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xtal posted:Sports are homophobic
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Cocaine Bear posted:Fair enough. I don't need any fancy stats to know Lindholm sucks. Look at you, YOU CAN'T EVEN PASS
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Pope Hilarius II posted:Simultaneously they are also very homo-erotic. F1 to me is like the Corporate Mech Olympics. The incredible amount of money and technology that companies spend on man and machine to create these seamless, perfect racing hybrids is insanely cool. Too bad I just hate watching it! Too long and too many competitors for TV to be able to make it compelling. The action gets broken up way too much and the camera angles often don't do it justice.
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fartknocker posted:The man on the table is noted cheating quarterback Tom Brady open mouth kissing his son while he was getting a massage. There’s video. It’s also the son from his first marriage who gets knockoff jerseys, while the other kids from his current one get real merchandise. For more information, see the official thread. eww. just eww. Brings new meaning to The Brady Bunch
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jesus WEP posted:Pretty loving dumb take when sports stars have been some of the most prominent lesbian and bi women of the 20th century 90% of sports fans don't watch women's sports unless they're jacking off. Like the U.S. women's soccer team won back to back world cups and people only know about it because the right got mad at Megan Rapinoe.
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uber_stoat posted:juustoleipä (aka bread cheese) rules. so good. i'm a big fan of cheese that you can grill or fry. can't find any fuckin halloumi around here, sucks. I think you mean leipäjuusto (aka bread cheese) Juustoleipä would translate to cheese bread, not bread cheese.
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No opinion on the cheese bread/bread cheese, but that cup of tea looks perfect.
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rodbeard posted:90% of sports fans don't watch women's sports unless they're jacking off. Like the U.S. women's soccer team won back to back world cups and people only know about it because the right got mad at Megan Rapinoe.
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Still on sports chat? I don't mind college and high school sports, but here's why I don't like professional sports, especially American football. It's a funny picture, even. Edit: I can't loving stand commercials anywhere. Billboards, tv, movie theaters, so gently caress me if I'm gonna watch a football game on TV.
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If only there were some way to accomplish this. Sports are homophobic AND homoerotic. Usually the more testosterone and violent driven the sport is, the more gay overtones it has. Football is almost self explanatory what with the hands up a guys rear end every play and boxing often resembles two guys slow dancing with each other but my favorite was always pro wrestling because holy poo poo. Growing up in my mid to late teens, the biggest homophobes I knew would religiously watch these flamboyantly dressed, oiled up, swole muscle men crawling all over each other and getting into very sexually suggestive positions and give me poo poo for liking Prince. And I like sports but I haven't missed them at all during the shutdowns. Funny sports photo:
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central dogma posted:Still on sports chat? I don't mind college and high school sports, but here's why I don't like professional sports, especially American football. It's a funny picture, even. The only way to watch regular season NFL games is the Red Zone channel. Their tag line is “7 hours of commercial free football” and you’ll see every touchdown and big play on a Sunday afternoon. It makes watching prime time and other games a slog by comparison.
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A tennis ball approaches. What do you do? >
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fartknocker posted:The only way to watch regular season NFL games is the Red Zone channel. Their tag line is “7 hours of commercial free football” and you’ll see every touchdown and big play on a Sunday afternoon. It makes watching prime time and other games a slog by comparison. drat, you weren't kidding. I follow football news, but just can't stomach watching it. This might help. https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/ct-nfl-redzone-channel-no-commercials-20170124-story.html Lmao speaking of ads, I can't view that story again without paying 99 cents, but they dont mind blasting me with ads about cleaning my bowels and the centipedes in my vagina. central dogma has a new favorite as of 18:36 on Aug 8, 2020 |
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fartknocker posted:The only way to watch regular season NFL games is the Red Zone channel. Their tag line is “7 hours of commercial free football” and you’ll see every touchdown and big play on a Sunday afternoon. It makes watching prime time and other games a slog by comparison. The main drawback of watching sports as faster, edited versions or using PVR functions to record games and fast-forward through them, is having to do it either late at night or having to avoid spoilers about the outcome. Otherwise it's amazing. The first time we ever got a PVR box from our cable provider was just before one of the Olympics started and it was such a game-changer.
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Zetsubou-san posted:A tennis ball > Light torch
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fartknocker posted:The only way to watch regular season NFL games is the Red Zone channel. Their tag line is “7 hours of commercial free football” and you’ll see every touchdown and big play on a Sunday afternoon. It makes watching prime time and other games a slog by comparison. Seconding this. Especially if you play fantasy football, as you won’t miss any big plays from your pretend football mens.
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Soccer is boring as poo poo but at least those guys run around almost nonstop for 40 minutes without taking a break every 30 seconds. Also the riots are good fun.
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Zetsubou-san posted:A tennis ball > gently caress tennis ball
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BiggerBoat posted:If only there were some way to accomplish this. You neglected to mention all the theatre and pageantry that goes along with wrestling. It's gay as hell and it's great!
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fartknocker posted:The only way to watch regular season NFL games is the Red Zone channel. Their tag line is “7 hours of commercial free football” and you’ll see every touchdown and big play on a Sunday afternoon. It makes watching prime time and other games a slog by comparison. I hate the announcer for Red Zone, but it does rule. Personally I like all the little breaks in football because it gives you plenty of time to get drunk and argue with your friends without worry of missing anything. Sports like hockey and soccer where you have to watch constantly are my favorites, but there is something special about football where it's both exciting and boring that creates a near perfect backdrop for drunken friend moments.
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Cocaine Bear posted:You neglected to mention all the theatre and pageantry that goes along with wrestling. It's gay as hell and it's great! Any activity that causes you to be in close contact with people is gay. Conversely any activity that allows distance is straight.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I hate the announcer for Red Zone, but it does rule. Which one? They have different announcers depending on whether you get Red Zone through cable or satellite. The cable one, Scott Hanson, is awesome, while Andrew Siciliano does it for the satellite Sunday ticket package and while I’ve never heard him on Red Zone, he’s meh at everything else. EDIT: Picture for the picture gods
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central dogma posted:Still on sports chat? I don't mind college and high school sports, but here's why I don't like professional sports, especially American football. It's a funny picture, even. As a Raider's fan, the less I have to see them play, the better
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fartknocker posted:Which one? They have different announcers depending on whether you get Red Zone through cable or satellite. The cable one, Scott Hanson, is awesome, while Andrew Siciliano does it for the satellite Sunday ticket package and while I’ve never heard him on Red Zone, he’s meh at everything else. I get Siciliano. And thank you by the way, I gotta cancel my NFL Sunday ticket this year.
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central dogma posted:Still on sports chat? I don't mind college and high school sports, but here's why I don't like professional sports, especially American football. It's a funny picture, even. this is why I watch UFC. when a fight starts it's all action for 15-25 min with minimal bullshit, and if the card is packed, fights start right after another and it's like 5 hour of fights back to back. I've tried watching football many times and it's excruciating.
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BiggerBoat posted:boxing often resembles two guys slow dancing with each other When I boxed pretty much all of us did ballroom dancing classes to improve our footwork so this isn’t terribly far off.
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oldpainless posted:Any activity that causes you to be in close contact with people is gay. Conversely any activity that allows distance is straight. The straightest sport is motorcycle racing, where twenty-five short but extremely athletic European men dressed in colorful skintight leather spend half an hour humping a gas tank
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fartknocker posted:The only way to watch regular season NFL games is the Red Zone channel. Their tag line is “7 hours of commercial free football” and you’ll see every touchdown and big play on a Sunday afternoon. It makes watching prime time and other games a slog by comparison. This and come shitpost in the GDTs in TFF
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Phy posted:The straightest sport is motorcycle racing, where twenty-five short but extremely athletic European men dressed in colorful skintight leather spend half an hour humping a gas tank And this is the best camera angle in the whole sport:
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Oooo, The Doctor is in!
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Meatgrinder posted:> gently caress tennis ball Buddy...
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Mister Speaker posted:And this is the best camera angle in the whole sport:
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Zetsubou-san posted:A tennis ball > flail racket wildly while grimacing intently* *profuse sweating set as constant
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Lobok posted:The main drawback of watching sports as faster, edited versions or using PVR functions to record games and fast-forward through them, is having to do it either late at night or having to avoid spoilers about the outcome. Otherwise it's amazing. The first time we ever got a PVR box from our cable provider was just before one of the Olympics started and it was such a game-changer. Start watching the recording while the event is still happening. Begin watching [however long] after the show starts, do your fast forwarding while you watch, and finish at about the same time as the event does.
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Stop worrying so much about spoilers, goddamn. "How did that happen?" is a way more interesting question than "how did it end?"
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https://mobile.twitter.com/extrafabulous/status/1292134576513523715
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Woebin posted:Stop worrying so much about spoilers, goddamn. "How did that happen?" is a way more interesting question than "how did it end?" Different strokes, I suppose. If I woke up the next morning and found out we won a big game I'd be less excited watching the game knowing everything worked out in the end, especially if it was close. The highs and lows during a game are much more thrilling when it's all about possibilities. Time seems to slow down during the most pivotal moments. Flyball posted:Start watching the recording while the event is still happening. Begin watching [however long] after the show starts, do your fast forwarding while you watch, and finish at about the same time as the event does. We do that as well sometimes, yeah. Forgot about that. Lobok has a new favorite as of 23:51 on Aug 8, 2020 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:this is why I watch UFC. when a fight starts it's all action for 15-25 min with minimal bullshit, and if the card is packed, fights start right after another and it's like 5 hour of fights back to back. I've tried watching football many times and it's excruciating. yeah but then joe rogan is in your ear giving you commentry and ide rather not be recruited into the alt right. LeafyOrb posted:Sports fans are often the worst type of nerd but unlike with most nerd things society enables them, thus they lack the typical self loathing that keeps nerds in check. what? every part of nerdom is catered to. comic con, marvel movies, video games are also main stream. poo poo the only thing nerds dont get catered to is train lovers but im sure there is a loving train con or expo in each quater of the year somewhere in the us and europe. snergle has a new favorite as of 00:02 on Aug 9, 2020 |
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Hate it when your Tinder date cancels on you and did yourself up for nothing
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