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https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1290869812110008325
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zakharov posted:They also spelled trespassing incorrectly, nice. The extra s is for states’ rightss
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 17:29 |
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T-R-E-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 17:36 |
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zakharov posted:They also spelled trespassing incorrectly, nice. "Tresspassing" means trying to fool people into believing the wig is your real hair.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 17:51 |
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This is why you're supposed to shower before getting into the pool.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 17:52 |
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gleebster posted:"Tresspassing" means trying to fool people into believing the wig is your real hair. Yep, wearing wigs is one of the ways black women try to cope with the incessant racism against their natural hair. Mocking minorities for something they do to survive in our racist culture certainly says a lot about you.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 17:57 |
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Huego posted:Yep, wearing wigs is one of the ways black women try to cope with the incessant racism against their natural hair. Mocking minorities for something they do to survive in our racist culture certainly says a lot about you. It was just a timely pun, I think, and not really mocking anyone.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 17:59 |
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Huego posted:Yep, wearing wigs is one of the ways black women try to cope with the incessant racism against their natural hair. Mocking minorities for something they do to survive in our racist culture certainly says a lot about you. Uh huh.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:00 |
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Subjunctive posted:It was just a timely pun, I think, and not really mocking anyone. Oh I see, just a joke. Like on Top Gear.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:01 |
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tresspassing is specifically when you wear a wig (traditionally a mullet) to infiltrate a military installation
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:04 |
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Fool is a poor choice of words, you'll often identify with your weave more than your growing hair. I don't think they're being intentionally nasty but it's coming from the same place as unconscious bias so you should at least walk away with this cultural tidbit. Better pun would be tresspassing is when you weave passes on getting wet and jumps to the poolside mid dive.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:14 |
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zoux posted:Maybe the original dudes put that up 2500 years ago, you don't know buddy I don't know what year you think it is but I think you're mistaken
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:22 |
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It's all March now.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:23 |
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EDIT: lol nm not worth it
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:24 |
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zoux posted:It's all March now. Always has been.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:42 |
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https://twitter.com/rileyjsilverman/status/1287850885297647617
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:51 |
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Yeah that's right, we're the cool kids
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:51 |
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https://twitter.com/jessphoenix2018/status/1291069803189346305?s=20
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:30 |
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https://twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1290800562942820357 https://twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1290807918695129088
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:00 |
A lot of people have been trained by movies to believe that any kind of clothing will catch fire nearly immediately if it's exposed to any kind of extreme heat or open flame. I, as a former dumb teenager with insufficient respect for fire, learned that it actually takes quite a bit of doing to get cotton to light on fire in earnest.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:00 |
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It's also cotton under Nomex onesie, not just cotton.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:31 |
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Why is there all of a sudden a massive Sarah Cooper backlash on the TL today
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:58 |
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https://twitter.com/ageekwithahat/status/1290423812949815296?s=12
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:37 |
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Wrong. The pro is the making.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:40 |
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The pro is in the having, so I'll offer a deal: you make the stuff and I'll have it (no bad stuff)
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:47 |
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the act of having is transformative and makes one thing into something else even if only momentarily. Thus it can be said that making and having are merely two sides of the same coHAHAHAH JUST KIDDING YOU loving NERD NOW GET IN THAT LOCKER SO I DON'T HAVE TO PUT YOU THERE MYSELF
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:53 |
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MockingQuantum posted:A lot of people have been trained by movies to believe that any kind of clothing will catch fire nearly immediately if it's exposed to any kind of extreme heat or open flame. I, as a former dumb teenager with insufficient respect for fire, learned that it actually takes quite a bit of doing to get cotton to light on fire in earnest. Also, cotton catching on fire, though obviously not ideal, is a way better outcome than synthetics melting to you. It’s why firefighters can’t wear underarmor.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:55 |
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zoux posted:Why is there all of a sudden a massive Sarah Cooper backlash on the TL today Apparently boomers loves her so her satire is toothless or she's a boomer sycophant or something? I don't know, but most of the discussion seems to be centered on this article https://twitter.com/WeAreMel/status/1291003559983681537
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:42 |
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It is kind of strange how often my mom asks if I've seen her stuff, and how great it is. It's like...yeah? I've seen it before. But I really don't like to listen to Trump's voice at all if I'm actually trying to enjoy something, so I try to avoid it generally.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:46 |
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I don't hate her, but her schtick wears off pretty quickly since she's not really doing much tbh. I much prefer Anthony Atamanuik's Trump impressions.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:57 |
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trapped mouse posted:It is kind of strange how often my mom asks if I've seen her stuff, and how great it is. It was funny the first couple of times but it just got depressing realizing how much material she has to work with. If somehow I'm still alive in 30 years and we've managed to unfuck ourselves as a country i bet I'll find all of it either hysterical or it will trigger PTSD like flashbacks.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:57 |
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https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1291111736167211008 I don't know where the hell this goes, but it definitely goes somewhere, and it is a tweet, so here it is.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:08 |
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https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1291127431114313728?s=20 Regular reminder that George Wallace is a great follow.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:18 |
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So despite 2000, 2004, 2012's narrow victory, and 2016, the Democrats are still confident "not being that guy" is enough to win
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:18 |
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christmas boots posted:I don't hate her, but her schtick wears off pretty quickly since she's not really doing much tbh. I much prefer Anthony Atamanuik's Trump impressions. Not a huge fan of her or anything but she understands the fundamental principle that it's not worthwhile trying to parody Trump. He's already more ridiculous than anything you would think of so the best you can really do is take things he's already said and lip-sync them. If you tried to do his Jonathan Swan interview as a bit it would be hack.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:29 |
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mind the walrus posted:2012's narrow victory
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:36 |
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mind the walrus posted:So despite 2000, 2004, 2012's narrow victory, and 2016, the Democrats are still confident "not being that guy" is enough to win 2012 wasn't a narrow victory, but it also wasn't a campaign based around "not being that guy"
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:39 |
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332 to 206 is not close
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:40 |
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https://twitter.com/TomatoGrandpa/status/1291126372094611457
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:40 |
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mind the walrus posted:So despite 2000, 2004, 2012's narrow victory, and 2016, the Democrats are still confident "not being that guy" is enough to win The dem presidents for the last 60 years have all been “cool dude everybody likes” The dem losers for the last 60 years have been “obnoxious stuffy know it all everybody hates” I’ll pick up my 8-figure check at the next dnc backstabbing meeting, tyvm
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