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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Dark Souls? Bloodborne?

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Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Tricky Ed posted:

Lemminkäinen's all grown up now.

3 out of 10, no Sampo

Graedyn
Feb 21, 2009

Wedge Regret

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Sounds like me every morning while in my waking up phase.

Honey, what time was your appointment today?
*snort* Raccoon banana gonna go inside sun crispy. Maybe red when hair car is twelveteen for life happy happy.

Ahahaha. This didn't get enough love. I'm still laughing.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007


The last time this was posted someone replied that everyone thinks wolves are just big dogs until you actually see one and realize why they're the monster of so many folk tales.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Nah, they're just big dogs.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Yeah, but considerably less likely to bark at all hours of the day, or to try and hump your leg.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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drat, that sounds great. Why don't we just start hanging out with wolves instead of dogs? If they get to be too much to handle we can always just breed those traits out or something.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I hung out with wolves exclusively from a very young age and it left me with terrible table manners :/

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Solice Kirsk posted:

drat, that sounds great. Why don't we just start hanging out with wolves instead of dogs? If they get to be too much to handle we can always just breed those traits out or something.

Because after 40,000 years they would just be dogs again

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Phlegmish posted:

Because after 40,000 years they would just be dogs again

You won't sass him like that when he can talk to wolves.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Phlegmish posted:

Because after 40,000 years they would just be dogs again

Yes.

That is, in fact, the joke.

Well done. Good job.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nah, they're just big dogs.
https://i.imgur.com/SSPgy5e.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/WdjIbuF.mp4

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Super Soaker Party! posted:

Yes.

That is, in fact, the joke.

Well done. Good job.

:jerkbag:

I misread 'those traits' as incessant barking and such, and I'd definitely support breeding that out if possible.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
I don't understand why there's not a breed of dog that looks like a wolf, but is just dumb as a pitbull or golden retriever. Like all of that wolfy goodness, but with the brain of a peanut.

I know about Huskys, they're too smart and too much work.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Boba Pearl posted:

I don't understand why there's not a breed of dog that looks like a wolf, but is just dumb as a pitbull or golden retriever. Like all of that wolfy goodness, but with the brain of a peanut.

I know about Huskys, they're too smart and too much work.

Golden retrievers are in like the top 5 smartest breeds of dogs, they just know that being your friend, jumping in water, and playing fetch is all they need to be happy.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound required
https://i.imgur.com/ttUXJG2.mp4

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

fukkin lmao

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Never heard a truck fart before.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/BGOg_ohB4JSkq1BK9kxhlO-OPN86SzQY7ghlneovPnY/https/i.imgur.com/BKTAWvq.mp4 sound

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/hQOS1UH.mp4

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


What is this style called? When I was young in the mid 90s there was a guy who did this as we played basketball and from what I remember he was really good

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



pro starcraft loser posted:

What is this style called? When I was young in the mid 90s there was a guy who did this as we played basketball and from what I remember he was really good

Flatland bmx

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
There was a goon many years ago that would post videos of himself doing bitchin flatland tricks it was pretty kewl.

Hopefully this isn't some weird fever dream i had because I swear it was here on S.A

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


This is just ballet but for dudes who wear longline T-shirts

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qeko24ujiR1yzx85i.mp4

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nah, they're just big dogs.

I had a pet wolf growing up in Colorado and can attest to this. He was an extremely lovable animal albeit very stubborn and dumber than a sack of hammers. At least once a year he'd escape the property for days at a time and come back with a big stupid grin on his face and covered head to toe in mud and the blood of several small animals. He was an extremely patient hunter and would hide in the bushes for hours and eventually pounce on an unsuspecting bird or squirrel. I miss that big fluffy idiot.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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James Woods posted:

I had a pet wolf growing up in Colorado and can attest to this. He was an extremely lovable animal albeit very stubborn and dumber than a sack of hammers. At least once a year he'd escape the property for days at a time and come back with a big stupid grin on his face and covered head to toe in mud and the blood of several small animals. He was an extremely patient hunter and would hide in the bushes for hours and eventually pounce on an unsuspecting bird or squirrel. I miss that big fluffy idiot.

What was his name? Please tell me it was something awesome, like Amarok.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
I hope it was something dumb like wolfymcwolfface

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Everyone knows the worst name for a wolf is Franklin L. Fang, Esq.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/MC1AYOb.mp4

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

What was his name? Please tell me it was something awesome, like Amarok.

Kodiak. Kodi for short. We rescued him as a puppy. The vet said that he suspected that he was the runt of his litter and was abandoned by his pack. He weighed a mere 120lbs.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Solice Kirsk posted:

Everyone knows the worst name for a wolf is Franklin L. Fang, Esq.

No I'm pretty sure its Moon moon

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Wasabi the J posted:

But I do however remember every detail of every embarrassing moment, and become like loving Jason Bourne with his horrible flashbacks -- but mine are less for murder and more like saying the wrong word and realizing 20 years later I sounded like a horrible creep to someone I admired.

Hi, me. :sadwave:

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I don't think this is real

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

Impossible, you can't BOTH be me.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

This is fantastic.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The Ape of Naples posted:

I don't think this is real

Yeah, some of the pixels seem off

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Phlegmish posted:

Yeah, some of the pixels seem off

That's 'cause it's playing in reverse, duh.

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound if you like
https://i.imgur.com/g58W895.mp4


Geemer posted:

That's 'cause it's playing in reverse, duh.

https://im6.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-6-b6fa69d21ffa.mp4

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