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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007



Trump no!!!

e: history's worst snype

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
prescient trump is ofc the god emperor but who in the books is qanon

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
The idiots that believe in him zealously despite all evidence so... the Fedaykin

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica

SniperWoreConverse posted:

prescient trump is ofc the god emperor but who in the books is qanon

The Bene Teleilax who believe in some sort of insane but ineffable prophecy that is the direct will of Leto despite him never even bothering to mention them except when he needs a replacement ghola

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Shageletic posted:



Trump no!!!

e: history's worst snype

*hushed voice* He gives water to the dead....

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I think we all know who Trump is.


The last thing Putin said to him was "I want you to SQUEEZE!"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TK-42-1 posted:

*hushed voice* He gives water to the dead....

Lmao

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

TK-42-1 posted:

*hushed voice* He gives water to the dead....

He is wasteful of the tribe's water.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Let the tribe take his water.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

I know the Fremen don't attach sentiment to a body's water but you'd think in certain cases they might make an exception. :pisstape:

Do you think they harvested the Baron's water?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



If the Fremen care so much about water, maybe they should have thought twice before settling and remaining on a goddamn desert planet. It's like settling in Death Valley and then complaining about the weather.

Some dumbass chud Fremen will probably challenge me to a duel for posting this.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

There’s tons of water on Arakis

The freemen took it all for reasons

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



euphronius posted:

There’s tons of water on Arakis

The freemen took it all for reasons

Oh OK I guess that makes it alright then

Everyone here is too afraid of the Fremen to speak out, but I'm going to say it anyway, they're regressive chuds, if not outright fascists, and I don't care if it's their traditional culture or whatever. That's not an excuse.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Phlegmish posted:

Oh OK I guess that makes it alright then

Everyone here is too afraid of the Fremen to speak out, but I'm going to say it anyway, they're regressive chuds, if not outright fascists, and I don't care if it's their traditional culture or whatever. That's not an excuse.

I think you're confusing the sardaukar with the fremen, hth

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

That was kind of Pauls whole point in the first book

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The jihad would be bad

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I may be missing :thejoke: but the Fremen's whole backstory is they were forcibly relocated to Arrakis

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I may be missing :thejoke: but the Fremen's whole backstory is they were forcibly relocated to Arrakis

They were too dangerous to be anywhere else

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
As a fremen of the very dry land I can clearly ignore your maritime admiralty law


I do not consent to joinder with your prescience

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I am a Fremen but of the degenerated, decadent, bourgeois type

I take a shower at least once every five years

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

I know names arent Franks forte but he's got some real stinkers in Heretics. Shwangyu, Tylwyth Waff

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

Oh OK I guess that makes it alright then

Everyone here is too afraid of the Fremen to speak out, but I'm going to say it anyway, they're regressive chuds, if not outright fascists, and I don't care if it's their traditional culture or whatever. That's not an excuse.

Ben Sardauker over here

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Ingmar terdman posted:

I know names arent Franks forte but he's got some real stinkers in Heretics. Shwangyu, Tylwyth Waff

I think usually it's Tylwyth Teg ("the fair folk" which I always assumed referred to the Tleilaxu's diminished size and "elfin" features) but Frank decided to make those two different people. :shrug:


e.vvv Yeah, true that.

phasmid fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Aug 14, 2020

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
Frank had nothing on George Lucas when it comes to awful names.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

FBS posted:

I know the Fremen don't attach sentiment to a body's water but you'd think in certain cases they might make an exception. :pisstape:

Do you think they harvested the Baron's water?

I’m now imagining Paul sending a literjon of Baron Water to every sietch on Arrakis, like body parts of dismembered traitors were sent around the country in the Middle Ages.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
lol it would be pretty funny if they deathstilled all the dead harkonnens after the battle

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
Pictured: Fremen


https://twitter.com/PhysicsAndAstr1/status/1292581661436194816?s=20

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Thumpin woodcocks

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Thumpin' woodprotuberances

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Someone redub it with Weapon of Choice as the soundtrack, TIA

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



trailer

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



when

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

21st right

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Heretics update: picturing all the BG saying 'whores' Devito style

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
“The Gang Breaks the Landsraad”

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

whydirt posted:

“The Gang Breaks the Landsraad”

Duncan on the no-ship from the long-lost epilogue of Chapterhouse:


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




lmao

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
“This box will determine whether you are human or donkey-brained.”

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Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Prescience is a Liar Sometimes

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