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Sarcastro
Dec 28, 2000
Elite member of the Grammar Nazi Squad that

quote:

I was born 150 years too late.

Finally, a shred of honesty.

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namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Guavanaut posted:

Freep: in this thread we don't know who to hate more

This gets my vote

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I'm the masked gladiator

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Sarcastro posted:

Finally, a shred of honesty.
Yeah, that got an audible "holy poo poo" out of me.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I think the best part is freepers families refuse to speak to them.

I mean these people are loving hilariously ignorant and racist


It is going to be good when freepers start getting Covid then get banned when they say it's not fake

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

jojoinnit posted:

Sounds like living in Denver is also an affront by this logic?

Why else would the Illuminati be headquartered in their airport?

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Lord Hydronium posted:

Yeah, that got an audible "holy poo poo" out of me.

He (let’s be real) did date it post slavery at least!

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

Pontius Pilate posted:

He (let’s be real) did date it post slavery at least!

Only if he was born after 2015

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

letthereberock posted:

Only if he was born after 2015

Ha right! Clearly was just subtracting 150 from 2020

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
He missed a 0. More like 1500 years too late.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Frankly I agree with that Freeper, because if he had been born 150 years ago he'd already be dead by now.

Finnankainen
Oct 14, 2012
Today in conservatism cannot fail, it can only be failed...

George W. Bush to release 43 portraits of immigrants in new book

quote:

To: ChicagoConservative27
I am ashamed i voted for and defended this ahole while he was in office.


2 posted on 8/7/2020, 9:16:59 AM by ChicagoConservative27
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quote:

To: ChicagoConservative27
It used to be that criticizing W on freerepublic would get you violently flamed, if not booted off. Especially if you criticized w’s Iraq War. I was only a lurker, but had friends who were scorched by the flames

W was treated like a GOD by a lot of freepers. And it was sacriligeous to call him out for blunders or stupidity. Remember the sarcastic Hannity line that Freepers spouted like robots? “Right, it’s Bush’s fault”. For these folks, NOTHING was Bush’s fault

Early on in the 2016 election cycle , quite a few Freepers were incensed that Trump had the audacity to remind people that 911 happened on Bush’s watch. Trump said it was ridiculous to claim “ Bush kept us safe” , while ignoring that Bush was president when 911 happened


15 posted on 8/7/2020, 9:24:56 AM by rintintin (qu)
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quote:

To: ChicagoConservative27; RushIsMyTeddyBear
Same as you guys. We thought he was better than Gore/Kerry, and he did cut taxes... and appoint Alito. But other than that, he was and is a disaster. The Bushes, father and son, did a lot of damage to the country and are bear large responsibility for the country’s sorry state. I remember well how great things were during the Reagan years, and how the country very much seemed to be headed in the right direction after RR’s two terms. Reagan’s greatest mistake was caving to the GOP establishment and accepting GHWB on the ‘80 ticket.


16 posted on 8/7/2020, 9:24:58 AM by irishjuggler
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quote:

To: ChicagoConservative27
Yeah, gotta admit he sure had me fooled.

I know an injured Iraq war vet and his family that Bush has kept in touch with. That says good things about him as a person, but he never should have been POTUS.

Seems like the GOP is just incapable of nominating good candidates unless a Trump or a Reagan manages to override the system.


18 posted on 8/7/2020, 9:25:09 AM by Buckeye McFrog
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quote:

To: ChicagoConservative27
I don’t know if the tax payers realize it, but they are footing the bills for each female illegal to have an average of 5 kids a piece. They are then paying for food, medical care and enough schools to house them in. That’s in addition to subsidized housing and subsidized mortgages. That is only about 25% of what we end up paying for. They increase exponentially. The tax payers can’t afford anymore. The piggy bank is empty. Bush needs to pay for them all if he wants them in here and house them on Bush property.


23 posted on 8/7/2020, 9:27:06 AM by doc maverick
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quote:

To: ChicagoConservative27
God I was so wrong about this doche bag. Not that Gore or Kerry were viable. Terrible terrible family and human beings.


33 posted on 8/7/2020, 9:33:02 AM by datricker (the war of 2024 will be fought at 2.4Ghz stock up on aluminium foil now!)
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quote:

To: ChicagoConservative27
Stuttering-drunk Bush Junior ran and hid on 9-11. Then he covered up his Saudi patrons’ role in it. (while whisking them out of the country). Then he got thousands of Americans killed and maimed in order to rid the Saudis of a rival (while Saudi young men hung out in shopping malls).

But none of that wretched behavior causes him grief. What grieves him today is that, despite multiple attempts, he was unable to accomplish his dreamed-of obliteration of the United States via a de-facto merger with Mexico.


56 posted on 8/7/2020, 9:49:44 AM by Dagnabitt
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quote:

To: ChicagoConservative27
I want my vote back. This open borders a$$ is and was above his pay grade.

If it were up to him we would all have to learn Spanish.


64 posted on 8/7/2020, 9:56:44 AM by JayAr36 (Do you want to be a subject or a citizen.)
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quote:

To: rintintin
W was treated like a GOD by a lot of freepers.

That's the problem we conservatives have - we're fiercely loyal to the lesser of two evils, because that's all the GOP establishment will give us. We marvel at how blacks continue to vote Democrat despite being let down over and over again, but we need to take a long, hard look in the mirror - we stick with Republican worms who betray us at every turn like we're in an abusive relationship.
78 posted on 8/7/2020, 10:19:26 AM by AnotherUnixGeek
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Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



AnotherUnixGeek is almost there

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Finnankainen posted:

Today in conservatism cannot fail, it can only be failed...
This is a preview of what they're going to be saying about Trump in a few years.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Terrible Opinions posted:

AnotherUnixGeek is almost there

Unfortunately being the one guy to look up and say "we're going in circles!" just gets you shot on freep

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

FMguru posted:

This is a preview of what they're going to be saying about Trump in a few years.

Hell, this is how they treat every prominent Republican, besides Saint Reagan. While they're in power, they do their best to ignore all the bad poo poo they do, but as soon as they've stepped down and do something not lock-step with Blood and Soil, out come the knives.

George H.W. Bush was generally considered by Freep to be a flawed, but well-meaning President, who got screwed over by circumstances beyond his control. Then, towards the end of his life, he indicated he was okay with gay marriage, and Freep suddenly considered him a complete failure that handed the country to the evil Clintons on a silver platter.

I don't know where the line between willful ignorance and knowing posturing lies while Their Guy is still in office, but it all comes crashing down very easily once they're out.

Sarcastro
Dec 28, 2000
Elite member of the Grammar Nazi Squad that

quote:

Seems like the GOP is just incapable of nominating good candidates unless a Trump or a Reagan manages to override the system.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, so close. So close and yet so far away.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Shugojin posted:

Unfortunately being the one guy to look up and say "we're going in circles!" just gets you shot on freep
Also gets you rat hosed at the DNC

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
True to their demographic, freep going to bat hard for the senile-in-office presidents

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Lol bush bad thousands Americans dead
Trump good hundreds of thousands of Americans dead

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

FMguru posted:

This is a preview of what they're going to be saying about Trump in a few years.

maybe but they hate W because W is trying to be a human being and trying to be like carter in his own. do i forgive him for all the horrible poo poo, gently caress no. but freep is mad because W is trying to do good/kind acts and poo poo. trump is never going to do poo poo like that. he will be a bitter rear end in a top hat and probably try to drag poo poo out if he loses because "they cheated" and will be a loud fuckhead for the rest of his days. just like freepers are.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Dapper_Swindler posted:

maybe but they hate W because W is trying to be a human being and trying to be like carter in his own. do i forgive him for all the horrible poo poo, gently caress no. but freep is mad because W is trying to do good/kind acts and poo poo. trump is never going to do poo poo like that. he will be a bitter rear end in a top hat and probably try to drag poo poo out if he loses because "they cheated" and will be a loud fuckhead for the rest of his days. just like freepers are.

One potential scenario: It's the end of the 2024/8 primary election, and the presumptive Republican nominee has emerged to popular applause at an uneventful convention. Trump tweets (Assuming they haven't banned him once and for all after he stops being president) "X is a LOSER he'll compromise with antifa and let the dems take your guns away. Shoulda let me have 4 more years!!!!"

When that happens any freepers who are still alive will finally disavow him

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

DarklyDreaming posted:

One potential scenario: It's the end of the 2024/8 primary election, and the presumptive Republican nominee has emerged to popular applause at an uneventful convention. Trump tweets (Assuming they haven't banned him once and for all after he stops being president) "X is a LOSER he'll compromise with antifa and let the dems take your guns away. Shoulda let me have 4 more years!!!!"

When that happens any freepers who are still alive will finally disavow him

who knows. The GOP wont die, but i think their is gonna be some power struggles and "soul searching" and such if trump loses and loses badly. they kicked the can about as far as its gonna go now that they had king piss and he has basicaly made the GOP unpalatable for most people under 50 or 40. they are gonna have to move beyond their dying base by either going center or picking a direction on the right. we will see i guess.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Lol bush bad thousands Americans dead
Trump good hundreds of thousands of Americans dead

Its nice that the far right and far left can agree that Bush sucks rear end. Just a shame Libs think he's the one they should rehabilitate.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
SO is freep happy he's promising to end the payroll tax and kill social security and medicare if reelected?

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

Sarcastro posted:

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, so close. So close and yet so far away.
2 out of 4 in forty years isn't bad?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ambitious Spider posted:

SO is freep happy he's promising to end the payroll tax and kill social security and medicare if reelected?

I doubt it seeing as they are all SS recipients
But logic would dictate that they will be glowing at the chance to harm the "lazy" 65+ year olds.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Social security is one of the few topics on which disagreement is allowed, and freep is split on the issue.

Every freep social security thread is a war between 65+ year old freepers going :bahgawd: "I earned my social security dagnabbit" and slightly younger freepers calling the first group socialism-loving welfare leeches (right up until they turn 65 then they join the first group)

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

VitalSigns posted:

Social security is one of the few topics on which disagreement is allowed, and freep is split on the issue.

Every freep social security thread is a war between 65+ year old freepers going :bahgawd: "I earned my social security dagnabbit" and slightly younger freepers calling the first group socialism-loving welfare leeches (right up until they turn 65 then they join the first group)

It's not quite as funny as the marijuana wars though, between "goddamn worthless druggies" and "goddamn nannystate fascists".

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
See also Lincoln was a great REPUBLICAN president but also a big government fascist

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
And its counterpart The Confederates and the KKK and the Segregationists were all DemonRATS but also States' Rights.

Finnankainen
Oct 14, 2012
The "White House Siege" is Next

America, the land of the free! The greatest nation on Earth!

quote:

To: dmam2011
Open fire. Shoot 5o kill.


5 posted on 8/9/2020, 5:15:17 PM by Fledermaus (ONLY A MORON THINKS 6 FEET IS A MAGIC NUMBER!)
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To: panzerkamphwageneinz
Screw that.
Canister and grape shot.


7 posted on 8/9/2020, 5:17:11 PM by Kozak (DIVERSITY+PROXIMITY=CONFLICT)
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quote:

Comment #9 Removed by Moderator

quote:

To: dmam2011
The first half-dozen posts contain some variation of beat the bastards or shoot him! So make me wonder what was in post #9? Lol


93 posted on 8/9/2020, 7:42:48 PM by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: dmam2011
This makes me mad. Put ‘em down like mad dogs. End this whole BS thing. Free speech is one thing, this ain’t it.


11 posted on 8/9/2020, 5:19:30 PM by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees)
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To: dmam2011
There is only one answer to this outrageous action, and that is to cause GRIEVOUS injury to the participants. I'm talking lacerations, broken bones. I am fed up with this seditious traitorous garbage. It is NOT "peaceful protest", it is an attempt to overthrow our government. I'm also fed up with how cities like Portland with its libtarded officials allow this stuff to go on, inspiring more such outrageous behavior elsewhere.
BREAK SOME BONES if they do this. Cause scars for them to remember their stupidity by.

12 posted on 8/9/2020, 5:19:39 PM by EinNYC
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To: dmam2011; GOPsterinMA; Impy; fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy
A couple of M134 Miniguns will break their little “siege” in two minutes flat.


26 posted on 8/9/2020, 5:37:24 PM by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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quote:

To: dmam2011
Lead, life imprisonment with hard labor.

Destroy them.


56 posted on 8/9/2020, 6:09:39 PM by Cowgirl of Justice
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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Cowgirl of Justice taking a bold pro-gulag stance

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Doesn’t take much for the mask to slip, huh

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Jay Rust posted:

Doesn’t take much for the mask to slip, huh

At this point it's less a mask and more sloppily applied grease paint.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


OAquinas posted:

At this point it's less a mask and more sloppily applied grease paint.

I prefer to think of it as "sometimes they're asleep"

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Gotta love how nazi freep is with their "break their backs" rhetoric

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

quote:

I am fed up with this seditious traitorous garbage. It is NOT "peaceful protest", it is an attempt to overthrow our government.

Bold words from a man who worships a bunch of dudes who overthrew their government.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Twelve by Pies posted:

Bold words from a man who worships a bunch of dudes who overthrew their government.
yeah but those were brave and bold citizens that stepped forward into the line of fire from authorities to right a wrong they felt passionate about.
the current movement is a bunch of soy boys too stupid to get out of the line of fire from authorities and have no idea why they're in the streets to begin with.

loving eight years of "WE NEED TO RISE UP AGAINST THE TYRANT" and now it's all "heavens to betsy, why are these people rising up??"

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


InsertPotPun posted:

yeah but those were brave and bold citizens that stepped forward into the line of fire from authorities to right a wrong they felt passionate about.
the current movement is a bunch of soy boys too stupid to get out of the line of fire from authorities and have no idea why they're in the streets to begin with.

loving eight years of "WE NEED TO RISE UP AGAINST THE TYRANT" and now it's all "heavens to betsy, why are these people rising up??"

the only moral revolution is my revolution

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