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Len posted:The little guys diaper is locked on Turn on my monitor
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we had a 10lb weight tied to a rope that my old pit bull used to carry around. it was awesome and funny until that fucker swung it right into my shin, almost breaking my leg. no more weights after that haha
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Aug 11, 2020 04:25
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One of the funniest things I've ever seen was at a family friend's place on Christmas Eve a few years ago, when their ~3kg Jack Russel Terrier picked up a 2.5kg dumbbell in her mouth, and started walking with it. She became perfectly balanced, with her back legs in the air still moving like she was walking normally, just walking along doing the tiniest handstand.
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Aug 11, 2020 04:28
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Drum solo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdnlptVP2B8
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Aug 11, 2020 04:43
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Football team surprises their deaf teammate by learning their club song in sign language behind her back https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-10/qaflw-team-secretly-learns-to-sign-clubs-song-in-auslan/12541738
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Aug 11, 2020 05:19
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Lodin posted:This is five years old so you've probably all seen it and Jimmy Kimmel mostly sucks, but I still found it extremely blessed. Very nice and all, but the curse is that I am now older than Christopher Lloyd was when he first played Doc Brown. Tragic
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Aug 11, 2020 06:03
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Football team surprises their deaf teammate by learning their club song in sign language behind her back Good teammates.
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Chrpno posted:Very nice and all, but the curse is that I am now older than Christopher Lloyd was when he first played Doc Brown. Tragic
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Aug 11, 2020 09:17
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Baby Steve Buscemi is pissed!
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Aug 11, 2020 10:06
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Actually cursed since they obviously haven't played Daggerfall and that would have been way funnier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18CGW9P5Y9M Anyway, here's some Kerbal since that's always cozy to watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8hQk5wcesU
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Lodin posted:Anyway, here's some Kerbal since that's always cozy to watch. those propellers holy shiiitttt
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Aug 11, 2020 14:12
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After Discovering a 120-Year-Old Time Capsule, Photographer Develops Two Cyanotypes of Cats 
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Aug 11, 2020 16:40
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mind the walrus posted:Good teammates. I also thought it got bonus blessings in the article for the team captain asking "Why do we only have interpreters for disasters?" She's got a point; seems like here in the US you only see ASL interpreters for "poo poo is hosed" press conferences, not "woo, we're celebrating something good!"
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Aug 11, 2020 16:42
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This is #Blursed because poo poo like this helped form the better practices of archaeology and stop, you know, using mummies as fuel for trains
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Aug 11, 2020 16:59
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That's cultural appropriation.
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Everyone knows that the best use for mummies is mellified man.
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McGavin posted:Everyone knows that the best use for mummies is mellified man. 
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Aug 11, 2020 17:15
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That's one yummy mummy!
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ekuNNN posted:After Discovering a 120-Year-Old Time Capsule, Photographer Develops Two Cyanotypes of Cats Follow-up headline: "After Discovering a 120-Year-Old Time Capsule And Developing A Cyanotype, Photographer's House Is Haunted By Two Cat Spirits"
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Like wtf is up with people using mummies for poo poo other than being dead peoplequote:Mummies were a common ingredient in the Middle Ages until at least the eighteenth century, and not only as medicine but as fertilizers and even as paint. The use of corpses and body parts as medicine goes far back—in the Roman Empire the blood of dead Gladiators was used as treatment for epilepsy.[16] how many loving mummies were there laying around to facilitate this? Someone earlier said they were used as fuel for trains...gotta be millions of mummies. e, oh poo poo there were 
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LifeSunDeath posted:Like wtf is up with people using mummies for poo poo other than being dead people I'll be damned. Welp, now that I know how accessible this is, time to go change my will...
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LifeSunDeath posted:Like wtf is up with people using mummies for poo poo other than being dead people I had absolutely no idea there were so many mummies. That's wild.
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TheAardvark posted:I had absolutely no idea there were so many mummies. That's wild. our mental picture of mummies were VIPs buried in golden sarcophogai and giant pyramids, but at some times in ancient egypt mummification was a default mode of burial and if you were joe wheatfarmer when you died you'd still get a (much shittier) mummification and chucked in a pile along with the rest of the common folk. they also mummified a shitload of animals for the same reason, including tons of cats
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Seems like it'd be comparatively easy to make a mummy in the desert too
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Yeah bud lemme tell you the space heaters and dehumidifier are NOT doing the trick right now.
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I wanna see what the rest of the day looks like for these people who consume ungodly amounts of food and booze in one sitting
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Butterfly Valley posted:I wanna see what the rest of the day looks like for these people who consume ungodly amounts of food and booze in one sitting you've never been to a day time cookout and eaten your weight in bbq and drunk fuckteen beers? A nap. It looks like a nap.
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Memento posted:you've never been to a day time cookout and eaten your weight in bbq and drunk fuckteen beers? By all means get shitfaced, eat a ton, and knock out. Just try not to do all 3 at once.
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mind the walrus posted:This is the blessed thread so I won't go too far into it, but be very careful about getting drunk and falling asleep eating food in a cookout. I saw things happen firsthand to one guy and the words "waking nightmare" don't even begin to describe it. 
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Ever seen a perfectly healthy adult man pass out with food in his throat, suffocate his brain until he's a conscious vegetable, and watch his body slowly turn into a contracted fetus akin to Voldemort at the end of the last Harry Potter movie with feeding tubes, catheters, and colostomies, completely unable to do anything but turn his eyes and sweat profusely? Unable to die but completely unable to live? Chew your drat food, swallow it, and don't get so shitfaced that you would forget before taking a nap.
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mind the walrus posted:Ever seen a perfectly healthy adult man pass out with food in his throat, suffocate his brain until he's a conscious vegetable, and watch his body slowly turn into a contracted fetus akin to Voldemort at the end of the last Harry Potter movie with feeding tubes, catheters, and colostomies, completely unable to do anything but turn his eyes and sweat profusely? Unable to die but completely unable to live? Jesus, I assumed you were talking about someone defiling his food or something but then it went all  . I've been pretty poo poo faced and passed out in a chair before, but this dude literally killed his brain through drinking and eating at the same time? gently caress.
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Yeah everyone thought he was just napping until it was way too late. Chew your drat food. Tax because this is the blessed thread have an old dog with a winning smile: 
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This is my fault. You told me it was horrible and I thought I was ready for it. I am sorry. As a tax here is a pic of my dog that reminds me of Kramer. 
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Yup, here's some tax to make it all better. Pretty sure I stole this out out this thread awhile back, but if you haven't seen this, it brings me peace.
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