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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Vesi posted:

lolled bigly at the header, I feel so certain of china's food security now



I'm thinking about those crops

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d0s
Jun 28, 2004

BrigadierSensible posted:

How do they do that?

Same way people convince themselves that things like sandy hook and 9/11 didn't happen or were deep state plots I'd imagine. lock yourself in a community where that is the reality

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

There was a guy in this thread not a month ago doing the whole "well technically those people weren't killed in Tienanmen square" thing. As if it makes any difference at all where exactly people got gunned down.

And there's a lot of that "well this is not x because according to definition y of x that we are clearly not using" stuff, like that arguing to make the wrong right by being dishonest kind of thing. But there's a lot of different ways to be a tankie so nailing down a definition for "tankie" is like nailing down a definition for "nerd", you kinda just know it when you see it.

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

Tankies are people defending a regime for domatic reasons, where their defense concludes that the regime did not do anything wrong or could not have reasonably done anything different, even if such an option exists.

We can understand left-wing Tankies by understanding their outlook coming from Marxism. Their prior is the reasonable assumption that capitalist society is an iron cage in which systemic pressure makes gradual (in particular, ethically "clean") change impossible. The enemy, "capitalism" - and this I need to stress - is a system. A system with everyone in it, including the Tankie. Everyone is inherently part of what needs to be destroyed, and the fight against a system can not take into account the morality of what happens to individuals. It is antithetical to the dogma to even consider abhorrent acts as acts against individuals, because in Marxism system and individual are causally separated by history ('time') and it would be unclear whether acts that are individually wrong would not be, or especially be, collectively good.

On the grand scale, abolition of capitalism is believed to be the most important goal of humanity that will, eventually, save millions or billions of lives. Any agent that works towards that goal, including any country following that dogma or simply existing as a non-capitalist entity, is by definition good.
For the Tankie, it is entirely inconsequential if thousands or even millions of people get genocided or crushed by tanks in China or elsewhere. These actions are ultimately necessary because a communist country or society is in a constant state of war against capitalism as a system. Hence, acts need not even be promoting communism to be justified, it is sufficient that an act strengthens the country in any way for it to be good.
It does not matter whether China is de-facto communist or capitalist, as China is one of the few entities that follow the correct dogma. By that fact alone, China rages a war against capitalism. Tankies will grumble about the fact that China is not really communist, but that doesn't change their allegiance to China. China itself declares itself anti capitalist, so it being a capitalist country is nothing but another necessary act of defense against the systemic war that the capitalist system inherently wages against humanity.


So, for the Uighur genocide, Tankies will first deny that it is a genocide and claim it's a "police action" that is slightly too "harsh" (cf. my recent probation in the bad thread). Then, however, they will also say that it is necessary, justified or at least reasonable given the circumstances (the implication here is usually that dirty Muslims just can't help themselves doing terrorism because they are Muslims).

However, this is all just window dressing. Tankies genuinely believe that such acts are not only necessary, but they are in fact good. There is no alternatively to deliver humanity to its salvation.


Therefore, it's not really productive to argue with Tankies because no matter how the discussion goes, the priors are too different. Appealing to the presence of any amount of misery and death is useless. The Tankie finds these events regrettable, but also necessary and by that they are in fact good. You will be fed excuses because the Tankie knows you do not yet share this outlook on things, but internally the Tankie could not care less about who gets got where if it helps the fight against the capitalist system.

Haramstufe Rot fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Aug 17, 2020

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Plus, of course, self-righteousness masturbation brings such a shine to the ego.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That is so dumb and twisted it hurts my brain. I can't believe you typed cursed text without bleeding from the eyes. Your constitution is commendable. To hell with tankies even more. Load more HEAT.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
Also anyone critical of the regime is actually racist.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


CIGNX posted:

They didn't remove socialism, but they did remove all mention of Marxism-Leninsm in 1992 and Communism in 2009

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_North_Korea

It also looks like they replaced Juche with Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism. Not quite as catchy.

Hoisted by my own petard. I thought they'd gotten rid of all of it and were just their own weird militarism thing now.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

literally doing the "dear leader looking at stuff" thing

bonelessdongs
Jul 17, 2019

What's he looking at?

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Someone with actual skills get Groverhaus in there stat

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

bonelessdongs posted:


What's he looking at?

I feel a Photoshop thread coming on

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

bonelessdongs
Jul 17, 2019

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

:discourse:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I'm thinking about those crops

dam plum give out

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
:nws: :nms: :nws: :nms: :nws: :nms:



https://youtu.be/l19UJMJTYOU

E: spolier tag not hiding the video :(
E2: fixed

url fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Aug 17, 2020

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
well remember D&D s favorite tankie R. Guyovich?

he would regular purdges of posters

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Haramstufe Rot posted:


It does not matter whether China is de-facto communist or capitalist, as China is one of the few entities that follow the correct dogma. By that fact alone, China rages a war against capitalism. Tankies will grumble about the fact that China is not really communist, but that doesn't change their allegiance to China. China itself declares itself anti capitalist, so it being a capitalist country is nothing but another necessary act of defense against the systemic war that the capitalist system inherently wages against humanity.


I don’t know why but of all the things they do this is one of those that really gets to me. It’s because it betrays an inconsistency in their theoretical framework. Typically most of these people will also claim to be materialists in the Marxist sense. However they are so desperate for anyone who will validate their own personal dogma, that they will actually ignore the logic of class interest and material circumstance. Today the CCP contains the vast majoritY of China’s bourgeoisie, so why would they expect it to work against its own class interest? Ultimately I think they just like people who talk like they and sound like they do

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ups_rail posted:

well remember D&D s favorite tankie R. Guyovich?

he would regular purdges of posters

the hilarious part is they actually made D&D more readable

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bloody hell. Was not expecting a hit and run with Chinese characteristics suddenly show up to ruin the day. gently caress China.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

the hilarious part is they actually made D&D more readable

There are a lot of terrible posters.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

oohhboy posted:

Bloody hell. Was not expecting a hit and run with Chinese characteristics suddenly show up to ruin the day. gently caress China.

apologies, the spoiler tag isn't hiding the YT link because it auot converts to a video tag.
I haven't been posting for a while, i'm a little out of practice with BBCode fun


I'm kinda keen to get a bunch of the famurse Chinese videos we've all come to know and love with the proud emperor overlay on them.
It just feels like the right time to do it.

E: tags fixed, apols for sidebar

url fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Aug 17, 2020

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6So5rx6r2U

url fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Aug 17, 2020

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

bonelessdongs posted:


What's he looking at?

Really should consider doing this as its own thread, seriously. Do it clearly marked NWS too so we can get Xi staring into the goatman's butthole.

GBS's current mods love a good Photoshop thread and would prolly sticky it.

E: lol I'm late, good on you bonelessdongs

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Aug 17, 2020

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

url posted:

Jimmy Lai gives no fucks.

This seems very explicit by comparison. Usually they refer to the emporer in a round-about way.
Guess this is the end of the road for Lai.

The man has balls, a true Hong Konger. He has always expected they would come for him and declared this publicly. Now that all the red lines have been moved and crossed even if you stood still he has no fucks to give.

What I didn't expect is for them to move this fast. I figured they would do some salami slicing, not take out a cleaver. iirc it was Xi's birthday or something so it was a present/loyalty signalling. The other coincidental reason is going after somebody super high profile to scare every one else. Given the open support like protesting via buying stock and massive number of newspapers it hasn't worked. If anything protesting is increasingly more creative.

Not sure how long HKFP is going to last inside HK as it's functionally pro-Hong Konger simply by reporting the news straight and accurately as possible. Can't report anything good about government if it's all poo poo. On top of that the CCP has no levers to pull and HKFP has declared it will not compromise its integrity period. Which means any moves will be direct and harsh.

Not sure this guy understands how the CCP works as far as consent goes.

https://hongkongfp.com/2020/08/17/time-for-de-escalation-hong-kong-as-the-frontline-between-the-us-and-china/

Still interesting to see another point of view. Even if the assumptions as to why we are here and what HK represents are wrong. It's not a frontline, it was Berlin which started walled off, now occupied. "Engagement" which is really appeasement is why we are here, more of it isn't going to fix this. We have feed to cookie monster, now it wants milk, got to cut him off not reward him. He is also optimistic to the point of naivety taking China's positive statements at face value.


Classic.

The tags work now. All good mate.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
oops, double post

url fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Aug 17, 2020

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

oohhboy posted:

The man has balls, a true Hong Konger. He has always expected they would come for him and declared this publicly.

The tags work now. All good mate.

He's a legend.

:nws: (because flying dicks, because I'm juvenile)

https://youtu.be/Mvse0CFiOBQ

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TknWdASV7c4

url fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Aug 17, 2020

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AabtARKy18

d0s
Jun 28, 2004


lmao

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Of course it's been ages, and it was so minor etc. But I am curious.

Was there any follow up on this bloke and his parents once they returned home to China? Did they just go back to ordinary life after their tantrum and pissbaby behaviour caused an international incident?

Coz if I remember the story rightly, they curtailed their entire holiday because of this and flew straight home. Wasting a bucket of money, and missing out on the remainder of their vacation time.

Joey Steel
Jul 24, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

the hilarious part is they actually made D&D more readable

R. Guyovich was, in retrospect, a much better mod than D&D deserved.

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

yeah but he was a poo poo poster so whatever

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Banning D&D/CSPAM posters is always going to be a net positive so I don't think it's worth giving Guyovich any credit

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
That photoshop thread is going great.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
The "this is killing" one is my fave so far.

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

nomad2020 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjHWkCdZdOE

Simulation that describes a theoretical collapse of the 3 gorges dam during monsoon season as a 500 mile multi-city path of destruction.

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