies" *wink* Also lol at <---FREE SPEECH in the first one, it is good he indicated that because I would sincerely have no idea what the smoldering pile of stars is meant to signify
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SeANMcBAY posted:I hope so. Im kinda worried he will burn it down with all the people telling him to kill himself in that GBS thread. Well, I do have a BnR account if things get that bad so well see. we've been telling lowtax to kill himself for over twenty years, he'll be fine
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Ogantai posted:Our boy is back! the love for cain is so weird, dude had literally no redeeming features. he abused women at work and had a tax plan that would have raised almost everyone's taxes. they should hate him.
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Sir Tonk posted:the love for cain is so weird, dude had literally no redeeming features. he abused women at work and had a tax plan that would have raised almost everyone's taxes. they should hate him.
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The most shockingly sexual Garrison yet.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:The most shockingly sexual Garrison yet. Nah, if we're including Tina Garrison it's not even close. 
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can these people answer why gold is actually worth anything as opposed to paper? Gold sure as hell won't be worth poo poo if society collapses
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Sir Tonk posted:can these people answer why gold is actually worth anything as opposed to paper? Gold sure as hell won't be worth poo poo if society collapses
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Sir Tonk posted:can these people answer why gold is actually worth anything as opposed to paper? Gold sure as hell won't be worth poo poo if society collapses Their perspective is that the arbitrary value we assign to currency means something if its tied to something physical and therefore limited. It's literally the same mindset as bitcoin
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Sir Tonk posted:can these people answer why gold is actually worth anything as opposed to paper? Gold sure as hell won't be worth poo poo if society collapses it’s been a currency through human history
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Gold is pretty rare, and does at least have actual uses in the modern era, beyond aesthetics
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If I were to pour a molten metal down someone's throat, I would want that metal to be gold
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bedpan posted:If I were to pour a molten metal down someone's throat, I would want that metal to be gold gold is more poetic true, but if you want to kill the demons or spirits that live inside them you will probably want to use molten iron
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Ogantai posted:Nah, if we're including Tina Garrison it's not even close. Guess I missed where Rosie Perez and Conan O'Brien pissed off the chuds
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best to use a radioactive metal so there body is cursed and shall harm all who goes near it proving how foul a person they were, and how justified I was in killing them for the good of the lands. I'll have no martyrs in my kingdom. 
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bedpan posted:If I were to pour a molten metal down someone's throat, I would want that metal to be gold
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Drunkboxer posted:gold is more poetic true, but if you want to kill the demons or spirits that live inside them you will probably want to use molten iron Demons and spirits don't like cold iron. Jeez, learn the science!
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dr_rat posted:best to use a radioactive metal so there body is cursed and shall harm all who goes near it proving how foul a person they were, and how justified I was in killing them for the good of the lands. THIS IS NOT A CORPSE OF HONOR
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If you're running out of ways to kill some monster to the point where you're pouring something molten down its throat and dunking it in for good measure, make the substance something which doesn't decay. Silver and gold are both acceptable for this, as are certain steels and even lead encased bronze in a pinch. Hell, marble works too. Then you take your newly made statue and drop it into the ocean somewhere random but deep - that monster will then become somebody else's problem some geological time down the road. Even if it doesn't die from starvation because ~woo magic~ if it's anywhere near a human mindset it'll likely have gone well beyond catatonically insane by the time it gets fished up or dug out. The scifi version of this is of course dropping the monster into a black hole and letting it figure out the logistics of conquering a universe without even those by the time it makes it out due to relativity and the black hole evaporating due to radiation decay.
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I feel like the respective traditional equivalents of those two methods are (a) placing a seal on them which doesn't wear off until the next time the planets align in a thousand years and (b) dropping them somewhere in deep space without a ship, but those are definitely cooler plans
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That gold coin has a gold tooth
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haha that fool dr. fauci, how clever I am for calling him out for these things he said that I just made up
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He absolutely did go back and forth on the masks, for a short-sighted and stupid reason. Fauci doesn't need defending, but the cartoon sucks for not presenting any theory (even an insane one) about why he would flip-flop. Garrison either couldn't fit any into his accepted conspiracy theories, or into the visual metaphor of he-loves-me-not-ing a coronavirus.
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Stoatbringer posted:Demons and spirits don't like cold iron. Jeez, learn the science!
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Doc Hawkins posted:He absolutely did go back and forth on the masks, for a short-sighted and stupid reason. Fauci also sent some bad signals for throwing out that embarrassing pitch. He sucks. It was really weird for those first few months when the government was saying not to wear masks. Glad I didn’t listen then. SeANMcBAY has issued a correction as of 20:10 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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Honestly I'll probably die of laughter if Garrison gets Coronavirus and dies from it similar to other deniers like Herman Cain (9-9-9 tax for heaven)
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lmao like trump would ever set rear end on a motorcycle let alone be able to balance it
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Bricka Bricka Bricka
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i was baffled until i realized that the headlight on his bike is supposed to be pence, not epstein
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Dustcat posted:i was baffled until i realized that the headlight on his bike is supposed to be pence, not epstein Horse, not child
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Dustcat posted:i was baffled until i realized that the headlight on his bike is supposed to be pence, not epstein That's Pence? What's AJ supposed to stand for? I figured it was some TCOT sponsor of Ben's
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I was baffled because the headlight is what looks like Biden.
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Dustcat posted:i was baffled until i realized that the headlight on his bike is supposed to be pence, not epstein It’s Andrew Jackson, “Old Hickory”
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General Dog posted:It’s Andrew Jackson, “Old Hickory” ohhhh well that makes... more? sense?
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