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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Also, nothing at Waffle House is pre-made (in the just heat it up sense) so you can get wild variation between a bad cook and a great cook.

But there's that baseline of if you gently caress up eggs or breakfast steaks you just aren't cut out to be cooking in the south so the bar is extremely high from the beginning.

A 16 year old with zero experience can run the microwaves at ihop.

Plus, Waffle House is keeping alive that olde timey diner short order jargon like "two heifers, slap their mama, burn the stink, grease 'em up and take 'em on a date" to mean a patty melt, and that owns.

I have a children’s book I read to my kid where these elephants (everyone is an animal of course) take over a diner for the owner for a day and the entire book is them taking various orders doing this. It is funny for a kid but also interesting as an adult.

poo poo like ‘I need an earth apple from Wisconsin and make it moo’ for poo poo like ‘cheese fries and a milkshake’.

Also I live in the south and Brunch is very sacred here.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Manager Hoyden posted:

IHOP feels like eating in a hospital waiting room and Waffle House feels like eating in a greyhound station

Every time I eat at IHOP, I get a little diarrhea, not a lot, just a little. I have never gotten diarrhea from hospital food

hamsystem
Nov 11, 2010

Fuzzy pickles!
There's nowhere else you can get that Waffle House fully loaded hash brown experience. It is a powerful craving when it hits.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Fluk yeah!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Double waffle
DOUBLE WAFFLE
*pounding my fists on my desk at work*
DOUBLE WAFFLE


and some hashbrowns, sure

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

Man, few things beat a heap of Waffle House hash browns covered and chunked, with some eggs on top, side of bacon, and coffee, to get ready for a long day. Those days it’s the only meal you need. Throw a pecan waffle on the table if you need even more carbs.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzfZLqreSXk

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I love you, stickbug.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Waffle House used to have the line: "You had a choice, and you chose Waffle House" printed on the corner of either the menu, or some table placard thing. Even as a filthy poor teen it was impossible to read than line as anything but a recrimination.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
I'm really enjoying the stickbug. Thanks everybody.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
https://youtu.be/yI0M0dDf25w

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ain’t no experienced welder making 20K these days

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Kuros posted:

Reasons why you're at:

Denny's: You're traveling and it's the only thing open. It's 3am and you have the drunk munchies. IHOP is too liberal for you.

IHOP: You here to ascend into the next dimension from the sugar rush of the pancakes. The children asked to come here. There's no actual good pancake place around.

Waffle House: It's the only place still open during the hurricane. No one will question what drugs you're on since everyone else is on something as well. The chicken and waffles are actually decent. You woke up and thought that today would be the day you fight a random stranger.

In my experience, at least back around the, Jesus, turn of the century you don’t go to the Denny’s because IHOP is too “liberal”; you go to Denny’s because they let you smoke your Djarum Blacks in the booth and nurse coffee & a shared plate of fries while people watching for three hours.

Also IHOP was extremely bright and always had a wait time, whereas the Denny’s had enough seating to host the world’s saddest wedding reception, so you always got a seat immediately.

We now live about two blocks from a Huddle House. It’s extremely small and has big glass windows that let you see in. The same five people are always there. There’s this one hard ridden middle aged lady who is never seen out of matching patterned sweats, and she always splays across multiple seats, like the degenerate empress of the restaurant. I’d need to bring her several barrels of wine and three young men, beautiful with brows uncreased by life’s vicissitudes, if I wanted to get a plate of eggs.

Divey diners are amazing, if what I’m saying.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U04YUeikaj0

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
There's no stickbug, do not click.

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

mysterious frankie posted:



We now live about two blocks from a Huddle House. It’s extremely small and has big glass windows that let you see in. The same five people are always there. There’s this one hard ridden middle aged lady who is never seen out of matching patterned sweats, and she always splays across multiple seats, like the degenerate empress of the restaurant. I’d need to bring her several barrels of wine and three young men, beautiful with brows uncreased by life’s vicissitudes, if I wanted to get a plate of eggs.


So you live next to the place where CNN and NYT goes every time they want to know what the "man on the street" thinks about political issues

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

MunchE posted:

So you live next to the place where CNN and NYT goes every time they want to know what the "man on the street" thinks about political issues

Maybe? Is it in Chicago?

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1291812807403384832?s=19

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

There are still goths? After all this time?

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/movies/Like+able+metallurgical+porpoise_bc7c9d_7877286.mp4

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino

Fartbox posted:

There are still goths? After all this time?

Been around since about 300AD

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


lol

I see you.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fartbox posted:

There are still goths? After all this time?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


This post made me thirsty.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Benny Harvey posted:

This post made me thirsty.

well yeah
youre looking at anime girls u thirsty bitch

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Dungeon Ecology posted:

well yeah
youre looking at anime girls u thirsty bitch

Did ur read the text on the anime lady's leg?

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Iron Crowned posted:

Every time I eat at IHOP, I get a little diarrhea, not a lot, just a little. I have never gotten diarrhea from hospital food

You can have little a diarrhea, as a treat

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs
One of my best friends is the inspiration for that song. Visigoth even played at his wedding. :black101:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Fartbox posted:

There are still goths? After all this time?

Always have been

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

hell yeah motherfucker

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

didnt know linus was in a band

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Do you get kicked out of the band if you refuse to be in the group photo?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

NonzeroCircle posted:

Been around since about 300AD



Turks wear black?

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Byzantine posted:

Turks wear black?

yes

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Not one of those worked

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