NFL N/V August: Antonio Cl-(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

Mega64 posted:

Nick Foles himself did not opt-out, but his big dick did.

little dick nick :smith:

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# ? May 20, 2024 21:05

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Bob Socko posted:

little dick nick

Nick Foles dick works the same way as the enterprise in Star Trek TNG where like he can detach half of it to float around and it functions as a separate dick.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 03:32

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Gatts posted:

"The mouth shields...they do nothing!"

# ? Aug 6, 2020 03:37

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Keith Atherton posted:

NFL planning for cover your rear end mode

I think you're wearing your helmet wrong

# ? Aug 6, 2020 03:37

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

latinotwink1997 posted:

Is the new thing going to be coughing on people in the pile?

After that Stafford blow up I think the new thing is going to be bribing lab technicians to give starters a false positive.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 03:38

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

more snitch hotlines. All Management Are Bad.

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 04:50

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 05:01

420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/DarnayTripp/status/1291095648733986816?s=19

Ultimate edging video

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:04

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Is the NFL really still pretending that there is still going to be some crowds at these games? Really?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:15

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is the NFL really still pretending that there is still going to be some crowds at these games? Really?

They think that those little shields they�re gonna add to face masks and preventing players from post game hand shakes and jersey swaps is gonna prevent the spread.

The NFL is loving stupid.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:19

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is the NFL really still pretending that there is still going to be some crowds at these games? Really?

The more I think about it, the more I bet the luxury boxes will be populated.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:22

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Unless there's a players strike the season is happening. The only question is whether or not states allow crowds.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:22

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

The more I think about it, the more I bet the luxury boxes will be populated.

poo poo, that idea hadn�t crossed my mind at all. Owners will totally try and do that poo poo wherever possible, and if they show it on TV, they�ll have 30 people crammed in each one without a mask anywhere...

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:25

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

fartknocker posted:

poo poo, that idea hadn’t crossed my mind at all. Owners will totally try and do that poo poo wherever possible, and if they show it on TV, they’ll have 30 people crammed in each one without a mask anywhere...

Wouldn't that be a net positive?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:28

MorrisBae: Jan 18, 2020; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/TakeAwayTre_/status/1291350651570663424

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:28

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Don't even need to read the replies to know there's 50 people going "but you gain millions to play a kid's game, I work a 9 to 5 and can't opt out of my job" :barf:

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:33

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

A.o.D. posted:

Wouldn't that be a net positive?

Probably, yeah.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:33

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Mystic Stylez posted:

Don't even need to read the replies to know there's 50 people going "but you gain millions to play a kid's game, I work a 9 to 5 and can't opt out of my job"

Literally the first reply

# ? Aug 6, 2020 16:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

It�s always that and �THE TROOPS HAVE IT HARDER�

# ? Aug 6, 2020 16:34

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It�s always that and �THE TROOPS HAVE IT HARDER�

Wouldn't be surprised if they started saying "ARE COPS" instead of "ARE TROOPS"

# ? Aug 6, 2020 16:41

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

Skwirl posted:

Wouldn't be surprised if they started saying "ARE COPS" instead of "ARE TROOPS"

That crowd has been doing pretty much that for the last couple of months

# ? Aug 6, 2020 17:04

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Quiet Feet posted:

Nick Foles dick works the same way as the enterprise in Star Trek TNG where like he can detach half of it to float around and it functions as a separate dick.

Correct, it's called sausage separation.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 17:13

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Manoueverable posted:

That crowd has been doing pretty much that for the last couple of months

Aside from babysitting in high school I think every job I've ever had was statistically more dangerous than being a cop.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 17:22

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Very much considering this purchase.

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 17:56

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 18:10

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Misspelling aside that is one of the uglier hats I've ever seen in my life regardless of category

# ? Aug 6, 2020 18:13

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Why is Gronk in a sports bra?

https://twitter.com/CarmieV/status/1291438313556119558?s=20

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:22

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

It's a sports bro

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:33

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

wandler20 posted:

Why is Gronk in a sports bra?

https://twitter.com/CarmieV/status/1291438313556119558?s=20

I mean, I wouldn�t exactly call an A-cup big, so yeah, small

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:36

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

It's a sports manzier

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:36

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Getting old sucks

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:44

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I see a little bit of love handles there.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:45

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:09

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Mega64 posted:

How many teams could the opt-outs beat if they made their own team?

They gonna win the superbowl when everyone else contracts super covid because it turns out when you have covid while taking supplements it evolves.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:17

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Does it have Velcro straps?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:18

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mega64 posted:

How many teams could the opt-outs beat if they made their own team?

I know none of the starter QBs have opted out, have any backups?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:23

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Skwirl posted:

I know none of the starter QBs have opted out, have any backups?

according to the ESPN tracker I'm frantically refreshing, nary a QB has opted out.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29533526/players-opting-2020-nfl-season-coronavirus-concerns-tracking-full-list

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:24

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The QB is only a distraction in terms of Establishing The Run unless you have a rushing quarterback like Lamar Jackson or Ryan Fitzpatrick.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:35

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

The deadline is in like ten minutes I doubt anyone else opts out as that would be seen as disrespectful

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:47

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# ? May 20, 2024 21:05

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

gently caress it I'm gonna opt out.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:48

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