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pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Push El Burrito posted:

Every time someone says they had Taco Bell I think of Orpheus saying "I had Taco Bell for lunch!"

"It's DR. Orpheus, master of arcane and spirtual arts"

"They give out Ph.Ds for that?"

# ? Aug 15, 2020 12:41

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# ? May 23, 2024 19:36

Ambitious Spider: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/MarcSnetiker/status/1294502324400828416?s=20
'
https://twitter.com/olivebrinker/status/1032046532743319552?s=20

Ambitious Spider has a new favorite as of 13:58 on Aug 15, 2020

# ? Aug 15, 2020 13:42

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/HenpeckedHal/status/1206745619030659073

# ? Aug 15, 2020 13:59

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/HaisyDarding/status/1293648173349707776

# ? Aug 15, 2020 15:05

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/ArmyStrang/status/1294485481376317440?s=20

# ? Aug 15, 2020 17:42

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mak0rz posted:

https://twitter.com/HenpeckedHal/status/1206745619030659073

I knew someone who used the app to have their own personal entrance music.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 17:57

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1294691532423884800

Thats the tea

# ? Aug 15, 2020 18:46

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1294691532423884800

Thats the tea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7JpXRNP3hk&t=255s

# ? Aug 15, 2020 19:02

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ashbcoffin/status/1294680880464748546?s=21

# ? Aug 15, 2020 19:44

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ms_sharims/status/1293958360258228226

# ? Aug 15, 2020 19:54

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/MaxLebled/status/1294300124441710597?s=19

# ? Aug 15, 2020 20:05

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/xeni/status/1294690929975017472?s=19

# ? Aug 15, 2020 20:15

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/ArmyStrang/status/1294485481376317440?s=20

Now how do I get this on my underwear?

# ? Aug 15, 2020 21:15

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

tangy yet delightful posted:

Now how do I get this on my underwear?

https://twitter.com/Mochasucculent/status/1279944020681060352

# ? Aug 15, 2020 21:19

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/vincentdonofrio/status/1294702864552660992

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:10

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ashbcoffin/status/1294723627070500867?s=21

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:36

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/ashbcoffin/status/1294723627070500867?s=21

How many is that in hobbit years?

# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:16

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Hobbits don't live any longer than humans, they just consider thirtysomethings to be children because look at them

# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:24

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

RandomFerret posted:

Hobbits don't live any longer than humans, they just consider thirtysomethings to be children because look at them

Lord of the Rings starts with Bilbo's eleventy first birthday?

# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:29

StillFullyTerrible: Feb 16, 2020; you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

the ring extends your life as it corrupts you
this is how smeagol is hundreds of years old

# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:35

fishtobaskets: Feb 22, 2007; It's not about butthole pleasures; Lipstick Apathy

I know dozens of 30something children

# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:37

Beeswax: Dec 29, 2005; Grimey Drawer

This is my favourite tweet of all time

https://twitter.com/johnorthside/status/1221817688999153665

# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:39

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Beeswax posted:

This is my favourite tweet of all time

https://twitter.com/johnorthside/status/1221817688999153665

Thanks for resurrecting terrible memories from my childhood! :mad:

# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:41

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

https://twitter.com/eyeballslicer/status/1294001807614717959

# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:48

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Hobbits do live longer than humans, even without any rings. 100+ years is not uncommon. Bilbo was starting get strange looks though, as he didn't age.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:56

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

fishtobaskets posted:

I know dozens of 30something children

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1LVt49l6aP8

# ? Aug 16, 2020 01:10

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/SusannaLHarris/status/1294742850693980163

https://twitter.com/TheM_L_G/status/1294748462240628741

# ? Aug 16, 2020 01:10

uvar: Jul 25, 2011; Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.; College Slice

Beeswax posted:

This is my favourite tweet of all time

https://twitter.com/johnorthside/status/1221817688999153665

Is the joke here that this some kind of lyric mashup of I guess Xanadu & Agadoo or is there something more subtle I'm missing?

# ? Aug 16, 2020 01:19

fishtobaskets: Feb 22, 2007; It's not about butthole pleasures; Lipstick Apathy

Beeswax posted:

This is my favourite tweet of all time

Here's mine:
https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/212767135901024256?s=20

# ? Aug 16, 2020 01:48

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

RandomFerret posted:

Hobbits don't live any longer than humans, they just consider thirtysomethings to be children because look at them

Frodo was 50 by the time he first touched the ring.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 03:18

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

rodbeard posted:

Frodo was 50 by the time he first touched the ring.

better late than never

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:07

Trevor Hale: Dec 8, 2008; What have I become, my Swedish friend?

https://twitter.com/ericallenhatch/status/1294804277777637377?s=21

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:13

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Let's stop here there's already a LOTR slash derail going on in multiple other threads in my bookmarks for some reason.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:22

Beard Yawn: Apr 11, 2011; You would make a good Dalek.

fishtobaskets posted:

Here's mine:
https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/212767135901024256?s=20

This is mine:

https://twitter.com/matthewlillard/status/248511805125709824?s=21

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:23

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/tobiunicorn/status/1294281990858919936

https://twitter.com/JSEllenberg/status/1293169130804215810

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:23

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

https://twitter.com/GstaAsim/status/1294472209902325763

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:34

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Trevor Hale posted:

https://twitter.com/ericallenhatch/status/1294804277777637377?s=21

This is a blue waffles situation, you don�t wanna go looking

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:37

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/1294837707546472449?s=19

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:41

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/1294837707546472449?s=19

Already deleted, what was it?

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:42

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Nottherealaborn: Nov 12, 2012

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/1294837707546472449?s=19

Edit: beaten

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:43

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