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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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IT'S TIME FOR A GARRISON DOUBLE FEATUUUURE



quote:

WHAT DOES FAUCI CLAIM TODAY? WHICH WAY IS THE WIND BLOWING?
What did Fauci know and when did he know it?

Our medical “experts” have led us down the primrose path with confusing claims about the China virus. Americans are correct to question the “expects” and take their claims with skepticism and caution.

Fauci has been wrong about everything.

Why anyone still believes this Deep State Hillary lovin’ bureaucrat is beyond me.

Recently a paper from 2005 surfaced where Fauci’s organization stated;



Is it about your health or the virus?


Tina



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GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!
The basement-dwelling Joe Biden is obviously mentally impaired. He’s also way too old. He said he only wants one term. He has run for president before and did very badly. He’s a proven liar. He’s corrupt to the marrow.


Joe’s family grew rich because of his graft. He’s a walking gaffe machine. He’s an awful debater. He has been accused of sexual assault. He gropes and sniffs children on stage even though he knows it’s an issue. In normal times Joe Biden wouldn’t stand a chance.

These are not normal times.

Despite Joe’s series of fumbling faux pas and his inability to focus, he has a chance to win the presidency, and it’s because of the current attempt by the Democrat socialists to overthrow our government.

Sleepy Joe was chosen as the Democratic nominee (yes it was rigged) because he’s a familiar name, yet an empty vessel. He’s a figurehead and placeholder for his running mate. The vice presidential candidate will be chosen for him.

Hillary will do the choosing. Hillary is running the Democrat Party from behind the scenes. While evil, Hillary is also very smart and she learned from her failure in 2016. She knows she remains very unpopular. She knows she lost the meme war on social media. She knows her husband is a rapist and pedophile and she possibly is too. Therefore a surrogate was necessary. Joe Biden.

Hillary made sure the social media problem was addressed and now we have open censorship. The plannedemic will allow the Democrat Party to take advantage of mail-in voting, which will be rife with corruption (in favor of Democrats, of course). Trump’s strong economy has been trashed. The Russia collusion hoax and impeachment did not work, but the virus is working. The virus offers a good excuse for them to keep Joe in his basement ahead of the election.

If Kamala Harris is chosen, then we’ll know for sure that Hillary’s fat fingered prints were all over this. Harris is Hillary’s puppet. She does Hillary’s bidding. It means Harris will be president and Hillary will be the shadow president. Remember, Harris said if the White House is regained, they’ll be coming after Trump supporters—the people Hillary insulted as ‘deplorables.’

If Biden wins, then our Republic will be done. Trump’s victory is imperative.

—Ben Garrison

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UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

RoboRodent posted:

Look at that deformed pig face. I need Rall to draw more animals so I can laugh at him.

Counterpoint: I would prefer Rall not draw anything at all ever

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Fathis Munk posted:

IT'S TIME FOR A GARRISON DOUBLE FEATUUUURE



Garrison really is obsessed with whether or not the NFL will play this year.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Turns out I just can't handle this page, see you all in a week or so!
:shepicide:

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011


That’s a really awful Biden, also who’s that freaky face on Trump’s bike?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Jay Rust posted:

That’s a really awful Biden, also who’s that freaky face on Trump’s bike?

Pence I assume?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



It looks to me like Andrew Jackson, but it could be Pence.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
it's Jackson, which I can only tell because of the A J flanking it

Infidelicious
Apr 9, 2013

Jay Rust posted:

That’s a really awful Biden, also who’s that freaky face on Trump’s bike?

It's Andrew Jackson, since there is an A and J on either side of it.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Jay Rust posted:

That’s a really awful Biden, also who’s that freaky face on Trump’s bike?

His good, departed friend Jeffery Epstein.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
Absolutely nobody can draw a decent Joe Biden and it's fascinating

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Congratulations! We're the Ferengi, not the Federation.

:females:

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
but equally as bad as playing a board game with *shiver* hippies!

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Trump is toast. AGC?

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Boondocks.gif

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
Ramirez is losing his touch

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Person, woman, man, camera, TV.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Garrison mad that his prediction of Hillary being the surprise nominee never came true.

betaraywil
Dec 30, 2006

Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all


Come on Branco. You're drawing her taking the piece off the board, after which it will no longer be a pawn.

Come the gently caress on.


What uh... whatcha tryin' to say here buddy?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's interview on the Covid death toll — Donald Trump visibly floundered in an interview when pressed on a range of issues, including the number of coronavirus cases and deaths in the US, his claims that mail-in voting is fraudulent, and his inaction over the ‘Russian bounty’ scandal"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Keeping England's schools open 'must take priority' in second wave of Covid-19

Independent:


Times:

TikTok ponders HQ in London after Donald Trump’s hostility

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the Civil Service

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

I don't care to defend Obama but lol at pretending he's worse than, say, his predecessor or his successor.

Jay Rust posted:

That’s a really awful Biden, also who’s that freaky face on Trump’s bike?

It's definitely Andrew Jackson, who's both Trump's and Garrison's favorite historical President. For some mysterious reason.

UZworm posted:

Absolutely nobody can draw a decent Joe Biden and it's fascinating

That's because nobody ever saw a decent Joe Biden.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

What's my aunt doing in a British cartoon glaring out at various British politicians.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
I know everything's gotta be apocalyptic with conservatives but man, really? Worst ever? Weird, what a coincidence.

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019

Cloud Potato posted:

Evening Standard:


England really is a nation of alcoholics, isn't ut

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I doubt even a hardcore right winger would put Obama as "worst ever" on a list. He'd be below at least Carter, if not Clinton.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Johnny Walker posted:

I doubt even a hardcore right winger would put Obama as "worst ever" on a list. He'd be below at least Carter, if not Clinton.

There's something... different... about Obama that makes him worse.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Johnny Walker posted:

I doubt even a hardcore right winger would put Obama as "worst ever" on a list. He'd be below at least Carter, if not Clinton.

I don't know if you've been paying attention recently, but hardcore right wingers are not exactly known for their rationality or long term memory.

GeminiSun
Feb 16, 2011





When the liberal Winslow thought - for good reason, since Arpaio had literally just been after her - that Carmen had been taken by ICE, he freaked the gently caress out and immediately sprung into action trying to find her. He simply could not be idle when there existed even a possibility that his friend might be in trouble.

When the conservative Carmen sees Winslow physically being dragged away before her very eyes, she asks a few token questions and then just stands there, taking no action, saying empty words about how bad this is.

It's so unintentionally revealing.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Johnny Walker posted:

I doubt even a hardcore right winger would put Obama as "worst ever" on a list. He'd be below at least Carter, if not Clinton.

They did, actually, in 2014.

https://poll.qu.edu/national/release-detail?ReleaseID=2056

It's almost certainly because he's black rather than because of any actual concerns about his performance, of course.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

So is this supposed to be an Indian motorcycle?
So he replaced the Indian Head headlamp with... Andrew Jackson

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

HootTheOwl posted:

So is this supposed to be an Indian motorcycle?
So he replaced the Indian Head headlamp with... Andrew Jackson

Both deeply appropriate and deeply inappropriate.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I like how the motorcycle Garrison is using as a symbol of youth and virility is a model that's primarily associated with boomers.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
That's the storyline continues it gets weirder and weirder that he is a duck. Also, when Fishman started, wasn't there a cartoon that said he was a diversity hire?

Twibbit
Mar 7, 2013

Is your refrigerator running?

GeminiSun posted:

When the liberal Winslow thought - for good reason, since Arpaio had literally just been after her - that Carmen had been taken by ICE, he freaked the gently caress out and immediately sprung into action trying to find her. He simply could not be idle when there existed even a possibility that his friend might be in trouble.

When the conservative Carmen sees Winslow physically being dragged away before her very eyes, she asks a few token questions and then just stands there, taking no action, saying empty words about how bad this is.

It's so unintentionally revealing.

So how are they going to toothlessly walk this one back in two weeks?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Samurai Sanders posted:

That's the storyline continues it gets weirder and weirder that he is a duck. Also, when Fishman started, wasn't there a cartoon that said he was a diversity hire?

If I'm not mistaken that was literally the first comic in the entire series, he was hired because he was an "amphibious-American" and Noseworthy had quotas

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
In the latest cartoon I can't tell if he's trying to speak as a white man who doesn't feel like an oppressor or as a minority who doesn't feel like a victim.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Pants Donkey posted:

Garrison mad that his prediction of Hillary being the surprise nominee never came true.

There's still time!
Any day now!

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Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:


Rowe:

Victorian premier Dan Andrews, Victorian treasurer Tim Pallas, Federal treasurer Josh Frydenberg.

Wilcox:

New South Wales premier Gladys Berejiklian in last panel.

Leak, Son of Leak:

That's Melbourne in the background, the Stage 4 lockdown has made the right-wing media furious about the economy.

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