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Aug 7, 2020 17:40
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Shouldve been memes of production.
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Aug 7, 2020 17:46
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Burns posted:Shouldve been memes of production. Oh yeah? 
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Aug 7, 2020 17:47
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mysterious frankie posted:We went to a Denny’s for the first time in 15 years while in the suburbs and they had the calories printed in the menu. They didn’t have the calories printed in the menus when I was younger. Plate of nachos is 1650 calories. And we were going there to smoke too. Every day I don’t have a heart attack is a day I don’t get what’s coming to me. Same, but Waffle House (too rural for Denny's) Good ol' biscuit w/ gravy runs a solid 600 calories a pop, and I was putting away 2-3 a trip. Astounding that I was such a skinny kid.
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Aug 7, 2020 17:49
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add me to the list of people who have gone to Denny's on too many drugs It is always full of cops too idk what we were thinking Waffle house makes you wish it was full of cops though
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Aug 7, 2020 17:52
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hawowanlawow posted:add me to the list of people who have gone to Denny's on too many drugs All i know about Waffle House is it is (was?) one of the places Jeff Foxworthy and friends would go to to shoot poo poo and get material for jokes.
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Aug 7, 2020 17:58
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Is this ullillia?
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Aug 7, 2020 17:59
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Reasons why you're at: Denny's: You're traveling and it's the only thing open. It's 3am and you have the drunk munchies. IHOP is too liberal for you. IHOP: You here to ascend into the next dimension from the sugar rush of the pancakes. The children asked to come here. There's no actual good pancake place around. Waffle House: It's the only place still open during the hurricane. No one will question what drugs you're on since everyone else is on something as well. The chicken and waffles are actually decent. You woke up and thought that today would be the day you fight a random stranger.
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Aug 7, 2020 17:59
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Kuros posted:Reasons why you're at: Ihop was way too bright inside, even as a non intoxicated person I never liked the vibe in there. Wafflehouse always feels unsafe and filthy, which is really fun sometimes. Denny's ends up being the option because being young and stupid leads you to some weird places sometimes.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:01
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Huddle House: I thought this was a Waffle House.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:03
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Kuros posted:Reasons why you're at: I could walk to Waffle House from my old apartment, it was also at the approximate midway point on foot between the bar and my apartment. It was great for both the nights where I needed to eat before heading home, or was still hungover, put the missing shoe back on and walk over there for some hasbrowns piled high
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Aug 7, 2020 18:04
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LifeSunDeath posted:Ihop was way too bright inside, even as a non intoxicated person I never liked the vibe in there. Wafflehouse always feels unsafe and filthy, which is really fun sometimes. Denny's ends up being the option because being young and stupid leads you to some weird places sometimes. The nearest Denny's to me is about 45 minutes away. I miss growing up and there were like 5 within 10. Hell when I worked 2nd shift, I could always stop by Denny's and see one of my friends just hanging out there all night because we were like 19 and dumb
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Aug 7, 2020 18:05
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Kuros posted:Reasons why you're at: You need to add "Denny's is too dingy for you" to IHOP
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Aug 7, 2020 18:08
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Iron Crowned posted:The nearest Denny's to me is about 45 minutes away. I miss growing up and there were like 5 within 10. Hell when I worked 2nd shift, I could always stop by Denny's and see one of my friends just hanging out there all night because we were like 19 and dumb Our closest one was 20-30min from our town, in the biggest city near by: Plano...from there another 30 min to Deep Ellum. So we'd stop into denny's going out or coming back, and always run into people we knew. This was before cellphones too, so it was always a case of randomly finding friends at hangout spots, which I miss because it lead to some great surprise adventures often.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:12
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Krowley posted:Is this ullillia? 
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Aug 7, 2020 18:14
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LifeSunDeath posted:This was before cellphones too, so it was always a case of randomly finding friends at hangout spots, which I miss because it lead to some great surprise adventures often. That's probably the one thing I miss the most about my 20's, just running into people you know and going on an adventure. Meet up with some friends at a Starbucks, turns into one of your friends needing stitches and you getting abandoned at the Safeway rally point because you're one of two people with a cell phone, just in case the other car shows up.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:16
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LifeSunDeath posted:Our closest one was 20-30min from our town, in the biggest city near by: Plano...from there another 30 min to Deep Ellum. So we'd stop into denny's going out or coming back, and always run into people we knew. This was before cellphones too, so it was always a case of randomly finding friends at hangout spots, which I miss because it lead to some great surprise adventures often. Village inn corporate headquarters is near me, so we have plenty of vi and Denny's, but waffle House is a South East thing mostly. I kinda miss them but it's also where i met my ex wife
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Aug 7, 2020 18:20
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Oh yeah? Before time was invented we were still selling clocks, just less clocks.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:23
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RFC2324 posted:Village inn corporate headquarters is near me, so we have plenty of vi and Denny's, but waffle House is a South East thing mostly. I kinda miss them but it's also where i met my ex wife 
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Aug 7, 2020 18:23
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It's a great place to meet stray dogs and steal cats from the dumpster
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Aug 7, 2020 18:25
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's a great place to meet stray dogs and steal cats from the dumpster It's not stealing if it's in the dumpster.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:26
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For a little clarity, we met up on match.com and waffle house was where we agreed to meet the next morning for coffee. Still should have been a red flag
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Aug 7, 2020 18:27
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CainFortea posted:It's not stealing if it's in the dumpster. Those cats belong to the dumpster
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Aug 7, 2020 18:28
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Iron Crowned posted:That's probably the one thing I miss the most about my 20's, just running into people you know and going on an adventure. One night I got a random call on the landline from a friend that told me he'd talked to another friend who'd moved away and for me to call him, So I did and he had been staying about an hour away in Denton, we caught up for a bit then he's like "you should come up here, tonight, also pick up my friend on the way, she's already waiting at the supermarket." So I roll out, on my way pick up another buddy that I see walking down the street, we get to the supermarket, the girl is there but has no clue we were coming, we're like "Hey do you need a ride?" it was hilarious. We drive an hour to this other city and have a blast hanging out all night walking around etc, get lost on the way home, drive literally the whole perimeter of Dallas at 3am trying to find my way back, no one to call for help, no map, just me and a car load of sleeping friends, driving and hoping for the best. drat those were some fun times.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:28
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RFC2324 posted:For a little clarity, we met up on match.com and waffle house was where we agreed to meet the next morning for coffee. drat, I could have put "On a date to meet your future ex-husband/wife." in the Waffle House section of my post.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:28
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Cracker Barrel: You're too old to be allowed to drive. Checkers with hockey puck sized pieces. You make more than one post each day that contains "#MAGA". The gift store has some good candy.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:34
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Waffle House is seriously delicious. Like I legit crave it at least once a week. It's way out of the league of ihop and dennys. Also, southerners are masters of the breakfast food craft. No one stood a chance against Waffle House from the beginning.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:44
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yeah the food is very good but you definitely need to check and make sure your coffee mug is actually clean, and if you hear "what are you looking at?" it's time to pay out and leave
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Aug 7, 2020 18:46
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Moon Slayer posted:This would also be kind of pushing it if we all didn't know Jerry so well. This is kinda racist, just fyi. Something to keep in mind and avoid in the future.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:49
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Waffle House is the McDonald’s of breakfast diners but to be honest that doesn’t mean the quality of food or experience is any less different from ‘genuine’ breakfast diners and I am happy with that. Also WH being a litmus test for disaster severity, true or not, is pretty hilarious.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:51
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All those forest bog-hovel living Swedes who used to live in Russia calling themselves Finnish people. Don't even have a proper Germanic or Slavic language like all civilized nations around them. 
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Aug 7, 2020 19:02
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Also, nothing at Waffle House is pre-made (in the just heat it up sense) so you can get wild variation between a bad cook and a great cook. But there's that baseline of if you gently caress up eggs or breakfast steaks you just aren't cut out to be cooking in the south so the bar is extremely high from the beginning. A 16 year old with zero experience can run the microwaves at ihop. Plus, Waffle House is keeping alive that olde timey diner short order jargon like "two heifers, slap their mama, burn the stink, grease 'em up and take 'em on a date" to mean a patty melt, and that owns.
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Aug 7, 2020 19:08
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What I'm trying to say here is I now have regular access to Waffle House (pre-covid) and man, people outside of the Waffle Zone don't know what they're missing. And I would kill for a heaping hash brown right now with lovely black coffee and 2 eggs over medium. Goddamn it, America. I want Waffle House, sports, and movie theaters back.
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Aug 7, 2020 19:12
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IHOP feels like eating in a hospital waiting room and Waffle House feels like eating in a greyhound station
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Aug 7, 2020 19:21
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https://youtu.be/QBw4huCadBQ
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Aug 7, 2020 19:24
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Dennys feels like eating at a Dennys
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Aug 7, 2020 19:25
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Manager Hoyden posted:IHOP feels like eating in a hospital waiting room and Waffle House feels like eating in a greyhound station sickeningly accurate Hihohe posted:Dennys feels like eating at a Dennys when people describe something else as being like denny's that's when you've got a problem
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Aug 7, 2020 19:25
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Waffle House is not “good” but it is what you need. The old man goes to one so often that they know his car and have the order ready shortly after he sits down. Apparently he’s part of the training for that location; they even keep a bottle of that green hot sauce around for him in case he forgets to bring his.
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Aug 7, 2020 19:28
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Plus, Waffle House is keeping alive that olde timey diner short order jargon like "two heifers, slap their mama, burn the stink, grease 'em up and take 'em on a date" to mean a patty melt, and that owns. I'm hoping you just adlibbed this because I just looked up a comprehensive list of diner jargon and none of these phrases were even on it, teach me your ways
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