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Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


I find pastrami the most sensual of all the spiced, cured meats.

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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Justin Credible posted:

I find pastrami the most sensual of all the spiced, cured meats.

Hungry?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami :(

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami :(

Yeah, that's what you did. :rolleyes:

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Yea, well I had sex with your wife!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Bird in a Blender posted:

Yea, well I had sex with your wife!

...his wife is in a coma.

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


Vietnamwees posted:

...his wife is in a coma.

I didn't know you could come out of a coma!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Justin Credible posted:

I didn't know you could come out of a coma!

I didn't know it was possible NOT to know that!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
I feel so rested, and refreshed!

...get me a toothbrush!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

JethroMcB posted:

I feel so rested, and refreshed!

...get me a toothbrush!

You're not giving away our water pick!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Chili posted:

You're not giving away our water pick!

You mentioned George's name to Mayor Dinkins? You
discussed George with the mayor of New York?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

SirPablo posted:

You mentioned George's name to Mayor Dinkins? You
discussed George with the mayor of New York?

You "felt her material"? What do you mean you FELT HER MATERIAL?!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

You "felt her material"? What do you mean you FELT HER MATERIAL?!

What ever happened to, "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on. MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?"!!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

What ever happened to, "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on. MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?"!!

You want a piece of me!?

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

The sea was angry that day my friends!

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

Parrotine posted:

The sea was angry that day my friends!

It's in my book - "Astonishing Tales of the Sea"

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

You want a piece of me!?

Parrotine showed me how to get mad. You gotta problem with that?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Parrotine showed me how to get mad. You gotta problem with that?

Easy, big fella

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Chili posted:

Easy, big fella

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I kind of like this forums crowd, I feel tough.


Anybody else got a problem? :mad:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Chili posted:

You're not giving away our water pick!

This quote should only appear in all caps, really, for full effect. Much like "free candy" must be "FREE CAN-DAY."

Otherwise, it's just masturbation.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

Just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way.

You know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use them.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
MY BOYS CAN SWIM!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

JethroMcB posted:

MY BOYS CAN SWIM!

Pulp can move, baby!

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



SirPablo posted:

Pulp can move, baby!

OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I think he's gonna need... mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. :ohdear:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I think he's gonna need... mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. :ohdear:

How can you possibly show your face there again?

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Jimmy is sweet on you.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

Jimmy is sweet on you.

DON'T TOUCH JIMMY!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

How can you possibly show your face there again?

Oh I can't. They revoked my membership. Pulchritudinous too.

You know, we can't go anywhere near there.

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Alright let's take a short break














We're back!

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Parrotine posted:

Alright let's take a short break














We're back!

What? Two animal acts on the same show? What is this, amateur hour? Look, Parrotine, I'm sorry, but maybe another time, all right?

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

esperantinc posted:

What? Two animal acts on the same show? What is this, amateur hour? Look, Parrotine, I'm sorry, but maybe another time, all right?

Where are the cameras?

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker

Parrotine posted:

Where are the cameras?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thjVQfIGqeg

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I never understood the logic behind this decision. What was the point of getting a shot of Barry Prophet on the toilet exactly? They can't hold it over his head in any blackmail scheme since its a Polaroid and they mailed it back to him.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

I never understood the logic behind this decision. What was the point of getting a shot of Barry Prophet on the toilet exactly? They can't hold it over his head in any blackmail scheme since its a Polaroid and they mailed it back to him.

They were trying to get a picture of him doing coke

I'm hip to the whole scene.

The bathroom scene. :cool:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

They were trying to get a picture of him doing coke

I'm hip to the whole scene.

The bathroom scene. :cool:

Sperry Rand Building. 14th floor, Morgan Apparel. Mention my name - she'll give you the key.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.

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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
SirPablo, we're trying to live in a society, here!

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