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bump_fn posted:some fancy bidets also have an air dryer built in i want one that has a little water heater in it, but i'll need to put an electrical outlet next to my posting station to do that
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Lambert posted:The British not having single water faucet technology is the best argument for why they don't belong with the rest of the continent. on the bright side if they did have it they'd call water faucets something like "the hotty-coldy"
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We can debate rear end cleaning till the cows come home, but deep inside we all know the truly rich have poorly paid servants who lick and blow their assholes clean.
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necroid posted:have you ever used a real standalone bidet? So it both doesn't remove the need for toilet paper and adds the need for an rear end towel and rear end soap, how convenient. lobsterminator posted:We can debate rear end cleaning till the cows come home, but deep inside we all know the truly rich have poorly paid servants who lick and blow their assholes clean. Life Hack: you can probably just find a pervert online who will do this for free or even pay you to do it
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thank you for answering my bidet questions. I have more! does water get all over the seat when you use it if it's the toilet/bidet combo? what do you do if your drying rag gets "dirty"? do you have another rag for guests, or do they not use the bidet function? what about public toilets? my god, there is so much to learn!!!!!
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yeah a little pile of poo poo towels sounds real gross, sorry, and i dont want to handle my rear end in a top hat in the middle of the day, either
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Aug 14, 2020 18:47
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The whole point of a bidet is that your behind is clean instead of dirty. Doesn't seem that hard to understand.
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Aug 14, 2020 18:52
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How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe your wet rear end? Does 1 ply work or should it be 2 ply? I find 1 ply dissolves insanely fast if you get cheap stuff.
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Aug 14, 2020 18:54
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Peanut President posted:"yeah we did the holocaust but we have a little mini shower for our rear end so who's the real civilized country, retard?"
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Fried Watermelon posted:How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe your wet rear end? I thought 1 ply rear end paper was a joke, ubtil I moved to america and learned no joke could be as ridiculous as reality.
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Aug 14, 2020 19:30
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Fame Douglas posted:The whole point of a bidet is that your behind is clean instead of dirty. Doesn't seem that hard to understand. au contraire (this European-speak btw, I am using this to make our friends overseas feel more at home in this thread), there are many subtle nuances that we must learn about using a bidet
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Aug 14, 2020 19:43
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In Europe this is very normal. (greetings from the Reddit /r/relationships thread.)
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Aug 14, 2020 19:51
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Fried Watermelon posted:How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe your wet rear end? Clearly we need to get a spread sheet with goon contributions of how much paper is used dry vs wet by brand and make of toilet paper.
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Aug 14, 2020 19:55
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Aug 14, 2020 19:59
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If you got poo poo on any other part of your body would you be content with just wiping it a few times with a bit of dry paper?
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bike tory posted:If you got poo poo on any other part of your body would you be content with just wiping it a few times with a bit of dry paper? only if my tongue cant reach it minimizing nutrient waste is anti-capitalism.jpeg
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peanut president dispensing judgement from his country that did a centuries long ethnic cleansing and got away with it
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just lmao if you can't figure out how to work a bidet attachment and somehow think it's less sanitary than tp alone
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Fame Douglas posted:The whole point of a bidet is that your behind is clean instead of dirty. Doesn't seem that hard to understand. everyone can do whatever they want with their butthole I sincerely suggest cleaning it because it's cool and it's good, feel free to stand proudly in defiance of a clean butt
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I only use those wet wipes that destroy the sewer infrastructure because I like to know that my rear end is making a difference in my community
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Aug 14, 2020 20:53
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I stick my rear end into one of those air dryers and spray poo poo into the air, wildly.
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My big thicc rear end seems incompatible with tiny assed European technology, guess I have to stick with the hose
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early in my SA posting career i was reading an ask-tell thread and people got frothingly angry about the correct method to wipe their rear end. just insane red-faced rage about toilet paper usage, standing or sitting, etc. it may be, to this very day, the most pathetic thing i have ever seen on the internet
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Spatial posted:early in my SA posting career i was reading an ask-tell thread and people got frothingly angry about the correct method to wipe their rear end. just insane red-faced rage about toilet paper usage, standing or sitting, etc. proper wiping is a subject that many give a poo poo about
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Aug 14, 2020 21:20
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A bottle of Palmolive next to my toilet that I tell my guests to use along with the Guest rear end Towel.
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Aug 14, 2020 21:22
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Spatial posted:it may be, to this very day, the most pathetic thing i have ever seen on the internet you don't read you're own posts after or as you type them ??
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I would like to combine two topics, making GBS threads and relationship breakdown, into one horrorshow story I worked with a guy for about 3 months who claimed he was trying to save money so he changed his family over from using toilet paper to using reusable rags that went into a bin next to the toilet and got washed and reused when I asked him "doesn't washing the shitrags suck a lot?" he said "not really, my wife does it"
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Aug 14, 2020 21:28
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double negative posted:brutalizing another man with CONDOM DEPOT dot com emblazoned on my rear end This is a screenshot from a documentary about the history of MMA but also wider culture called Fighting in the Age of Loneliness, specifically about the late 2000s era which I feel is its own work of art: 
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I keep a bucket of soapy water next to the toilet and just dunk my butt and nuts a few times Then I dry off on the carpet
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Aug 14, 2020 22:44
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I thought the Japanese made bigets that that spray your rear end super good so you don't need toilet paper.
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Aug 14, 2020 22:48
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Stephen Fry suggested we could just do handstands in the shower
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Zenithe posted:This is a screenshot from a documentary about the history of MMA but also wider culture called Fighting in the Age of Loneliness, specifically about the late 2000s era which I feel is its own work of art: Local dentists are furious at this woman for running Findom Depot Dot Com
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ShadowHawk posted:Stephen Fry suggested we could just do handstands in the shower to replace bidets or as a general suggestion?
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Zenithe posted:This is a screenshot from a documentary about the history of MMA but also wider culture called Fighting in the Age of Loneliness, specifically about the late 2000s era which I feel is its own work of art: https://youtu.be/5oNB6tlSZ2A here's the YouTube link to the dope documentary lol. Russian restreams the best aesthetic
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When do I get a robot arm bidet, ala the flexy, excitedly blinking charging tentacle. My starfish needs to be tracked down, scanned and blasted with cold machine precision and extreme prejudice. but for my b-hole: 
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The Protagonist posted:When do I get a robot arm bidet, ala the flexy, excitedly blinking charging tentacle. My starfish needs to be tracked down, scanned and blasted with cold machine precision and extreme prejudice. Disrupting the Proctologist profession !
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Spatial posted:standing or sitting, etc. Hang on, and I know that this perhaps risks reigniting a red-faced argument about how to wipe rear end, but were there really suggesting that you should wipe while standing up?
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Shame Boy posted:I only use those wet wipes that destroy the sewer infrastructure because I like to know that my rear end is making a difference in my community
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