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Parrotine posted:That's a drat good beer huh? YE-HA! These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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potee posted:These pretzels are making me thirsty! You bastard.
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Aug 11, 2020 09:02
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Here's to feeling good all the time.
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Aug 11, 2020 14:31
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SirPablo posted:You bastard. Oooooh...look at the cute little bastard, you are mama's little bastard, aren't you?
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Aug 11, 2020 14:44
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I really like those sons of bitches.
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Aug 11, 2020 16:54
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You tell that son-of-a-bitch no Yankee is ever going to Houston! Not with you bastards running things!
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Aug 11, 2020 18:51
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I heard what you did in the parking lot, big boy, and it is in-excuse-a-bull. You personally insulted me, my staff... I cannot believe that you, body-suit man, could perpetrate such a disloyalty.
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Aug 11, 2020 19:40
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Apparently he's a bit bashful - and, oddly, no one seems upset!
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Aug 11, 2020 19:59
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JethroMcB posted:Apparently he's a bit bashful - and, oddly, no one seems upset! I'm not ashamed of my body. 
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The new thread title is... What's the word... Supercilious.
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potee posted:I'm not ashamed of my body. Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say "Enjoy the show." Also penskefile.com still loving sucks
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SirPablo posted:Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say "Enjoy the show." Naked hair brushing, good. Naked coughing, bad.
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JethroMcB posted:Naked hair brushing, good. OK, so you were violated by 2 people while you were under the gas. So what?!
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TVGM posted:OK, so you were violated by 2 people while you were under the gas. So what?! SO WHAT!? I'm damaged goods now! 
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Aug 12, 2020 18:47
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Vietnamwees posted:SO WHAT!? I'm damaged goods now! Join the club.
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Aug 12, 2020 19:00
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Vietnamwees posted:SO WHAT!? I'm damaged goods now! Wait a minute, wait a minute! You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys? Let's pause a moment.
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Aug 12, 2020 19:01
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Got any booze? Let's get ripped!
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MightyJoe36 posted:Got any booze? Let's get ripped! He schnapped me.
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TMMadman posted:He schnapped me. 
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That's the Commando 450, I don't sell that one...Nah, believe me. It's only used in the circus. For elephants.
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esperantinc posted:That's the Commando 450, I don't sell that one...Nah, believe me. It's only used in the circus. For elephants. I WON'T HAVE YOU TURNING MY THREAD INTO A DEN OF INEQUITY! 
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I'm the bad boy? I've never been the bad boy.
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TMMadman posted:I'm the bad boy? I've never been the bad boy. Is that your orthopedic back pillow?
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TVGM posted:Is that your orthopedic back pillow? ...Maybe
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Aug 13, 2020 21:33
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I'm just a t-bone kind of guy. You might as well call me
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SirPablo posted:I'm just a t-bone kind of guy. You might as well call me
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Rageaholic posted:KOKO THE MONKEY This was supposed to be The Summer of George :c
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Pulchritudinous posted:This was supposed to be The Summer of George :c He was not the summer you. Besides, you had a summer me. Whitey Fisk, the guy who snuck you into Last Tango in Paris.
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TMMadman posted:He was not the summer you. Besides, you had a summer me. Whitey Fisk, the guy who snuck you into Last Tango in Paris. ...I made him up.
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Vietnamwees posted:...I made him up. You're very good with the moanings and the gyrations. You really had me going there for a minute.
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potee posted:You're very good with the moanings and the gyrations. You really had me going there for a minute. Did it involve a knuckle?
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SirPablo posted:Did it involve a knuckle? That's my old move I used it on Estel forty years ago. I told everybody about it! Everybody knows! Mmmm! I stop short!
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Yeah, but not the ending. That's my move.
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I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. I'm out there rubbing two sticks together. You walk around with a zippo.
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Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.
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