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Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



quote:

FEATURES LIST

*Nine unique waifus to join your crew, all fully animated and voice acted by the sultriest VA’s in the biz.

*Unlock fully animated sex scenes as rewards. Enjoy a diverse range of fetishes catering to every perverted whim.

*Customize your waifus appearance by equipping impractically sexy skins.

*Breed an army of bio-engineered aliens to fight alongside your waifus...and keep them company.



kull wahad!

Eastbound Spider fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Aug 4, 2020

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
There better be at least one axolotl tank waifu skin or I'm doing a jihad

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



In Subverse, you'll have the options of doing the jihad, not doing the jihad but inadvertently causing the jihad that way, or focusing really hard on not doing the jihad so the jihad never happens (but you'll miss out on some excellent alien babes if you choose this path).

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Horsebanger posted:

idk, Paul getting older between part 1 and 2 would work?

I think so, because the way Herbert writes the passage of time in the latter half of the book is different. He ages by years with the tribe, after Jessica changes the waters etc.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Phlegmish posted:

Keep an eye out for Subverse, the Mass Effect porn parody game. It'll probably have a more satisfying climax

quote:

DEMI is unerringly loyal to the Captain and enthusiastically performs all of her duties to the best of her ability. She is an exceptional navigation and combat pilot, can translate thousands of alien languages and even defend herself in close combat – though she is typically not deployed for such situations. Her rear end in a top hat also has over 27 different suction settings.

27? But there are only...

27! And the sequencing plus the combinations number two thousand and eight!

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Phlegmish posted:

In Subverse, you'll have the options of doing the jihad, not doing the jihad but inadvertently causing the jihad that way, or focusing really hard on not doing the jihad so the jihad never happens (but you'll miss out on some excellent alien babes if you choose this path).

Tap A to do a Jihad!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




thanks, this was interesting

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
When did this totally on-brand sex game start?

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



where the gently caress is the trailer

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
German & French versions of "Jodorowsky's Dune" are currently available on arte:
https://www.arte.tv/de/videos/078721-000-A/jodorowsky-s-dune

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


BREAST SIZE:BIG AND METALLIC

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

where the gently caress is the trailer

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

When did this totally on-brand sex game start?

You mean when did development start? It was a Kickstarter that I totally missed until someone brought it up last week.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Press F to remember Jamis.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mad Hamish posted:

Press F to resurrect Duncan again.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Wont mean much unless you know the old Star Wars EU, but I just realized that Bevel Lemelisk whole clone-death gimmick is a Duncan/Leto ripoff, courtesy of none other than KJA

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I am not your stud, you cannot force me to have sex.

[50 consensual harem scenes later]

Ah! Well, nevertheless,

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Leto II's whole thing is that he doesn't usually need to force people to do something when he knows how to get them into the position where they'll do it willingly and enthusiastically.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Ingmar terdman posted:

Wont mean much unless you know the old Star Wars EU, but I just realized that Bevel Lemelisk whole clone-death gimmick is a Duncan/Leto ripoff, courtesy of none other than KJA

God darksaber was so loving dumb

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



The worst thing about KJA is that his original isn't even half-bad, in that even if it's a little bland, it at least has some novel ideas. Heck, Assemblers of Infinity was Nebula nominated, which is the industry award for scifi (as opposed to the Hugo, the reader award, in case anyone has to sometimes look them up, like me).

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mad Hamish posted:

Press F to remember Jamis.

Jamwas

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










Lol

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Jamwas water, Jamis water, cleanse his passing, amen *spits*

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Phlegmish posted:

I am not your stud, you cannot force me to have sex.

[50 consensual harem scenes later]

Ah! Well, nevertheless,

I like how he visits a sietch that a former clone used to live in and his own "son" tells him to gtfo. The Horny God has you whipped, Duncan!


"My friend." :(

*fucks Jamwas' wives*

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
btw yes tgat is how i think of him: "the Horny God"

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
He's literally a giant phallus

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
i need you to stop wormsplaining the dune to me

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Inverted Icon posted:

He's literally a giant phallus protuberance

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Super Waffle posted:

Inverted Icon posted:

He's literally a giant phallus protuberance

BEEFSWELLING

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

He's a potato? what?

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

D. Ebdrup posted:

The worst thing about KJA is that his original isn't even half-bad, in that even if it's a little bland, it at least has some novel ideas. Heck, Assemblers of Infinity was Nebula nominated, which is the industry award for scifi (as opposed to the Hugo, the reader award, in case anyone has to sometimes look them up, like me).

I did legit enjoy the Saga of Seven Suns, certainly a step or three above his licensed fiction work.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Wormbeefing

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
let's take a look at the new posts in the dune thre-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

new thread title: "Her rear end in a top hat also has over 27 different suction settings."

press f to imprint.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer

uber_stoat posted:


new thread title:
press f to imprint.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
What I got you got to see it as your mama
What I got you got to see it as your papa
What I got you got to see it as your grandpa
Do a little dance then conserve a little water

Bi-la kai
Bi-la kai
Bi-la kaifa

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Mister Speaker posted:

What I got you got to see it as your mama
What I got you got to see it as your papa
What I got you got to see it as your grandpa
Do a little dance then conserve a little water

Bi-la kai
Bi-la kai
Bi-la kaifa

I can’t tell if I’m a godking or a tyrant

RedSnapper
Nov 22, 2016
It's called a highliner because the pilot is always on drugs

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Me, wondering why my fingers smell like paprika after drunkenly ordering two pounds of chicken wings the night before;

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

The copy of heretics is taking forever to get here and I'm going through withdrawals

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Ingmar terdman posted:

The copy of heretics is taking forever to get here and I'm going through withdrawals

I was gonna say that’s what ereaders are for but then I realized I’ve never been able to bring myself to read any Dune book as an ebook. It’s gotta be paper. No idea why but I can’t read it any other way.


Which is funny because an ebook would solve my “constantly rebuying Dune because I keep lending it to people who then move away/we break up before I get it back” problem.

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