[Epstein] Hello madda / Hello fadda / Gotta syndrome / Called Havana!

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StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

https://mobile.twitter.com/bridgietherease/status/1274068221788733440

# ? Aug 12, 2020 01:20

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 23:29

comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uEGmRgBHvQ

# ? Aug 12, 2020 01:31

nut: Jul 30, 2019

dersh def the type of guy who throws the trash at you and says you gotta throw it out cuz u touched it last

# ? Aug 12, 2020 04:07

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/vrijomslachtig/status/1292309573219614720

poo poo, we found agronox

# ? Aug 12, 2020 09:21

Demiurge4: Aug 10, 2011

https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/1293249081549238275?s=20

# ? Aug 12, 2020 10:45

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Demiurge4 posted:

https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/1293249081549238275?s=20

nyt headline prediction: maxwell triple backflipped into breaking her own spine

# ? Aug 12, 2020 10:59

Jarf: Jun 25, 2006; PLATINUM

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

nyt headline prediction: maxwell triple backflipped into breaking her own spine

lmao

"Maxwell trips neck first onto shiv whilst entering gen pop"

# ? Aug 12, 2020 13:07

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

ah the vaunted lives of our elite

quote:

Giuffre revealed the Clooney connection in a manuscript for her book, recalling that during the time she spent with the pair, Maxwell �loved to brag about her rendezvous with various lovers�.

�Once she came back giddy as a schoolgirl with an explosion of news, with all the buildup and excitement in her voice you�d think she was the next crown princess,� Giuffre wrote.

�But she had given George Cooney a b*****b in the bathroom at some random event.

�She never let that one down.�

# ? Aug 12, 2020 13:09

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

mdemone posted:

hot take: she's already dead, this has all been a sham, they'll "move her to gen pop" and then announce she's been killed

she is going to escape :madmax:

# ? Aug 12, 2020 13:41

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Victory Position posted:

she is going to escape this mortal coil

# ? Aug 12, 2020 13:55

DrManiac: Feb 29, 2012

just thought about that time Borat accidentally found a child sex ring is Las Vegas and the fbi refused to do anything about it.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:18

punished milkman: Dec 5, 2018; would have won

i can�t remember if this was mentioned or not in the thread, but i�m still laughing about the kamala harris 3000 year old satanic police force story that was mentioned in like a single news article and then promptly forgotten. really normal stuff

edit yes i see it�s on this page

punished milkman has issued a correction as of 17:36 on Aug 12, 2020

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:42

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Shageletic posted:

ah the vaunted lives of our elite

out of curiosity has anyone asked george clooney about this directly while a camera is pointed at him? lol

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:23

Harry Potter on Ice: Nov 4, 2006; IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

punished milkman posted:

i can�t remember if this was mentioned or not in the thread, but i�m still laughing about the kamala harris 3000 year old satanic police force story that was mentioned in like a single news article and then promptly forgotten. really normal stuff

???

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:28

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

Demiurge4 posted:

https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/1293249081549238275?s=20

now placed on "suicide don't watch"

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:32

punished milkman: Dec 5, 2018; would have won

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

???

Lol

https://www.businessinsider.com/kamala-harris-aide-accused-of-running-an-occult-police-force-2015-5?amp

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:35

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

???

Trabisnikof posted:

The case against three people accused of operating the bogus Masonic Fraternal Police Department � a supposedly ancient force that claimed to work in 33 states and Mexico � partly collapsed on Monday when the charges against one defendant were dismissed and the organization�s so-called chief suddenly died.

Hours after he appeared in a San Fernando courtroom, David Inkk Henry, the 47-year-old �grandmaster,� died of a pulmonary embolism at Henry Mayo Newhall Memorial Hospital, attorney Gary Casselman said.

Earlier in the day, L. A. County Superior Court Judge Hayden Zacky had granted a motion to dismiss the charges against Brandon Kiel, a former community affairs staffer with the California Department of Justice whom authorities said had impersonated a police officer and misused his government-issued ID.

The developments drastically altered a case that grabbed headlines when Henry, Kiel, and Tonette Hayes were arrested last spring � and left Casselman wondering why the charges had been brought to begin with.

Police �could have told Mr. Henry and Ms. Hayes and Mr. Kiel, �Listen, this is not a good idea. Someone might think you are impersonating a police officer,�� Casselman said. �I think [police] are jealous of anyone who might be perceived as an interloper or, pardon the expression, a competitor.�

Much of the notoriety derived from Kiel�s role within Atty. Gen. Kamala D. Harris� administration, as well as the bogus police force�s eccentric online presence, including a website in which its members claimed to descend from the Knights Templar. Social media accounts associated with Henry also referred to secret societies such as the Freemasons and Illuminati, adding to the intrigue.

Los Angeles County sheriff�s officials said the trio walked into the Santa Clarita station last year � two of them wearing police uniforms � to announce their organization was setting up shop in the area.

�It just raised my suspicion level,� sheriff�s Capt. Roosevelt Johnson said at the time.

The department launched an investigation and learned the group had sent letters to area law enforcement, including police departments in Torrance and Santa Monica.

Investigators staged an undercover operation last April in which they recorded the group�s meeting with Santa Monica police Chief Jacqueline Seabrooks. A sheriff�s detective posed as Seabrooks� assistant, according to testimony at a preliminary hearing.

Det. Amalia Hernandez testified that during the meeting, Kiel did much of the talking and said the group would not handle 911 emergency calls, only matters internal to the Masonic groups. Kiel also said the state Department of Justice was well aware and supportive of the Masonic Fraternal Police Department, according to Hernandez�s testimony.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 17:15

punished milkman: Dec 5, 2018; would have won

love too be assassinated by the cia when i gently caress up and accidentally bring attention to the secret satanic police force

# ? Aug 12, 2020 17:34

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Trabisnikof posted:

The department launched an investigation and learned the group had sent letters to area law enforcement, including police departments in Torrance and Santa Monica.

Investigators staged an undercover operationlast April in which they recorded the group’s meeting with Santa Monica police Chief Jacqueline Seabrooks. A sheriff’s detective posed as Seabrooks’ assistant, according to testimony at a preliminary hearing.

Det. Amalia Hernandez testified that during the meeting, Kiel did much of the talking and said the group would not handle 911 emergency calls, only matters internal to the Masonic groups. Kiel also said the state Department of Justice was well aware and supportive of the Masonic Fraternal Police Department, according to Hernandez’s testimony.

Real top notch detective work there lol

# ? Aug 12, 2020 18:27

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Propaganda 2020

# ? Aug 12, 2020 18:32

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

comedyblissoption posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uEGmRgBHvQ

they're all freaks. every single one.
https://twitter.com/bornferal/status/1293598795792433152?s=20

# ? Aug 12, 2020 18:35

punished milkman: Dec 5, 2018; would have won

uber_stoat posted:

they're all freaks. every single one.
https://twitter.com/bornferal/status/1293598795792433152?s=20

dear loving god who were the poor souls that were solicited/forced to jack off this wretched dying husk of a man

# ? Aug 12, 2020 18:42

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

punished milkman posted:

dear loving god who were the poor souls that were solicited/forced to jack off this wretched dying husk of a man

I don't know but I gotta real thousand-yard stare after reading that

# ? Aug 12, 2020 19:10

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

still waiting for the montage set to layla to wrap things up

# ? Aug 12, 2020 20:17

Feral Integral: Jun 6, 2006; YOSPOS

punished milkman posted:

dear loving god who were the poor souls that were solicited/forced to jack off this wretched dying husk of a man

its not so bad they endeavor to completely remove the souls first

# ? Aug 12, 2020 22:30

Wrex Ruckus: Aug 24, 2015

StashAugustine posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/bridgietherease/status/1274068221788733440

punished milkman posted:

Lol

https://www.businessinsider.com/kamala-harris-aide-accused-of-running-an-occult-police-force-2015-5?amp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1tyybVuSBU

# ? Aug 12, 2020 22:44

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

punished milkman posted:

dear loving god who were the poor souls that were solicited/forced to jack off this wretched dying husk of a man

mdemone posted:

I don't know but I gotta real thousand-yard stare after reading that

I believe Sumner Redstone was the inspiration for the Mason Verger character in Hannibal, and the late Mr. Christian from 8mm.

On the CDAN site, he was rumored to be responsible for Dan Schneider's rise, as well as Tom Cruise's downward spiral in 2010, as well as a potential future dead drop here:
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2020/08/blind-item-3_12.html

# ? Aug 13, 2020 00:06

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

DrManiac posted:

just thought about that time Borat accidentally found a child sex ring is Las Vegas and the fbi refused to do anything about it.

my sincere hope is that the facilitator was going along with it and then immediately called the FBI, just like Borat did

# ? Aug 13, 2020 00:49

Professorjuggalo: Oct 22, 2019; by Cyrano4747

they never did air that video did they? I�ve always wondered if it was the mandalay

# ? Aug 13, 2020 00:52

nut: Jul 30, 2019

i don't think he was playing borat at the time but it's funnier

# ? Aug 13, 2020 01:51

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

punished milkman posted:

dear loving god who were the poor souls that were solicited/forced to jack off this wretched dying husk of a man

Hell this is kind of impressive

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottTammel/status/1293599937469415424

# ? Aug 13, 2020 01:57

Banana Man: Oct 2, 2015; mm time 2 gargle piss and shit

jesus christ

# ? Aug 13, 2020 02:59

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

some say quite possibly the horniest man to have ever done it

# ? Aug 13, 2020 03:08

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Shageletic posted:

Hell this is kind of impressive

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottTammel/status/1293599937469415424

my mental picture goes straight to the granddad in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

# ? Aug 13, 2020 03:10

Stunt_enby: Feb 6, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSVXRSc050A

# ? Aug 13, 2020 03:28

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Stunt_enby posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSVXRSc050A

i swear the last 10 seconds is a forgotten Trent Reznor track, and hell, I'd buy it

# ? Aug 13, 2020 03:35

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

https://twitter.com/jonbernhardt/status/1292573408165875712

starting up a new corkboard for "was the fort hood shooting a false flag"

# ? Aug 13, 2020 03:48

human garbage bag: Jan 8, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

i think they should start taking attendance at fort hood

# ? Aug 13, 2020 04:01

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

grand munster aquino died and poo poo went haywire

# ? Aug 13, 2020 04:06

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 23:29

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Shageletic posted:

Hell this is kind of impressive

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottTammel/status/1293599937469415424

# ? Aug 13, 2020 05:04

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