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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I find it hard to believe he should still be referred to in the present tense

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Peanut President posted:

the avatar for NYCGUIDOVOICE is a real dude and he's a fox news analyst


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

christmas boots posted:

I find it hard to believe he should still be referred to in the present tense

I thought for sure that he had to have dropped dead but no, he's still around.

https://twitter.com/JOETGFB/status/1285618762645995527?s=20

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Groovelord Neato posted:

Easily his funniest tweet.

imo its:
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/258262904091058176

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Groovelord Neato posted:

Easily his funniest tweet.

there are a lot of great ones but i've always been partial to

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1144056731653169152

during a democratic primary debate

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1071132880368132096

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/976765417908776963

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880408582310776832

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880410114456465411

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/555367040907612160

:smugdon:

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

For me it's either the Coca Cola one or

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/149589104168939520

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
honestly if trumps career was just scamming rich people dumb enough to trust him and roasting other folk on twitter he’d be downright enjoyable

shame he has to poo poo it up with the rest of himself

edit ^^^ post the ivanka edit

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

the best Trump tweet just might be the one where he trashes his former mob lawyer


Gov. Chris Christie's masshole cousin

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


"Technically it's only attempted murder, so I'm off scott-free!"

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

uber_stoat posted:

I thought for sure that he had to have dropped dead but no, he's still around.

https://twitter.com/JOETGFB/status/1285618762645995527?s=20

The human body really is a resilient piece of engineering

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
That time a few years ago when the Supreme Court ruled that you had to recite an arcane and complex incantation to invoke your right to remain silent.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

That time a few years ago when the Supreme Court ruled that you had to recite an arcane and complex incantation to invoke your right to remain silent.

Is that the same as the lawyer dog or separate?

former glory
Jul 11, 2011

That time the kid who gets a swirlie and shoved into a garbage can ran for PM

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

former glory posted:

That time the kid who gets a swirlie and shoved into a garbage can ran for PM



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2hHbaE0yqY

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

He was right

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

MikeCrotch posted:

He was right

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Ivanka marrying a Ken doll who's a two pump when her college friends said she wants to get it is pretty funny.

former glory
Jul 11, 2011

Built like a brick shithouse with big solid boobs

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Well we can all relate

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Wow, a cow made out of rancid butter. My girls would love it, if I could ever stop unintentionally elbowing them in the face

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Maureen Ponderosa titties

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
We are twenty Scaramuccis into the pandemic.

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord
they gave de klerk a nobel peace prize for ending apartheid despite his rule being a nonstop campaign of terror against black south africans and the rape, torture and assassinations committed by the south african state were well known and condoned by him, personally

and then they let him speak at Kent State (not That One, but still) about how it was really him that did all the work to end apartheid and mandela was trying to steal his valor



lmao

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Wow nice job Obongo

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

obama got a peace prize

haricots
Apr 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


gently caress, man, they got eagles in Canada too

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Wow, a cow made out of rancid butter. My girls would love it, if I could ever stop unintentionally elbowing them in the face

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

StashAugustine posted:

obama got a peace prize

Literally for "not being George W Bush"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MikeCrotch posted:

Literally for "not being George W Bush"

The only good thing about Obama getting the prize is that it will forever bug Trump that he won't and he will literally cry about it at nights, his salty tears mixing with the streams of piss on his cheeks.

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006


A decent collection but I like the personal attacks the best:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/929511061954297857

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
If nothing else The Donald is a powerful bully

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

MikeCrotch posted:

Literally for "not being George W Bush"

Bidens gonna get one if he wins, maybe several years in a row.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Wow, a cow made out of rancid butter. My girls would love it, if I could ever stop unintentionally elbowing them in the face

Look on the cow

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

donald trump has a weird little toad dick and yeti pubes

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

donald trump going on about voter fraud because his golfing buddy tried to vote illegally and couldn't

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

StashAugustine posted:

obama got a peace prize

Obama, who has a Nobel Peace Prize, bombed Doctors Without Borders, another holder of the Nobel Peace Prize

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Feldegast42 posted:

Obama, who has a Nobel Peace Prize, bombed Doctors Without Borders, another holder of the Nobel Peace Prize

Just remembered Henry Kissinger has a Nobel Peace prize

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Just remembered Henry Kissinger has a Nobel Peace prize

that's a lol

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