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pre-op bebop posted:Guacamole looks and tastes disgusting. what do you put on your toast then?
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DryGoods posted:what do you put on your toast then? more toast
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i start chanting slowly... "lock her up.... lock her up.... lock her up....." i begin my first bout with diarrhea
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DryGoods posted:what do you put on your toast then? Nothing, I eat it dry, straight from the toaster, like Zuckerberg
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Bearjew posted:more toast me, an intellectual: 
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My dog has decided to celebrate his 13th birthday by sprawling across my leg and snoring loudly, daring me to move and disturb him The price of treats and chewies in celebration is a terrible one indeed
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paranoid randroid posted:me, an intellectual: bread isn’t toast fool
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Plinkey posted:found the roomba, it was stuck under my bed because it ate my phone charger cord yeah they do that. if yo uhave a tripod guitar stand its gonna crawl up that and get stuck too.
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i continue to trump until i throw up all over my jncos...
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pre-op bebop posted:Nothing, I eat it dry, straight from the toaster, like Zuckerberg you can tell that zuckerbot is not a true ai because he can only string together pre-learned sequences, he doesn't understand them, he can just repeat them in the toast sequence, you can see that he knows the final state, a bite in his mouth, and the initial stage in the toaster, but he doesn't know how to go from the toaster directly to his mouth so he runs the known sequence of putting the toast on a plate, and then runs the sequence of picking an item off the plate and bringing it to his mouth just sloppy work really, no better than a markov bot
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Taco Duck posted:Bats rule 
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Taco Duck posted:Bats rule best bug
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tacodaemon posted:1920 maude thinks shes so great but she literally shat and pissed in the street because there was no way to use the bathroom in those bird cage dresses
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i get into bed and i'm already typing "fred durst vore"
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To be honest, I’d be afraid to teach in today’s classroom, though I felt that way before the virus. I’d also be deeply reluctant to send my own children into the petri dish of any school right now. Parents quickly learn that children bring home whatever they catch at school. And, though the very young typically become less ill than adults with this coronavirus, they’re still messy little love bugs whose hugs and kisses aren’t easily denied. Teachers also didn’t sign up for health risks in the way medical people have. But, then, neither did grocery store clerks, warehouse workers or bus drivers. Still, should teachers be expected to join the front lines in this particular war? Admittedly, at no personal risk, I’m inclined to say, you bet.
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DryGoods posted:cumshitter's rage at the women tricyclists of the day still smolders today bicycling is for MEN god dammit!! it was always a good excuse to get you and your buddies out in the countryside and to wear shorts, something unacceptable in public for a gentleman such as myself!
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so jerry falwell went out on his boat and drank and had a trailer park boys themed costume party, and then everyone hosed and thats why hes in trouble? god drat liberty U is lame
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Good Citizen posted:best bug bats aren't bugs!!
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Epic High Five posted:everybody please say happy birthday to my doggo. He's probably 13 but he was a rescue so who knows, probably older than that Ima bit late on this but that dog is too drat good not to lavish attention on. Happy birthday epic high five doggo and i hope you get all the things you want in life, whether trucking and loving or treats, skritches and a comfy place, and that you enjoyed your birthday beans. Ace dog, would pet for hours without hesitation.
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I like when tromp sed he gonna make his big pharma buds mad he dont know who they are, these buds, but they be mad
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another week closer to the Biden Blowout. time is starting to speed up. i'm getting uncontrollably excited. it's almost here
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Epic High Five posted:I've had dogs my whole life and each died young, oftentimes in my arms. My neighbor at my last apartment had a Jack Russell who was spry and active at 21 years old. That's what I pray for with my own. dog strangler
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