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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

MikeJF posted:

Alternatively, the Coca Cola corporation has a transdimensional presence.

This is all too plausible.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

If you could execute ki rata techniques irl what would you do with this power

Stop time but then instead of murdering people do a lot of dumb poo poo

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
AL-YIS-UN.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

World War Mammories posted:

I thought the payoff for Cio’s name was still to come, since I assumed that only someone from earth would name her “coca-cola”. so, you know, who’s the earthling that came to Throne before Allison and managed to name Yaldabaoth, presumably in the same panicked rush that gave us Princess Jack Daniels? but maybe it’s just a reference to a gag from the original which I’ve never seen, idk

There are many Earths.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




All-Yisun? :v:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


TwoPair posted:

Stop time but then instead of murdering people do a lot of dumb poo poo

I always wondered why the flash didn't just pants people he hated

Innocent_Bystander
May 17, 2012

Wait, missile production is my responsibility?

Oh.

Always has been

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
how did it take me until today to realize the devils in the gang are jack and coke

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

violent sex idiot posted:

how did it take me until today to realize the devils in the gang are jack and coke

... gently caress.

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements




Congrats, you win the thread.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



SniperWoreConverse posted:

If you could execute ki rata techniques irl what would you do with this power
Not cough when I take a huge rip from my bong.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

SniperWoreConverse posted:

If you could execute ki rata techniques irl what would you do with this power
Sit at the top of a tower doing nothing with it and refusing to take any students. As is proper!

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

violent sex idiot posted:

how did it take me until today to realize the devils in the gang are jack and coke

haha! very akira toriyama energy

Wyld Karde
Mar 18, 2013

She's so ~dreamy~

violent sex idiot posted:

how did it take me until today to realize the devils in the gang are jack and coke

... god dammit.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAAA
AAAA
AaAAaaA
AAaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAA
AaaAaaAAAaaaaaAA

violent sex idiot posted:

how did it take me until today to realize the devils in the gang are jack and coke

gently caress

Dr Subterfuge
Aug 31, 2005

TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

violent sex idiot posted:

how did it take me until today to realize the devils in the gang are jack and coke

lmao thanks for pointing this out

bitprophet
Jul 22, 2004
Taco Defender

violent sex idiot posted:

how did it take me until today to realize the devils in the gang are jack and coke
:catstare:

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

It's extra amusing when you realize that happened on accident because Princess was named by the comment section

animist
Aug 28, 2018
wasn't the original comic a forum game on the homestuck forums or whatever

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

animist posted:

wasn't the original comic a forum game on the homestuck forums or whatever

The MS Paint Adventure forums, but yes: https://web.archive.org/web/2016030...fruity-webcomic

Sadly only 2 pages were archived. Make sure to click the "show spoiler" buttons to see some early versions of characters that are radically different now. Zoss was once literally Freidrich Nietzsche.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

violent sex idiot posted:

how did it take me until today to realize the devils in the gang are jack and coke

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
Some very nice White Chain fanart here

https://twitter.com/monkeyclone_art/status/1294020832788992003

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

animist posted:

wasn't the original comic a forum game on the homestuck forums or whatever

Yeah, and there was a little bit of that early on in the current version, too. See the stuff MikeJF was talking about, a page or so back:

MikeJF posted:

As a random aside, I never noticed the text on this page and the next:



Are they writing the story of Allison?

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

animist posted:

wasn't the original comic a forum game on the homestuck forums or whatever

A David Bowie lookalike. Oscar. I think there even was the predecessor to one of the knightly orders. It was a wild, wild precursor.

Arcanuse fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Aug 14, 2020

Inglonias
Mar 7, 2013

I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW


Not only does she have fashion sense but those poses make it look like she has dance moves too.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Wow, Sepultura. That's a name I haven't heard for a long time.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Inglonias posted:

Not only does she have fashion sense but those poses make it look like she has dance moves too.

Pree Aesma
Ys-Asram (the Thicc One)
Ys-Prama, Hansa, and Prat Payam (who enflame my heart)
YISUN Atru Vyam
Forgive me for these sick dance moves I am about to drop."

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


So maybe this only matters to me, but a history book I read a few years ago, "Battles of the New Republic," about the end of the Kingdom of Nepal and the early days of its republic in the 2000s, and opens with this line that has always stuck to me:

quote:

Kings do not hold press conferences.

The King of Nepal held one press conference, which was basically just "I'm resigning." Anyway that's where my mind went with what Gog said.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

Joe Slowboat posted:

I think it's just an OOC gag that will never be commented on.

Not everything is careful worldbuilding, sometimes it's just KILL BOSS being a reference.

Wait, what is KILL BOSS a reference to?

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



YggiDee posted:

Wait, what is KILL BOSS a reference to?

e: i can’t read

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

YggiDee posted:

Wait, what is KILL BOSS a reference to?
The videogame RUINER.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Tulip posted:

So maybe this only matters to me, but a history book I read a few years ago, "Battles of the New Republic," about the end of the Kingdom of Nepal and the early days of its republic in the 2000s, and opens with this line that has always stuck to me:


The King of Nepal held one press conference, which was basically just "I'm resigning." Anyway that's where my mind went with what Gog said.

Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Borbón -Dos Sicilias did, and now he's not a king anymore!

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


SniperWoreConverse posted:

If you could execute ki rata techniques irl what would you do with this power

What? No I didn't get another drink I was right here the entire time!

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


violent sex idiot posted:

how did it take me until today to realize the devils in the gang are jack and coke

Jack Jack so a double shot

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


M_Gargantua posted:

Pree Aesma
Ys-Asram (the Thicc One)
Ys-Prama, Hansa, and Prat Payam (who enflame my heart)
YISUN Atru Vyam
Forgive me for these sick dance moves I am about to drop."

OBSERVE ME

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Zoss was once literally Freidrich Nietzsche.

Once?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Gog deciding to throw down with Solomon right now would probably go poorly for both of them, because all the demiurges not in his pocket or entombed in glass being at war with each other is the sort of opening that Jagganoth can't pass up.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




That's true, but Gog is the one Demiurge that might be able to ride Jagganoth out if she got serious about it.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Dead Reckoning posted:

Gog deciding to throw down with Solomon right now would probably go poorly for both of them, because all the demiurges not in his pocket or entombed in glass being at war with each other is the sort of opening that Jagganoth can't pass up.

Gog doesn't have to; A few people in the crowd nudging things along in the right place at the right time and Solomon's empire will un-make itself far better than she ever could.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

MikeJF posted:

That's true, but Gog is the one Demiurge that might be able to ride Jagganoth out if she got serious about it.

Can't hide and go to ground if you remove the ground by making all the solar systems explode *taps side of nose*

MikeJF posted:

Alternatively, the Coca Cola corporation has a transdimensional presence.

Jagganoth will sweep away the decay of the universes with a tidal wave of crystal pepsi.

A handful of survivors will be cowering inside a bottle universe located within a discarded Dr Pepper.

DancingShade fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Aug 14, 2020

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Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

violent sex idiot posted:

how did it take me until today to realize the devils in the gang are jack and coke

Well poo poo

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