[Hot Takes] Empathy is an emotion experienced by women and sodomy enthusiasts

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Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Orange Devil posted:

Marg bar the government of Amrika.

I want to open a bar and restaurant in the Los Angeles area simply called Marg Bar

# ? Aug 10, 2020 16:42

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# ? May 27, 2024 13:04

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Pleasant Friend posted:

I am becoming quite convinced that Trump, Biden, and the upper political machine that operates both parties want to lose.

They're both trying to throw the presidency for some reason, without tipping their hand and making it explicit to the general public, who would object to the major parties perverting the election in this way (And I assume they don't want to lose the House or Senate, just the top spot, which explains why they don't want to lose too badly).

Like, for example look at that interview Trump just gave. It was a terrible interview, but why on earth would he agree to it in the first place? Why wouldn't any of his handlers promptly excuse him as soon as he shat himself on camera? Who is giving Trump these giant novelty graphs? Trump isn't printing these himself.

While the Dems are working their hardest to make Biden as invisible as possible while doing the bare minimum to claim they are actually running a campaign.

you can't really use the expression "shat himself on camera" merely rhetorically anymore when it comes to the presidential election

which kinda points to that maybe Trump and Biden are the candidates because those guys really are the intellectual leadership of the political class

# ? Aug 10, 2020 16:49

Orange Devil: Oct 1, 2010; Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Spergin Morlock posted:

I want to open a bar and restaurant in the Los Angeles area simply called Marg Bar

I hear the bar and restaurant business is booming right now.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 19:37

Warmachine: Jan 30, 2012

Orange Devil posted:

I hear the bar and restaurant business is booming right now.

Something is booming alright, but I'm pretty sure it isn't the business.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 03:28

Pirate Radar: Apr 18, 2008; You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Spergin Morlock posted:

I want to open a bar and restaurant in the Los Angeles area simply called Marg Bar

MargBaritaville

# ? Aug 11, 2020 04:28

Pomeroy: Apr 20, 2020

https://twitter.com/JustinKahm/status/1290373162283171842

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 04:46

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 04:48

Giga Gaia: May 2, 2006; 360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Pomeroy posted:

https://imgflip.com/i/4b2fgw

# ? Aug 11, 2020 04:52

Pomeroy: Apr 20, 2020

Algund Eenboom posted:

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apparently he didn't have room for British, French, German, and Canadian flags

# ? Aug 11, 2020 05:11

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lmao.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 06:15

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

what if it was Manxism and it was just for the fellas

# ? Aug 11, 2020 06:51

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Warmachine posted:

Something is booming alright, but I'm pretty sure it isn't the business.

Implosions can make booms, right?

# ? Aug 11, 2020 07:15

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

Algund Eenboom posted:

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 07:17

Pomeroy: Apr 20, 2020

[announcer voice/]He upholds the Syrian Arab Republic, and Erdogan. He upholds the People's Republic of China, the DPRK, and the Imperial Japanese Army. He is... the most confused man in the world.[/]

Pomeroy has issued a correction as of 07:28 on Aug 11, 2020

# ? Aug 11, 2020 07:24

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

gradenko_2000 posted:

what if it was Manxism and it was just for the fellas

That sounds like it's more for the tailless cats

# ? Aug 11, 2020 07:51

Tulip: Jun 3, 2008; yeah thats pretty good

https://mobile.twitter.com/KaiTave/status/1292778937731305475

I dunno something just makes me chuckle about D&D as a critical part of "European heritage."

# ? Aug 11, 2020 13:02

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

quote:

�Listening to experts to set policy is an elitist approach and I�m very fearful of an elitist approach,� he said. �I�m also fearful that it leads to totalitarianism, especially when you say, �Well. We�re doing it for the public good.��

https://www.boisestatepublicradio.org/post/idaho-lawmaker-listening-experts-elitist-approach-coronavirus-restrictions#stream/0

# ? Aug 11, 2020 16:28

Pomeroy: Apr 20, 2020

Algund Eenboom posted:

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The hits keep coming: https://twitter.com/JustinKahm/status/1293173225552334850?s=09

# ? Aug 11, 2020 20:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Here's a fact: Nobody but terminally politicsbrained weirdos call prosecutors "cops" regardless of whatever their dumb campaign promotional materials say. "Cop" is a slang term for a police officer. Prosecutors are lawyers, not police officers.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 23:26

Orange DeviI: Nov 9, 2011; by Hand Knit

Milo and POTUS posted:

Here's a fact: Nobody but terminally politicsbrained weirdos call prosecutors "cops" regardless of whatever their dumb campaign promotional materials say. "Cop" is a slang term for a police officer. Prosecutors are lawyers, not police officers.

if you really think this you don't know what a US prosecutor's job entails

they hook up with cops, advise cops, work with cops, keep their job by the grace of cops, and schmooze with cops

they're cops

# ? Aug 11, 2020 23:33

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

Here's a fact: Nobody but terminally politicsbrained weirdos call prosecutors "cops" regardless of whatever their dumb campaign promotional materials say. "Cop" is a slang term for a police officer. Prosecutors are lawyers, not police officers.

When a guy sits down at a table with ten nazis, what do you say to describe the table?

# ? Aug 11, 2020 23:38

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Antifa Turkeesian posted:

When a guy sits down at a table with ten nazis, what do you say to describe the table?

It's crowded! :v:

# ? Aug 11, 2020 23:44

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Milo and POTUS posted:

Here's a fact: Nobody but terminally politicsbrained weirdos call prosecutors "cops" regardless of whatever their dumb campaign promotional materials say. "Cop" is a slang term for a police officer. Prosecutors are lawyers, not police officers.

wrongo

# ? Aug 11, 2020 23:49

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

Milo and POTUS posted:

Here's a fact: Nobody but terminally politicsbrained weirdos call prosecutors "cops" regardless of whatever their dumb campaign promotional materials say. "Cop" is a slang term for a police officer. Prosecutors are lawyers, not police officers.

wrong

# ? Aug 12, 2020 00:01

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

Here's a fact: Nobody but terminally politicsbrained weirdos call prosecutors "cops" regardless of whatever their dumb campaign promotional materials say. "Cop" is a slang term for a police officer. Prosecutors are lawyers, not police officers.

I agree with your assertion that Kamala Harris is a self described politicsbrained weirdo thank you

# ? Aug 12, 2020 00:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hey, I just deliver the hot takes. Don't shoot the messenger

# ? Aug 12, 2020 00:24

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Milo and POTUS posted:

Here's a fact: Nobody but terminally politicsbrained weirdos call prosecutors "cops" regardless of whatever their dumb campaign promotional materials say. "Cop" is a slang term for a police officer. Prosecutors are lawyers, not police officers.

�Top cop� is slang for �attorney general�.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 02:43

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

She's not just a cop, she's a GENERAL of cops

# ? Aug 12, 2020 02:48

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/EricDSnider/sta...ingawful.com%2F

# ? Aug 12, 2020 11:18

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

Milo and POTUS posted:

Here's a fact: Nobody but terminally politicsbrained weirdos call prosecutors "cops" regardless of whatever their dumb campaign promotional materials say. "Cop" is a slang term for a police officer. Prosecutors are lawyers, not police officers.¹

^[1] Intro voiceover to Law & Order: Special Posters Unit

# ? Aug 12, 2020 12:54

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/EricDSnider/sta...ingawful.com%2F

https://twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/125437560418865152

# ? Aug 12, 2020 14:04

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/EricDSnider/sta...ingawful.com%2F

I think that hitler originally came to power because liberals did exactly this.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:14

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde