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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



fartknocker posted:

How many ACL’s have popped today alone? Like 10?

I think we're still at a normal 1st day of Training camp number.

But yeah, probably gonna be bad this year.

Also, for every QB went 11 for 11 at practice today, what I'm here for is videos like:

https://twitter.com/Brett_Jensen/status/1295380987325579268

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

fartknocker posted:

How many ACL’s have popped today alone? Like 10?

why did you say this


https://twitter.com/ByNateTaylor/status/1295382559518609409

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/CFL/status/1295398292931715077

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

cfl never die

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


that's some backyard poo poo and I love it

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Nooooo

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1295356805250527234

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

sharknado slashfic posted:

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1295356805250527234

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dude is only 31

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sharknado slashfic posted:

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1295356805250527234

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah coming back after 2 years off in your 30s always works out.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ehud posted:

dude is only 31

At least it's not Antonio Willnotbenamed. I guess it can't hurt to kick the tires.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I have no idea what Dez has been up to but the Ravens' WR corps isn't exactly a murderer's row so I support this

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Mostly getting as much separation from the couch as he does from defensive backs






edit: good news!


https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1295411060049096704



oh wait different bad news!

kiimo fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Aug 17, 2020

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Let's check in on the Tom Brady arm situation:

quote:

Miller got behind the defense and caught a touchdown bomb from new quarterback Tom Brady. The play covered 90 yards and Brady’s throw, which came off play-action, traveled about 50 yards in the air and was on the money. Miller, who might be the fastest receiver on the team, blew past the coverage and free safety Mike Edwards couldn’t get over top of the route fast enough.

cool

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I think Dez Bryant can succeed somewhere in the NFL but I bet if he comes to the Ravens the fans will completely hate him by the end of the season cause the team is not going to use him right. It's another Michael Crabtree.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1295412531138383872?s=19

E: https://twitter.com/toddarcher/status/1295410986405502979?s=19

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

wandler20 posted:

Let's check in on the Tom Brady arm situation:


cool

You've only got a handful of those, probably don't use them all up during camp?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Cam already wearing a hooded sweatshirt.


It's 105 here

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It's been unseasonably nice this last week in Boston, currently 72 out.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Kalli posted:

It's been unseasonably nice this last week in Boston, currently 72 out.

Been a nice shift from like a week ago when it was in the 90s. It's felt like early fall the past few days.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

wandler20 posted:

Let's check in on the Tom Brady arm situation:


cool

his deep accuracy turned to poo poo in the fourth quarter last season. He can bomb it out early but poo poo falls off a cliff as the game progresses.

this was him in the 4th 2015 - 2018


this is him in the 4th quarter last year

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Well then it's a good thing the games will be out of reach and he can sit for the fourth quarter. Checkmate.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

wandler20 posted:

Well then it's a good thing the games will be out of reach and he can sit for the fourth quarter. Checkmate.
No point for Brady to play in the fourth quarter when the Bucs are down by four touchdowns

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/A_kamara6/status/1295420083259547648

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Failed a test I bet.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

noooooo

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Spoeank posted:

his deep accuracy turned to poo poo in the fourth quarter last season. He can bomb it out early but poo poo falls off a cliff as the game progresses.

this was him in the 4th 2015 - 2018


this is him in the 4th quarter last year


you know what's also poo poo? the quality of data in that last graph. there are perhaps 9 attempts total being graphed at ranges above 25 yards. the values are either 0, 50, or 100 (%) with several yardage values missing data entirely and you're trying to fit a curve to it. change the attempt at 46 yards to a completion and all the sudden the entire tail of that graph changes.

not to mention actual game conditions, drops, hail mary attempts or other end of half situations. I am the furthest thing in the world from a Brady fan but that graph is utterly useless.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
There's also no comparison being provided. What does Pat Mahomes' chart look like? What about Josh Allen?

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

https://twitter.com/A_kamara6/status/1295421864207155200
Lol what

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Lol he's telling the internet he's breaking whatever bubble they might have

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He gave old man Brees COVID19.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1295431503749492737

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1295427774509920267

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
loving hell. Did they not go with the training thing they paid to have designed?

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Yeah, this is the first day of padded practice

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Wings are one thing but breaking contain for a nail salon is shameful

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Aaron Rodgers confirmed bad at sex and gay

https://twitter.com/enews/status/1294102666470133760?s=20

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

We already did this 4 days ago

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
nobody cares

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Failing to satisfy Olivia Munn is a capital crime tho

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



What QB is the best at sex? I mean aside from Philip Rivers.

I posit Alex Smith got the dick that won't quit.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Come on, we have actual football news to discuss now!

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