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WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

I think that just counts as a standard case of attention-whoring.

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Robert Facepalmer: Jan 10, 2019

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDzP22kl-eP/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again

I think I kinda know what he was trying to do. Maybe?...

# ? Aug 13, 2020 20:23

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

It might have worked if the rope didn't snap.

# ? Aug 13, 2020 20:34

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qf0q3yg59I1r0uzl6.mp4

# ? Aug 13, 2020 21:01

MF_James: May 8, 2008; I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

pretty sure he shattered his ankle on that landing.

# ? Aug 13, 2020 21:01

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

WarpedNaba posted:

I think that just counts as a standard case of attention-whoring.

I thought he was also cataloging and testing different remedies on the various stings, since they're all unique and there's not a lot of data points on it.

# ? Aug 13, 2020 21:18

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

nope hes just straight up getting stung and trying his best to explain neurons and cell damage as he goes pale

# ? Aug 13, 2020 21:37

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

luxury handset posted:

this reminds me of a few years ago when a little boy was caught by a gator and drowned at the florida disney park

internet assholes wanted to lay all sorts of blame on the boy's parents, using the common sense declaration that "everyone knows there's gators in the water in florida, i wouldn't let my kid anywhere near it" and "there was a no swimming sign, what more do you want?"

the fact that disney created a hazard by building a resort next to a florida lake, trucking in sand to create an artificial beach, not warning guests of the hazards and then straight up inviting families with small children to the artificial beach with no barrier access to gator lake - it was not very popular to point out that disney was massively liable for creating a hazard. all under the context of documented proof that disney was aware of the presence of gators in the lake, had protocols for removing the gators from the resort area, there was video of guests attracting gators by feeding them, and then not putting up gator specific warnings or cautions or trying to prevent guests from interacting with gators because apparently gators don't exist at the happiest place on earth. disney is VERY lucky the parents of the killed toddler chose not to press charges

you can even see the difference before and after the event on google street view of the beach, where before there's a nice sandy stretch dipping right into the water with a tiny little sign that says "no swimming" not "no wading" or "stay out of the water there are gators". afterwards the entire water access is blocked off by tons of rocks and a big fence with specific hazard warnings

given how tough it is to get eaten by a gator you'd think disney would at least meet some level of trying to separate their guests from wildlife but i guess a kid had to die first

That gator had ties to isis. It was an Allahgator

# ? Aug 13, 2020 22:39

Wrr: Aug 8, 2010

Coyote Petersons seems like a good dude and all the agony he goes through makes for some excellent safety videos on why you shouldn't gently caress around with nature.

# ? Aug 13, 2020 22:44

CleverHans: Apr 25, 2011; Can't post for 8 years!

wesleywillis posted:

That gator had ties to isis. It was an Allahgator

Usually it's the crocodiles that have ties to Isis

Also, please let it be noted that my favorite epithet for Sobek is "he who eats while he also mates".

# ? Aug 13, 2020 22:49

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

That gator had ties to isis. It was an Allahgator

I'm calling the police on you

# ? Aug 13, 2020 22:51

Mokinokaro: Sep 11, 2001; At the end of everything, hold onto anything; Fun Shoe

PhotoKirk posted:

I think Mokinokaro was taking about alligator snapping turtles, not actual alligators.

Yeah I was. Alligator snappers just sit around and wait for prey to swim near their beaks. Unless they actually feel threatened or think your fingers are food, they'll just sit there.

# ? Aug 13, 2020 22:58

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Cojawfee posted:

It might have worked if the rope didn't snap.

The edges of the forks can get pretty sharp, I assume it was a combination of that and the impulse he was putting on it. Looks like he hosed up his ankle and his Freedom Gun

# ? Aug 13, 2020 23:29

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/d4bXKSj.gifv

# ? Aug 13, 2020 23:48

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

Jesus Christ.

I like the casual reactions at not being stoned to death. :stonklol:

edit: VVVV as a truckfuckling connoisseur I must say that is absolutely beautiful execution, 9/10 on the trailer but full marks for the semi stand 10/10

Ror fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Aug 13, 2020

# ? Aug 13, 2020 23:53

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

been a while since I've seen one of these
https://i.imgur.com/lT21U8n.mp4

# ? Aug 13, 2020 23:54

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qf0q3yg59I1r0uzl6.mp4

# ? Aug 14, 2020 00:29

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

Robert Facepalmer posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDzP22kl-eP/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again

I think I kinda know what he was trying to do. Maybe?...

A well regulated militia

# ? Aug 14, 2020 00:37

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Memento posted:

The edges of the forks can get pretty sharp, I assume it was a combination of that and the impulse he was putting on it. Looks like he hosed up his ankle and his Freedom Gun

The impulse would have been fine if his rope was worth a drat. Good chance its not rated for rappelling or climbing. Bonus points for having a gun slung to increase the chance of landing on it and breaking your back. Mostly I'm sad he didn't go big and jumped from 6ft instead of 30.

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i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Kith posted:

At quick glance this looked like real life Warhammer 40k Space Marine Titan

# ? Aug 14, 2020 01:21

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/EAhQEXt.mp4

# ? Aug 14, 2020 02:21

MF_James: May 8, 2008; I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

buy a lottery ticket friend.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 02:29

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Maximum Overdrive remake coming along, I see.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 02:39

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

CleverHans posted:

Usually it's the crocodiles that have ties to Isis

Also, please let it be noted that my favorite epithet for Sobek is "he who eats while he also mates".

George Costanza is Sobek?!?!

# ? Aug 14, 2020 02:41

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/EAhQEXt.mp4

only dropped 1 bag!

# ? Aug 14, 2020 02:42

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/EAhQEXt.mp4

I've had dreams like this

# ? Aug 14, 2020 03:09

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Garrand posted:

I've had dreams like this

it's like running in waist high water and something is chasing me, is always right behind me.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 03:10

Methylethylaldehyde: Oct 23, 2004; BAKA BAKA

LifeSunDeath posted:

been a while since I've seen one of these
https://i.imgur.com/lT21U8n.mp4

A 10, 10, 10 and a 7 from the Russian judge. Points were deducted because the truck and the bed are not parallel to each other.

Also that overpass is hosed and will have to be ripped down and replaced, because I can guarantee it shifted 2+ inches and now it's considered a 'failed post tensioned member'.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 04:23

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

So you�re saying it�s a post-post-tensioned bridge

# ? Aug 14, 2020 04:44

darkwasthenight: Jan 7, 2011; GENE TRAITOR

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/EAhQEXt.mp4

Mike! You loving piece of poo poo!

# ? Aug 14, 2020 05:22

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qf0q3yg59I1r0uzl6.mp4

Durian spines are tough. I wear leather gloves when opening them.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 05:37

Stanky Bean: Dec 30, 2004

Does anyone remember a post about or linking to something on maintenance of steam generators in nuclear power plants in Japan? People were climbing into the system during outages with extremely short exposure times where they are working on replacing parts but they only have time enough to get there and loosen a bolt or two before they have to duck out. I think it was here or in one of Honkey's threads. I was speaking to a friend about it and couldn't find anything to save my life.

E: Also what is up with that teleporting bag in that gif of the bloodthirsty truck

guess i was a bit bleary eyed, very obviously a mouse pointer, sorry for being an idiot

Stanky Bean fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Aug 14, 2020

# ? Aug 14, 2020 05:43

senrath: Nov 4, 2009; Look Professor, a destruct switch!

Stanky Bean posted:

E: Also what is up with that teleporting bag in that gif of the bloodthirsty truck

Do you mean the mouse cursor?

# ? Aug 14, 2020 05:48

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Stanky Bean posted:

E: Also what is up with that teleporting bag in that gif of the bloodthirsty truck

Mouse pointer, I think.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 05:51

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/d4bXKSj.gifv

IIRC, someone was killed behind the camera.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 05:52

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

Sorry for quoting myself here, but was is a powerlifter if not just a fleshpowered forklift so this fits here.

Sadly this one had a critical failure.

Helios Grime posted:

There is also a video in the link if you want to hear knees explode.
https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/russian-weightlifter-breaks-knees-squat-wrong-400kg-a4523551.html

# ? Aug 14, 2020 06:43

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Platystemon posted:

Durian spines are tough.

Well, I�m glad Lowtax shilled for mangosteen and not durian then.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 06:44

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Helios Grime posted:

There is also a video in the link if you want to hear knees explode.

Memento posted:

nahh

_nahh

# ? Aug 14, 2020 07:48

Alkydere: Jun 7, 2010; Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
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Blue Moonlight posted:

Well, I�m glad Lowtax shilled for mangosteen and not durian then.

What about Durian Knees?
_{Yeah I'll pass on actually watching that}

# ? Aug 14, 2020 07:49

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

If he had attempted that squat on the Moon, he wouldn�t have broken his knees. :colbert:

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