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quote:FEATURES LIST kull wahad! Eastbound Spider fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Aug 4, 2020 |
# ? Aug 4, 2020 16:35 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 06:29 |
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There better be at least one axolotl tank waifu skin or I'm doing a jihad
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 17:07 |
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In Subverse, you'll have the options of doing the jihad, not doing the jihad but inadvertently causing the jihad that way, or focusing really hard on not doing the jihad so the jihad never happens (but you'll miss out on some excellent alien babes if you choose this path).
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 17:21 |
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Horsebanger posted:idk, Paul getting older between part 1 and 2 would work? I think so, because the way Herbert writes the passage of time in the latter half of the book is different. He ages by years with the tribe, after Jessica changes the waters etc.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 18:16 |
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Phlegmish posted:Keep an eye out for Subverse, the Mass Effect porn parody game. It'll probably have a more satisfying climax quote:DEMI is unerringly loyal to the Captain and enthusiastically performs all of her duties to the best of her ability. She is an exceptional navigation and combat pilot, can translate thousands of alien languages and even defend herself in close combat – though she is typically not deployed for such situations. Her rear end in a top hat also has over 27 different suction settings. 27? But there are only... 27! And the sequencing plus the combinations number two thousand and eight!
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 18:28 |
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Phlegmish posted:In Subverse, you'll have the options of doing the jihad, not doing the jihad but inadvertently causing the jihad that way, or focusing really hard on not doing the jihad so the jihad never happens (but you'll miss out on some excellent alien babes if you choose this path). Tap A to do a Jihad!
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 18:54 |
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thanks, this was interesting
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 19:40 |
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When did this totally on-brand sex game start?
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 23:30 |
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where the gently caress is the trailer
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 09:37 |
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German & French versions of "Jodorowsky's Dune" are currently available on arte: https://www.arte.tv/de/videos/078721-000-A/jodorowsky-s-dune
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 12:07 |
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BREAST SIZE:BIG AND METALLIC
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 12:41 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:where the gently caress is the trailer
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 13:03 |
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:When did this totally on-brand sex game start? You mean when did development start? It was a Kickstarter that I totally missed until someone brought it up last week.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 13:04 |
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Press F to remember Jamis.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:21 |
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Mad Hamish posted:Press F to resurrect Duncan again.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:15 |
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Wont mean much unless you know the old Star Wars EU, but I just realized that Bevel Lemelisk whole clone-death gimmick is a Duncan/Leto ripoff, courtesy of none other than KJA
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:21 |
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I am not your stud, you cannot force me to have sex. [50 consensual harem scenes later] Ah! Well, nevertheless,
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:22 |
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Leto II's whole thing is that he doesn't usually need to force people to do something when he knows how to get them into the position where they'll do it willingly and enthusiastically.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:28 |
Ingmar terdman posted:Wont mean much unless you know the old Star Wars EU, but I just realized that Bevel Lemelisk whole clone-death gimmick is a Duncan/Leto ripoff, courtesy of none other than KJA God darksaber was so loving dumb
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:16 |
The worst thing about KJA is that his original isn't even half-bad, in that even if it's a little bland, it at least has some novel ideas. Heck, Assemblers of Infinity was Nebula nominated, which is the industry award for scifi (as opposed to the Hugo, the reader award, in case anyone has to sometimes look them up, like me).
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:28 |
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Mad Hamish posted:Press F to remember Jamis. Jamwas
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:31 |
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euphronius posted:Jamwas Lol
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:08 |
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Jamwas water, Jamis water, cleanse his passing, amen *spits*
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:12 |
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Phlegmish posted:I am not your stud, you cannot force me to have sex. I like how he visits a sietch that a former clone used to live in and his own "son" tells him to gtfo. The Horny God has you whipped, Duncan! euphronius posted:Jamwas "My friend." *fucks Jamwas' wives*
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:14 |
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btw yes tgat is how i think of him: "the Horny God"
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:15 |
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He's literally a giant phallus
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:25 |
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i need you to stop wormsplaining the dune to me
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 01:32 |
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Inverted Icon posted:He's literally a giant
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 01:45 |
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Super Waffle posted:
BEEFSWELLING
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 01:54 |
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He's a potato? what?
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 02:03 |
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D. Ebdrup posted:The worst thing about KJA is that his original isn't even half-bad, in that even if it's a little bland, it at least has some novel ideas. Heck, Assemblers of Infinity was Nebula nominated, which is the industry award for scifi (as opposed to the Hugo, the reader award, in case anyone has to sometimes look them up, like me). I did legit enjoy the Saga of Seven Suns, certainly a step or three above his licensed fiction work.
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 03:21 |
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Wormbeefing
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 04:16 |
let's take a look at the new posts in the dune thre-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah new thread title: "Her rear end in a top hat also has over 27 different suction settings." press f to imprint.
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 04:16 |
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uber_stoat posted:
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 06:59 |
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What I got you got to see it as your mama What I got you got to see it as your papa What I got you got to see it as your grandpa Do a little dance then conserve a little water Bi-la kai Bi-la kai Bi-la kaifa
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 18:59 |
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Mister Speaker posted:What I got you got to see it as your mama I can’t tell if I’m a godking or a tyrant
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:19 |
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It's called a highliner because the pilot is always on drugs
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:03 |
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Me, wondering why my fingers smell like paprika after drunkenly ordering two pounds of chicken wings the night before;
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:07 |
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The copy of heretics is taking forever to get here and I'm going through withdrawals
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:10 |
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Ingmar terdman posted:The copy of heretics is taking forever to get here and I'm going through withdrawals I was gonna say that’s what ereaders are for but then I realized I’ve never been able to bring myself to read any Dune book as an ebook. It’s gotta be paper. No idea why but I can’t read it any other way. Which is funny because an ebook would solve my “constantly rebuying Dune because I keep lending it to people who then move away/we break up before I get it back” problem.
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:13 |