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Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

Nothing is going to beat this, sorry
https://twitter.com/wizardingworld/status/1081242428105998336?s=19

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1295295217772290051

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/MrsPhilPerry/status/1294932679167750144

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/stonedgeralt/status/1294837269862416389?s=20

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/oldpersononline/status/1295356611536527363?s=21

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Today I learned what the traditional cartoon beehive image is based on

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
Some greatest hits, new and old:

https://twitter.com/TynanDeLong/status/1255906007617765376?s=19

https://twitter.com/Blayofficial/status/1246348048139198464?s=19

https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1085320705095413762?s=19

https://twitter.com/dril/status/11074098650?s=19

https://twitter.com/mxrk/status/155189115556597761?s=19

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/2ndHandBurrito/status/1210401030158082055?s=20

OK, but this is Charles Bronson in his mid-50s:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ProudBulba/status/1295379481763254273?s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/1295406239522811904

:worship:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




:hmmyes:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/panoparker/status/1295327666665553920?s=20

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/possumkratom69/status/1295407750575460355

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/reformattday/status/1295098693905977346

https://twitter.com/Mom_Overboard/status/1295092835386118145

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
https://twitter.com/MaKaylaGaines16/status/1295163219917582338?s=19

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
forward to 3:40 for a very nice right hook

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/HalfOnionInABag/status/1295474540567396352

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/nattiedabrattie/status/1294830098458255361

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1295176733126086657

Can I get a big oof?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Cue daSharEz0ne please.

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

FINALLY!!!

So many years of hearing the bullshit "white people can't say the n-word" argument and someone finally comes back with what I've been wanting to hear for years. "Go ahead and say it! This is America! Nobody's gonna arrest you! Go ahead!"

"...but i don't want to"

"Then why are you talking about it? Just say it!"

EDIT: I know it's a tv show. I still wish I could ask someone that in real life. My luck, they'd be proud to say it.

volts5000 has a new favorite as of 02:31 on Aug 18, 2020

Pug Smugly
Apr 5, 2011
[quote="ultrafilter" post="507338404"]
https://twitter.com/reformattday/status/1295098693905977346

This is even funnier when you know the context. U.K education used a lovely algorithm to calculate grades. Supries surprise posh school grades went up and public schools went down.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
shouldnt use the word public schools to mean poor peeps schools if youre talkin about the uk

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

bob dobbs is dead posted:

shouldnt use the word public schools to mean poor peeps schools if youre talkin about the uk

yeah literally everything about the UK school system is completely crazy from an American perspective. It's like finding out that Hogwarts is a real place only instead of magic they teach racism.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice

pentyne posted:

yeah literally everything about the UK school system is completely crazy from an American perspective. It's like finding out that Hogwarts is a real place only instead of magic they teach racism.

https://twitter.com/gdebenedetti/status/1295458730419654657

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/1295514386740604928

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

pentyne posted:

yeah literally everything about the UK school system is completely crazy from an American perspective. It's like finding out that Hogwarts is a real place only instead of magic they teach racism.

only a small amount of the social structure of hogwarts is actually made up, the rest is stolen from british public schools, which are for the rich and powerful

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



pentyne posted:

yeah literally everything about the UK school system is completely crazy from an American perspective. It's like finding out that Hogwarts is a real place only instead of magic they teach racism.

To be fair, they also teach buggery.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/ghweldon/status/1295545037116321797

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Iiiii'm watching Columbo reruns, tyvm

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




zoux posted:

Iiiii'm watching Columbo reruns, tyvm

Give Murder By Death a watch if you can stomach the yellow face racism.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

bob dobbs is dead posted:

only a small amount of the social structure of hogwarts is actually made up, the rest is stolen from british public schools, which are for the rich and powerful

It's simple, we have public schools which are private and cost money to get in, selective secondary schools where you have to pass their test to get in, grammar schools where you pass a general test to get in but only in certain areas and if you fail, you go to a high school or other areas there's just normal secondary schools. Unless you live in an area where there's primary, middle and secondary schools, then it changes again.

Simple.

Yellow Ant
Feb 28, 2016
It’s not a classic like some of the other great tweets people have posted over the last couple of pages, but this is one of my faves. I think about it every time I see a little dog on a walk.

https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/status/452523461638774784?s=20

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

bob dobbs is dead posted:

only a small amount of the social structure of hogwarts is actually made up, the rest is stolen from british public schools, which are for the rich and powerful

The part where they used to just piss and poo poo wherever was taken from the French nobility of the 18th century.

Kenning posted:

To be fair, they also teach buggery.

Actually it's called fagging.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

bob dobbs is dead posted:

only a small amount of the social structure of hogwarts is actually made up, the rest is stolen from british public schools, which are for the rich and powerful

The more you think about Harry Potter the more dumb it gets, and that's before hearing about the author on twitter. Who could've guessed a children's book about magic children in a school playing with wands would be dumb.

Not like my noble fantasy about dragons and angels!

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Thank you for this. Harpo made me giggle for a full five minutes. I needed that.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1247376198839103488

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/CBSLA/status/1294438364599525376

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Refried Noodle
Feb 23, 2012


You need police to enforce the laws of society. Most personnel are normal people doing a job that is necessary. I’m in favor of police reform in the US to combat systemic abuse btw

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