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Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Tunicate posted:

The latest 100% accurate historical simulation, Total War: Troy, is available for free today


yeah they've traced one of those stories back 6000 years or so, it's the oldest folktale that they've dated so far and goes back to PIE


Basically the smith meets a demon sitting on a big rock, who is like 'hey, I'll give you a wish in exchange for your soul or firstborn child or some poo poo'. And the smith is like 'sure, tell you what, give me the ability to permanently weld any objects together, that would be useful in my job'.

The demon gives him the power, and says 'okay, now for you to hold up your side of the bargain', but the smith just sticks the demon to the rock and walks off.

huh that's a neat article. I especially liked this diagram:



A family tree representing the transmission of "The Smith and the Devil" from Proto-Indo-European-speaking ancestors to modern language groups.Royal Society Open Science

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Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah, but there were terrains in the Americas where wheels would be useful, even without draft animals. I agree that it doesn't mean that Americans were bad at technology or whatever, real life isn't a Civilization tech tree, but it is interesting when you have a technology that is of great utility to some people and then none at all to others, and there isn't a clear reason why. I get why the Inca weren't going to be rolling carts around, but there were lots of people in non-mountainous terrain who probably could've made great use of wheelbarrows.

E: There's also wheel-adjacent technologies like water mills that would've been useful to lots of American cultures.

It could really just be that they had no good candidates for draft animals like horses or oxen.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kassad posted:

It could really just be that they had no good candidates for draft animals like horses or oxen.

They had dogs. Dogs can pull adorable little carts. Could you imagine a road just filled with big ol' doggos dragging carts?

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

Kassad posted:

It could really just be that they had no good candidates for draft animals like horses or oxen.

One cannot understate just how important animal power is to pre-modern civilizations. The fact Native American civilizations had even a tenth of what they did without it is a testament to their ingenuity and perseverance. Pretty much every field in which the Americas were "behind" technologically is due to not having any useful work animals.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Adorable is exactly why I wouldn't make the doggos break their backs pulling the kind of heavy loads a horse or an ox could handle :(

But yeah, the lack of smaller carts (pulled by animals or handcarts) is a bit puzzling. I'm thinking a peddler carrying his wares in a city or a farmer carrying some stuff he harvested.

Kassad fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Aug 14, 2020

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Building cities without having the wheel is some real tryhard poo poo.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Centuries (millennia?) of selectively breeding enormous muscular draft doggos would be pretty interesting.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

SlothfulCobra posted:

Isn't the vast bulk about Satan usually stuff from outside of the bible anyways?

Pretty much. Capital-S Satan doesn't really appear in the Hebrew Bible/Old Testament at all; the "satan" ("adversary") who appears in Job seems to be a kind of angelic prosecuting attorney. The "Lucifer" of Ezekiel 28 is, at least primarily, Ithobaal III of Tyre rather than a fallen angel. In the New Testament, Satan makes appearances tempting Jesus and so forth, and lesser demons appear who get exorcised by Jesus, but even there he's less prominent than he becomes in some later Christian thought. The story of Satan's fall from Heaven really comes from one verse (Luke 10:18).

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Roman landscape art:

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
Dogs as draft animals are a thing, and were used in America by Native Americans, as anybody who's ever seen the Iditarod can tell you. They were also used by plains tribes. Among the plains tribes, the idea was that a dog could carry 50 pounds on its back, or pull 80 pounds in a travois, and were used pretty extensively in buffalo hunts to get the meat back home.



They just weren't used a lot for that purpose in Central America....we know the Aztec used dogs as pets and food, for instance, but we don't have any evidence they used them as draft animals. But you can certainly have draft animals without wheels.

Pendevil
Jun 18, 2007
The way in which Native Americans, and I'm thinking primarily of the Lakota and Comanche, became very quickly horse cultures puts paid the idea of there being an intrinsic deficit in intelligence or creativity. They knew a good idea when they saw it.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I also hope there was a nomadic herder from the Eurasion steppe who somehow made it to the Great Plains in the 1650s

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


sebzilla posted:

Centuries (millennia?) of selectively breeding enormous muscular draft doggos would be pretty interesting.

I dunno about enormous but one of the really interesting extinct working dog breeds is the turnspit dog, which was a ubiquitous part of the English kitchen in the early modern, and basically the closest real life has ever come to the Flinstones, and as aforementioned American plains and arctic societies have used dogs as draft animals since antiquity.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

LingcodKilla posted:

They had dogs. Dogs can pull adorable little carts. Could you imagine a road just filled with big ol' doggos dragging carts?

Yes because I sometimes get to see dogs pull sleds and they 100% love doing stuff for their humans.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

LingcodKilla posted:

They had dogs. Dogs can pull adorable little carts. Could you imagine a road just filled with big ol' doggos dragging carts?

They literally had that.



It was called a travois, and I'm not really sure on the full mechanical principles, but they used them. Last I read up on them, it looked like a lot of the native breeds that were bred to pull them died out.

They did adapt them to horses though.



I guess it's probably far less prone to mechanical failure than a wheeled cart.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Kassad posted:

Adorable is exactly why I wouldn't make the doggos break their backs pulling the kind of heavy loads a horse or an ox could handle :(

But yeah, the lack of smaller carts (pulled by animals or handcarts) is a bit puzzling. I'm thinking a peddler carrying his wares in a city or a farmer carrying some stuff he harvested.

Why are we so certain that they didn't use the wheel in such capacities?

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

SlothfulCobra posted:


It was called a travois, and I'm not really sure on the full mechanical principles, but they used them.

Mechanically, it's pretty much two poles in a V shape with netting or a basket attached. You put the stuff you want carried in the netting or basket, and then you either drag it or hook it up to an animal and make it drag it. It probably doesn't work as well as a wheeled cart or a wheelbarrow in terms of energy efficiency, but if you're going over soft or uneven ground, there's less chance it'll get stuck or tip over.

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

Dalael posted:

Why are we so certain that they didn't use the wheel in such capacities?

While Mesoamericans had the concept of the wheel, they used it for toys rather than utilitarian purposes. Often spindles were used in their place, as much as possible. All evidence indicates that the wheel was introduced to the Americas by Europeans. It's broadly believed that without draft animals, wheels just didn't appear to be worthwhile.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Kaal posted:

While Mesoamericans had the concept of the wheel, they used it for toys rather than utilitarian purposes. Often spindles were used in their place, as much as possible. All evidence indicates that the wheel was introduced to the Americas by Europeans. It's broadly believed that without draft animals, wheels just didn't appear to be worthwhile.

I find this idea really odd... Sure draft animals make pulling a cart easier, but the wheel is useful whether you have them or not. To me, the wheel is basically the 2nd most important invention after our ability to make fire. Its just odd that entire societies would go on without it.

When people say, "all evidence indicates" I have to ask.. What exactly is the evidence? Lack of wheels dating from those periods? Writing from explorers and/or natives of those societies?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


We don't have any surviving artifacts, there's nothing in written or artistic sources, the people in those cultures don't have any stories of them, and we don't find other evidence like rutted tracks. There either were no wheeled vehicles or they were so extraordinarily rare that they don't leave a trace.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

At least the wheelbarrow seems like a big advance over carrying heavy stuff.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Grevling posted:

At least the wheelbarrow seems like a big advance over carrying heavy stuff.

What was the road situation like in the Americas? If you're hiking overland I'd much rather have a backpack than a wheelbarrow

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Iceland didn't have wagons until circa 1900 because before than there were no roads of any kind in the entire country.

The Early 20th century in Iceland is often "The Wagon Age" because it was the first time in the country's history where wagons became the prominent mode of transportation and method of shipping.

So functionally from settlement circa 874 (possibly up to 200 years earlier according to recent archeological data. Probably only a 100 or so) to 1897 when the first proper road was laid Iceland didn't have the wheel.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

FreudianSlippers posted:

Iceland didn't have wagons until circa 1900 because before than there were no roads of any kind in the entire country.

The Early 20th century in Iceland is often "The Wagon Age" because it was the first time in the country's history where wagons became the prominent mode of transportation and method of shipping.

So functionally from settlement circa 874 (possibly up to 200 years earlier according to recent archeological data. Probably only a 100 or so) to 1897 when the first proper road was laid Iceland didn't have the wheel.

Which is odd, considering the vikings definitely had the wheel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SBvN-vyri0

From the Oseberg ship burial, 834, when the wagon was probably quite old. You don't need roads to use wheels, the biggest chariot battles in history happened off road. Maybe they just didn't have that much to carry?

ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012

Anecdotal experience from my life in a village, but I never saw wheels used for any thing other than the bamboo rings kids made to push around with a stick. Any terrain that is hilly or doesn't have proper road work you are better off with carrying things on your backs. Even the long distance traders that used to come from the tibetan plateau would come in donkey caravans.

Even the huge logs used to make the religious chariots for festivals in Kathmandu valley were dragged into town. After they were carved and finished they would put wheels on them.



ughhhh fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Aug 14, 2020

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

cheetah7071 posted:

What was the road situation like in the Americas? If you're hiking overland I'd much rather have a backpack than a wheelbarrow

Right. There were some excellent roads in various parts, but none of them were designed with a wheel in mind and so they had lots of steps. Wheeled transport is a good example of how technology is an iterative system. To get an ancient wagon you need an animal to pull it, materials science to build it, a geography that makes it useful, a road to drive it on, security to defend it, an economy to require it, and a society that lasts long enough for archaeologists to find it. Without that complete system you end up with a boat, or a travois, or a rail-line, or a backpack, or a toy.

It's like how major inventions like gunpowder or steam engines were discovered by early cultures but took a long time to make the impact that they did. You need all the parts of the system.

Kaal fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Aug 14, 2020

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Iceland is mostly hills and mountains and lava fields and the rest is tundra and swamps.

Until roads and bridges it was faster to take a ship from eastern Iceland to Copenhagen and then another to western Iceland than to go by land. Mostly because southeastern Iceland is basically one big black sand desert divided by glacial rivers which can be quite savage.

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Aug 14, 2020

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Arglebargle III posted:

Roman landscape art:



Owns

Love seeing how the monuments may have looked in real life

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

FreudianSlippers posted:

Iceland didn't have wagons until circa 1900 because before than there were no roads of any kind in the entire country.

The Early 20th century in Iceland is often "The Wagon Age" because it was the first time in the country's history where wagons became the prominent mode of transportation and method of shipping.

So functionally from settlement circa 874 (possibly up to 200 years earlier according to recent archeological data. Probably only a 100 or so) to 1897 when the first proper road was laid Iceland didn't have the wheel.

I can understand how wagons and wheeled vehicles might not have been the best way to move around in South America, and thus why they might not have been popular.. But so many other useful things require the wheel, which is why its.. odd to me.

But...


Grand Fromage posted:

We don't have any surviving artifacts, there's nothing in written or artistic sources, the people in those cultures don't have any stories of them, and we don't find other evidence like rutted tracks. There either were no wheeled vehicles or they were so extraordinarily rare that they don't leave a trace.

if we truly don't have any of that, it makes it even more incredible that they achieved so much.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Not having horses probably made the motivation to bother with wheels not worth it

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Dalael posted:

I find this idea really odd... Sure draft animals make pulling a cart easier, but the wheel is useful whether you have them or not. To me, the wheel is basically the 2nd most important invention after our ability to make fire. Its just odd that entire societies would go on without it.

When people say, "all evidence indicates" I have to ask.. What exactly is the evidence? Lack of wheels dating from those periods? Writing from explorers and/or natives of those societies?

Wheels are complicated to make and require a lot of maintenance. They aren't very practical for travel across broken ground without roads. A travois is just a couple of poles that you can get anywhere. They drag across the ground pretty easily, particularly grasslands.

Unless you're settled in a particular spot with a decent-sized community with specialists, wheeled vehicles are more trouble than they're worth.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Plus - especially in North America - you had huge long navigable rivers

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

euphronius posted:

Not having horses probably made the motivation to bother with wheels not worth it

Comparing horses to dogs and llamas makes this realization pretty stark. A big dog can carry about 40-50 lbs of gear or tow 250 lbs.. A llama can carry about 80 lbs of gear, and probably tow up to 500 lbs. A draft horse can tow upwards of 5,000 lbs, and they work together easily so you can easily pull much larger loads.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Would there be a market for a business that seeks to bury and preserve your remains and a few possessions after you die for future archaeologists to dig up? Like "listen we promise we will hide you and a few grave goods in a place as out of the way as possible so that only scientists thousands of years in the future will find you"

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

what if i told you there was an app on the market...

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

There are laws about disposal of human remains. Dunno what exactly they are though. Probably not allowed unless the land is privately owned, definitely none of it in protected areas like a national park.

Unless the grave is somehow marked, it'll probably end up being accidentally unearthed within 20 years, and there'll be a police investigation of the possible murder if your body is recognizeable.

If the grave is marked, and the land owned for the purpose of burial, then it's just an undertaker with a fancier tagline.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Would there be a market for a business that seeks to bury and preserve your remains and a few possessions after you die for future archaeologists to dig up? Like "listen we promise we will hide you and a few grave goods in a place as out of the way as possible so that only scientists thousands of years in the future will find you"
What do you think cryonics is?

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

Plus - especially in North America - you had huge long navigable rivers

South America also has huge, long and navigable rivers. There are also lots of mountains and stuff like rain forests that are really hard to cross. If you have that kind of terrain, wheels just seem like a bad idea. And without people making wheels, you never find out that wheels are good for lots of stuff besides transporting things.



Nessus posted:

What do you think cryonics is?

The opposite? People freeze themselves on the crazy idea that they can be revived in the future, they certainly don't want to end up dead and preserved! Or give up the belongings they maybe put in storage.

Though since Cryonics companies are all in it for the money, I guarantee the moment they go bankrupt, they'll just switch off and dump everything. I guess if future archaeologists are lucky, the companies will be too lazy to cremate the unfrozen mush they end up with and can maybe dig up some bones from the refuse they leave behind.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Libluini posted:

The opposite? People freeze themselves on the crazy idea that they can be revived in the future, they certainly don't want to end up dead and preserved! Or give up the belongings they maybe put in storage.
The remains are preserved in remote locations... they even WANT to be found by future scientists. I'm sure if they could have put some kind of horrible nanomachine revenant juice into Otzi to make him return to a shambling semblance of life, they would totally have done so. For science!

It's totally the thing! The joke's just on the stiffs!

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Epicurius posted:

Mechanically, it's pretty much two poles in a V shape with netting or a basket attached. You put the stuff you want carried in the netting or basket, and then you either drag it or hook it up to an animal and make it drag it. It probably doesn't work as well as a wheeled cart or a wheelbarrow in terms of energy efficiency, but if you're going over soft or uneven ground, there's less chance it'll get stuck or tip over.

Also super easy to repair if something breaks. You need a stick and some lashings.

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