Spoilers thread: Spoiled Wrestling in Every Sense of the Term [no spoiler tags]

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long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

Thunder Rosa rules, and there's like no way they're just going to do boring Sheep Mask Rowan

# ? Aug 14, 2020 04:57

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 03:33

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Rosa is still the secondary champion in Tokyo Joshi, as the world ended shortly after she beat Maki Itoh for the belt.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 05:03

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Neodoomium posted:

the world ended shortly after she beat Maki Itoh

that's fair

# ? Aug 14, 2020 05:05

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 05:06

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; Can't post for 38 hours!

What if its fake rowan

# ? Aug 14, 2020 05:12

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

hopefully holidead isnt far behind if they do plan on establishing a women's tag division.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 05:33

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Very excited about Thunder Rosa and the tag team finals matchup. Not so much about Erick Rowan appearing

# ? Aug 14, 2020 06:14

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Meltzer is saying that the Rowan debut is false.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 06:16

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Pylons posted:

Meltzer is saying that the Rowan debut is false.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 06:18

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Aw shucks. Well that's good fanfic by whoever wrote it

# ? Aug 14, 2020 06:21

Eat My Fuc: May 29, 2007

MorningMoon posted:

What if its fake rowan

Lmao they should watch their lighting rigs.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 07:24

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

They managed to show the spoilers were fanfic because of all things a fake description of Rowan (that he had hair and no beard which his instagram disproved)

# ? Aug 14, 2020 08:36

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

If you fucks got my hopes up that 1) Brodie won something and 2) Cody agreed to lose finally, and neither even happen, I�m hitting the Delete Forum button

# ? Aug 14, 2020 08:39

Junpei Hyde: Mar 15, 2013

Chris James 2 posted:

If you fucks got my hopes up that 1) Brodie won something and 2) Cody agreed to lose finally, and neither even happen, I�m hitting the Delete Forum button

Buddy, they won't even let me hit it

# ? Aug 14, 2020 11:51

Lead Pipe Cinch: Mar 10, 2003; Heavy Metal Bakesale

Re-reading, it is fishy that someone watching live would know how Rowan is being billed now without also hearing commentary.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 13:59

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

Well, I stand by my assessment that Thunder Rosa rules

# ? Aug 14, 2020 14:24

Faustian Bargain: Apr 12, 2014

Bringing Rowan to team up with Brodie Lee would be hilarious. Didn't Brodie loudly complain that he and Rowan just kept getting put back together because WWE somehow couldn't find something else for them to do?

# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:07

Wezlar: May 13, 2005

What if Rowans gimmick was being the HHH to Brodies Vince

# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:23

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

I thought wins and losses were supposed to matter. It would make no sense for someone to debut and get a title match.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:24

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Several people have debuted and gotten a title match with TNT Champion Cody

# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:26

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

The dumb opinions thread is elsewhere. Anyway the idea is Hikaru Shida has been trying to find a challenger for her belt, and Nyla just lost it, Penelope failed to get it, and the rest of the roster hovers between jokes not worthy of attention and injured. Big Swole is an option but she�s more concerned with Dr Brittany Baker than she is with anything else right now.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:27

Lead Pipe Cinch: Mar 10, 2003; Heavy Metal Bakesale

Jubs posted:

I thought wins and losses were supposed to matter. It would make no sense for someone to debut and get a title match.

Open Challenge, my friend.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:30

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

i feel like when you have a guy doing the Fighting Champion deal it's okay to be loose with the contenders.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:31

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Besides, the real match we should be building towards is a Title Unification match between Cody Rhodes and Dean Malenko

# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:32

Lead Pipe Cinch: Mar 10, 2003; Heavy Metal Bakesale

https://twitter.com/thunderrosa22/status/1294310030804692998?s=21

Anyway, I don�t think Thunder Rosa was in Jacksonville last night, and on Wednesday Savoy was tweeting about how she was going to spend her day watching Aeon Flux DVDs, so I don�t know if she would�ve been in Jacksonville for the tag finals either.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:43

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

I knew it was fake because it said the Cody match was overbooked but entertaining.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:53

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

xbilkis posted:

Several people have debuted and gotten a title match with TNT Champion Cody

It was established as the open challenge belt on day one to distinguish itself from the other titles.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 19:11

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Jubs posted:

It was established as the open challenge belt on day one to distinguish itself from the other titles.

No it wasn't. We don't know if those are the official rules of the title or if it's just something Cody is doing. So far, it's been presented as the latter.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 19:12

Bizarro Kanyon: Jan 3, 2007; Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!

I now want Rowan in the Dark Order and his job is to just take pictures with every new Dark Order member and after any Dark Order member wins a match.

I would like Anna Jay to be the Stephanie of the group but I do not know if she could play it.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 21:45

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

ESPN posted:

While Dominik will wrestle under his real name at SummerSlam, Rey and Dominik have discussed Dominik performing under the name "Prince Mysterio" in the future after he receives more training. Dominik already has the Prince Mysterio gear and mask designed, but wanted to hold off on debuting it at SummerSlam. The name is fitting since Rey, Spanish for King, would love nothing more than to pass down the Mysterio legacy to his son.

"We actually talked about it. He definitely has to continue with the Mysterio dynasty. It's in his genes," said Mysterio, whose mask and surname was passed down by his uncle. "I think we're going to incorporate that eventually and create a good story so the fans can understand the rich history behind lucha libre and the masks."

"I've always wanted to wear a mask mainly because of tradition. It's important to keep that tradition going," said Dominik, who will wear wrestling gear for the first time on Sunday. "Now with my face being out there, I think it would just have to be introduced a little bit differently so people understand. I definitely want to wear one, but it has to be introduced properly."

# ? Aug 19, 2020 20:36

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

Prince Mysterio is kind of uncool in the same way Rey Mysterio would come off as a lot less cool if he was named King Mystery

# ? Aug 19, 2020 20:41

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Principe Mysterio is cooler, but would probably confuse the audience.

# ? Aug 19, 2020 20:43

cams: Mar 28, 2003

call him gavrilo princip and his gimmick is having assassinated fandango

# ? Aug 19, 2020 20:45

ICR: Dec 31, 2008

Had a golden opportunity to go with Mr. E-O, dating king, but missed the boat. drat.

# ? Aug 19, 2020 20:47

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Vince famously hates "Junior" names (this is why Rey had to change his name in the first place, and Ted DiBiase Jr. was always just DiBiase) so I give it about a month before he's just Dominik again

# ? Aug 19, 2020 20:47

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

ICR posted:

Had a golden opportunity to go with Mr. E-O, dating king, but missed the boat. drat.

Or Reymond Stereo

# ? Aug 19, 2020 21:44

ICR: Dec 31, 2008

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Or Reymond Stereo

Hell yeah I would buy this guys cool merch

# ? Aug 19, 2020 22:18

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; Can't post for 38 hours!

Principe Mysterio is alright, it'll be cool when he debuts

in AEW

# ? Aug 19, 2020 22:28

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Benne posted:

Vince famously hates "Junior" names (this is why Rey had to change his name in the first place, and Ted DiBiase Jr. was always just DiBiase) so I give it about a month before he's just Dominik again

The idea of Vince actively pushing a wrestler with a mask is also hilarious. Dominik would need to be twice as good as his dad to even get a shot under one. (Spoiler, they won't let him wear one)

# ? Aug 19, 2020 22:31

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 03:33

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

EC3's in Baltimore

PWInsider and Dave both confirmed he's making his ROH debut at their TV tapings

His new TNA deal allows for ROH appearances

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