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DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Shear Modulus posted:

trno buys a boat dock and does all his future press briefings there instead of his golf club

trunwup has them bring an aircraft carrier to the boaters he stands on the dock, a helicopter spinning wildly and loudly, just out of sight

reporters shout questions from tiny boats. teubrp yells increasingly deranged things louder and louder. the boater crowd doesn’t like the sound of the reporters questions. they attack the reporters with the poles of giant maga flags

tuslrp grabs kayleighs hand, she pulls him toward the copter and they hide from the carnage, taking off almost immediately

no one asks turnsop a question ever again

DarkEuphoria has issued a correction as of 07:03 on Aug 9, 2020

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

DarkEuphoria posted:


no one asks turnsop a question ever again

honestly would not be surprised if this happened now, actually. he wants rallies, not questions.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



tum sock

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
imagine if you rolled out of bed at 5:30AM and posted “LAW & ORDER” in the trump thread and it got empty quoted 125,000 times

I would not be ashamed to play the hits and post it every single day

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
that’s what they call “the bully pulpit”

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist

Squinky v2.0 posted:

“LAW & ORDER”

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
what are we going to do the day after the election? where do we go from here?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


DryGoods posted:

what are we going to do the day after the election? where do we go from here?

what do i do on september 16th

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Bearjew posted:

tum sock

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

lol no, it was just a memo with language that was like 'strongly encourage' and 'advise' etc. its geuinely nothing
god drat

a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010
if u poop and pee at the same time, ur body takes a screenshot

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

nothin fuckin matters

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

DryGoods posted:

what are we going to do the day after the election? where do we go from here?

probably drugs

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice

Nichael posted:

what do i do on september 16th

start staffing the DC office

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

4 November there's a new sheriff in town, jack

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

DryGoods posted:

what are we going to do the day after the election? where do we go from here?

Keep posting

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Nichael posted:

what do i do on september 16th

Focus on the election

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

I have a bunch of creepy porcelain dolls my awful aunt gave me over the years, I think they're in the attic.

I should do this with them.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

DryGoods posted:

what are we going to do the day after the election? where do we go from here?

The same thing we do every night drygoods

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



pre-op bebop posted:

I have a bunch of creepy porcelain dolls my awful aunt gave me over the years, I think they're in the attic.

I should do this with them.

lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/IAErickson/status/1291814278601768961

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

trump

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/222739756105207808?s=19

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
*kissing each of my cspam poster inspired dolls on the cheek before tucking them into a tiny, personalized bed. then slowly pulling the chain to close the attic door and settling into my rocking chair looking out the attic window to the dead trees below*

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

break me off a piece of that trump

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Guess the bike passed the test?

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1292341110099107840?s=19

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

*kissing each of my cspam poster inspired dolls on the cheek before tucking them into a tiny, personalized bed. then slowly pulling the chain to close the attic door and settling into my rocking chair looking out the attic window to the dead trees below*

cumshitter doll: goodnight, daddy. im the youngest

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

this season of agt is 100% cursed

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


exceeded expectations

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
CSPAM Dolls vs Life-Sized Ben Shapiro Toys

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i thought the article was poorly written when he said he was riding his bike "at his home" but no, he straight up fell and broke his butt while dicking around in his yard

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
from what i understand, evictions are still happening, mostly extralegally, because it's a process in place with actors that understand what to do to execute it, someone comes and does a lock out on a renter's apartment, the cops stand by and oversee everything, the renter leaves with all their poo poo because what are they going to do? call the police? they're already there, helping the eviction team

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

dagous k truomo

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Bearjew posted:

tum sock

tamp dasket

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

please somebody convince me not go downstairs and eat bullshit at 3am

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

mdemone posted:

please somebody convince me not go downstairs and eat bullshit at 3am

like chocolate? i too have been struggling with that so if u find a way please share

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1292354918968369152?s=20

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

CODChimera posted:

like chocolate? i too have been struggling with that so if u find a way please share

I have a half a steak burrito; pepper onions cheese

m

it was so good

edit:
I'm going

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