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zimbomonkey posted:So in a few years will Cowboys day be 8/9 or 9/8? 8-8-1. They’re gonna tie someone else in the NFC East every year because clownball. Samadhi posted:Aaron Rodgers definitely knows how to drain a fleshy tube filled with blood 
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https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1292511896810160129?s=19 Gonna get Replacement Refs again baby aroooo
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I had open heart surgery to replace my bicuspid valve at 33, but it was because it created an aneurysm in my ascending aorta. That's the real "time bomb." You have plenty of warning if your bicuspid valve is failing you. Lots of aortic aneurysms only get discovered after they've exploded—which, if you don't happen to be on a surgical table at the time, is very, very likely fatal. That's what forced Dorenbos into retirement. I met him and we talked heart issues for a while, it was pretty great.
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drat so the refs union is doing better than the players one
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hifi posted:drat so the refs union is doing better than the players one People remember the replacement refs, meanwhile the players are too dependent on their first year game checks to strike
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Spoeank posted:https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1292511896810160129?s=19 I welcome this improvement.
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Spoeank posted:https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1292511896810160129?s=19 Another finger on the monkey paw curls and they bring back retired refs. Whose ready for the triumphant return of such favorites as Jeff Triplette and Ron Winter?
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Re: heart chat. I had 3 heart murmors as a kid that I outgrew. I had to take antibiotics before dental work. I didn't realize it was not normal and indicative of a big deal. Flash forward a few years and my recruiter told me we didn't need to tell anyone about my heart murmurs. So when I get to dental at PI, I answered yes to "have you ever had to take antibiotics before dental work" because yeah, whats the big deal right? That night all sorts of yelling and you are gonna go to jail for lying after we kick you out etc. And I have no idea what's happening or why. I finally realize what happened and I explain (the whole time thinking gently caress my recruiter). I guess everyone realized that I wasn't trying to hide it or whatever and then I got to rot in the medical rejects platoon for 3 weeks until I got EKGs run off base and they made sure that getting hazed wouldnt kill me. The moral of the story - never trust a recruiter.
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fartknocker posted:Another finger on the monkey paw curls and they bring back retired refs. Whose ready for the triumphant return of such favorites as Jeff Triplette and Ron Winter?
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JT Jag posted:God I hope we get another "DEAR ED "GUNS" HOCHULI" thread in the year of our lord 2020 The Expendables, but it’s all NFL officials from the 2000’s that I can still loving name. Guns Hochuli and his son getting into lengthy announcement wars with Gene Steratore! Mike Carey! Walt “Tuck Rule” Coleman! Al Riveron coming back from the league office! Bill “Super Bowl XL” Leavy! Terry McAulay! Actually a few of those guys were pretty good, but still, the NFL is stupid and if enough of the normal officials right now back out, it’ll be stupid as hell. You know somehow the Saints will lose a game because they got the one replacement ref who doesn’t understand some rule (Let’s say... roughing the kicker!) and we’ll never hear the end of it.
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I liked Mike Carey if for nothing else the pure showmanship when calling "holding....DEFENSE!" like it was the plot twist of the century every time.
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Highbrow Slick posted:I liked Mike Carey if for nothing else the pure showmanship when calling "holding....DEFENSE!" like it was the plot twist of the century every time.
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patriots plant doing what he's told https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1292552009057554432?s=20
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Omae wa mou shindeiru https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1292552177991458817?s=19
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shirts and skins posted:Omae wa mou shindeiru lets fuckin go baby lets make it 2015 again like Jordan Reed thinks it still is
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Imagine him catching passes from Josh McCown.
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SKULL.GIF posted:That was only a year ago? Jesus Christ. It's been 6 months and 8 days since KC won the Super Bowl. Feels like ages ago.
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Watching the 49ers/Ravens game from last year on NFLN that was played in a rainstorm. A report from the 49ers sideline: 'These guys soaked their footballs before the game. They wanted people to touch them, they wanted people to throw them, hold them. Just wanted everyone to get a feel for how it's going to be out there.' Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Aug 9, 2020 |
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Grittybeard posted:Watching the 49ers/Ravens game from last year on NFLN that was played in a rainstorm. A report from the 49ers sideline: That really was a great game. Just such a great intensity to it even though it had no real playoff implications whatsoever for either team. And then Tucker carried off the field in the end. It was like football in its purest form and both teams played well.
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I'm permabanned from Twitter so someone tell that douchetruck that that is most definitely NOT when it started. He's late by 9 months
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i told his rear end
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Cavauro posted:i told his rear end Ty cavauro. That's why you have a title belt
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excuse me but his belt says ms paint champion not twitter champion
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We’re already getting fake fans, let’s go fake refs! Better still if they let the public choose the digital replacements, I wanna see Roger Rabbit call a game
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This is a loving hilarious tweet https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1292611383901786113?s=21
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Rap making sure he keeps that sweet sweet access
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Professor Funk posted:This is a loving hilarious tweet That’s an impressive tweet considering he typed it with Roger Goodell’s entire penis and both testicles in his mouth.
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Professor Funk posted:This is a loving hilarious tweet I can't tell if this is sarcasm or idiocy.
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The NFL will likely fall apart too it’ll just take a bit longer. CFB is just being proactive for once.
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Professor Funk posted:This is a loving hilarious tweet I guess technically doing anything at all means you're ahead of the NCAA
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The NCAA cancelled non conference games, just as the CDC suggested
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shirts and skins posted:Absolutely makes sense, amazing how the NCAA and players couldn't agree such that both would still get their payche--ohh, right No he's actually right, everyone who in normal circumstances would be playing college ball on a scholarship should be given the opportunity to sit out the season and collect a $150,000 to $300,000 check and not lose scholarship eligibility for the 2021-2022 school year.
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Skwirl posted:No he's actually right, everyone who in normal circumstances would be playing college ball on a scholarship should be given the opportunity to sit out the season and collect a $150,000 to $300,000 check and not lose scholarship eligibility for the 2021-2022 school year. you mean a cash advance lol
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Missed TE chat, but will always say gently caress Mike Martz
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420_Power_Rangers posted:Missed TE chat, but will always say gently caress Mike Martz Jay Cutler account spotted. Posting again because this is one of my favorite NFL moments.
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The NFL is going to make so much loving money on the Saturday TV deals.
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