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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Intruder posted:

If the Pats get back to the Superbowl and they face the Buccs, who does TFF root for?

Coming 2021: the covid-meteor.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Intruder posted:

If the Pats get back to the Superbowl and they face the Buccs, who does TFF root for?

Al-Qaeda.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Intruder posted:

If the Pats get back to the Superbowl and they face the Buccs, who does TFF root for?

Bucs, easy.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
https://www.nfl.com/news/jerry-jones-cowboys-planning-for-fans-to-attend-home-games

Jerry Jones is still insisting that there will be fans in the stands for Cowboys home games.

I applaud this move. Cowboys fans deserve nothing less.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Intruder posted:

If the Pats get back to the Superbowl and they face the Buccs, who does TFF root for?

The sweet release of death

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

SHOAH NUFF posted:

He’s really unfunny regardless

So you say he's bad at what he hopes to be good at, allowing my Justin Herbert comparison to spring back to mind

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Damnit

https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1293637946608889858

His book introduced me to the Mean Joe Greene screwdriver anecdote :(

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Best part of Hard Knocks ep 1 was the end credits.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Intruder posted:

If the Pats get back to the Superbowl and they face the Buccs, who does TFF root for?

I would love to see Cam with a NE ring, Tom doesn't need loving seven

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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GonadTheBallbarian posted:

I would love to see Cam with a NE ring, Tom doesn't need loving seven

Consequently if Tampa Bay wins and go undefeated in multiple Super Bowls, the Ravens are no longer special according to Kawalimus.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Ravens were never special.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Jerruh using the roni to avoid paying Dak

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







GonadTheBallbarian posted:

I would love to see Cam with a NE ring, Tom doesn't need loving seven

This would be bad, actually.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Kalli posted:

Damnit

https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1293637946608889858

His book introduced me to the Mean Joe Greene screwdriver anecdote :(

Dude was almost 80 and died because of a motorcycle crash, that's pretty wild.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!



as a niners fan and wvu alum i like this, even if he's not great he seems like the kind of guy shanahan can use effectively if sparingly

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FizFashizzle posted:

This would be bad, actually.
Only because that would mean the Patriots would have the most Super Bowl championships

It's a lose-lose situation at the end of the day

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Catfish Noodlin posted:

Dude was almost 80 and died because of a motorcycle crash, that's pretty wild.

He put out a great book of anecdotes from himself / players about his career and basically every story is: He loved to get into people's faces and scream at them and loved it when they screamed back, and do alpha poo poo with his boys.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
It's a very curious question - what would be maximum schadenfreude, the Patriot's immediate failure, or Tom Brady's?

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Feb 3, 2009

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Rectal Placenta posted:

It's a very curious question - what would be maximum schadenfreude, the Patriot's immediate failure, or Tom Brady's?

Brady wins 7 games and suffers a minor hand injury going into week 10 or so. He loses his job to the backup, TB is in a must-win to take the division, Brady comes back for the 2nd half and shits the bed. TB falls to 6 seed, is on the road at, I dunno, Philly and loses a bad game where he looks over the hill.

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Nov 27, 2007

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Rectal Placenta posted:

It's a very curious question - what would be maximum schadenfreude, the Patriot's immediate failure, or Tom Brady's?

People expect the Pats to suck this year.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Silly Burrito posted:

People expect the Pats to suck this year.

Yeah, I was just theorycrafting but the Pats making the SB over the Ravens or Chiefs would require something very weird to happen

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Catfish Noodlin posted:

Dude was almost 80 and died because of a motorcycle crash, that's pretty wild.

My take-away is 80 year-olds shouldn't drive motorcycles

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
They shouldn't drive cars either

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Rectal Placenta posted:

It's a very curious question - what would be maximum schadenfreude, the Patriot's immediate failure, or Tom Brady's?

Porque no los dos?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Watching the Patriots bandwagon fanbase slowly (quickly) fall apart when they come back to earth will be really funny.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/GManzano24/status/1293634902424920064?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

sharknado slashfic posted:

Watching the Patriots bandwagon fanbase slowly (quickly) fall apart when they come back to earth will be really funny.

I really wish a Bradyless Patriots season was happening when everything else about Football would be basically normal.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Would this show be interesting if I didn't really give a poo poo about the chargers and basically had no preconceived notions about the players?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

He put out a great book of anecdotes from himself / players about his career and basically every story is: He loved to get into people's faces and scream at them and loved it when they screamed back, and do alpha poo poo with his boys.

Seconding his book, The View from the O-Line. It’s has interviews with like two dozen linemen from various eras and is a great read for a bunch of reasons.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Skwirl posted:

Would this show be interesting if I didn't really give a poo poo about the chargers and basically had no preconceived notions about the players?

I don't give a poo poo about the Chargers but through one episode I'm firmly convinced that I wanna be Anthony Lynn's friend.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:

I don't give a poo poo about the Chargers but through one episode I'm firmly convinced that I wanna be Anthony Lynn's friend.

I want to go to a cookout at his house

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

a neat cape posted:

I want to go to a cookout at his house

I want to go to an Anthony Lynn cookout at Sean McVay's house

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Covid has officially been defeated. Mission Accomplished.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1293660553412579328?s=20

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Spoeank posted:

I want to go to an Anthony Lynn cookout at Sean McVay's house

I haven’t watched Hard Knocks, is is better or worse than Kliff Kingsbury’s porn set house from the draft?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Skwirl posted:

Would this show be interesting if I didn't really give a poo poo about the chargers and basically had no preconceived notions about the players?

I haven't watched Hark Knocks in like five years and didn't even really enjoy it when it was my own team. That said with covid it has been must-watch TV so far. Feels like a documentary about the pandemic and way more important than just a training camp.


Also Anthony Lynn is like your friend's dad in the neighborhood who cooks ribs and everybody shows up and has a great time.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

The second best part, behind the end credits, is the players being babies about getting tested.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1293692400024641537?s=19

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Poor Ross stands out as hard luck on the loving bengals, which is a high bar. Poor guy.



Obviously he should take as much time as he needs and then some. You hope for a good outcome. Poor guy really needed this season to ball out for a second contract. Hopefully he gets a few games to show off. I doubt The Bengals spend the money on him but it'd be nice for him to get paid.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Nice little move by the Cowboys, wonder what the deal looks like

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1293713292247142400?s=20

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Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo
I haven't watched much Hard Knocks over the years, my primary memories of it are the Rex Ryan "let's eat a goddamn snack" speech that I think I've only seen in clip form, and the episode of the Texans season where Brian Cushing puked his guts out which I saw while high as poo poo in a colorado hotel room

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