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egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
Are the "quiet" parts quiet anymore? They just keep saying them louder lmao

https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1295489684756299776

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Nixon also didn't have the weird cult of personality that would allow him to bend reality like Trump does.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Fister Roboto posted:

Nixon also didn't have the weird cult of personality that would allow him to bend reality like Trump does.

Creating that alternative reality after the Nixon mess was one of the reasons Fox News was created.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto posted:

Nixon also didn't have the weird cult of personality that would allow him to bend reality like Trump does.

For thirty years, the conservative elites built a right-wing media ecosystem only for it to trap them inside with Trump, locked in a death spiral.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Thwomp posted:

For thirty years, the conservative elites built a right-wing media ecosystem only for it to trap them inside with Trump, locked in a death spiral.

I mean based on recent history it is so far a winning spiral for the people who built the cage.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Creating that alternative reality after the Nixon mess was one of the reasons Fox News was created.

I’m not a Nixon fan but appreciate his weird 1960 election plan to campaign in all 50 states. The flaws you would expect popped up (from Wikipedia):

quote:

At the Republican National Convention, Nixon had pledged to campaign in all fifty states. This pledge backfired when, in August, Nixon injured his knee on a car door while campaigning in North Carolina. The knee became infected and Nixon had to cease campaigning for two weeks while the infection was treated with antibiotics.

When he left Walter Reed Hospital, Nixon refused to abandon his pledge to visit every state; he thus wound up wasting valuable time visiting states that he had no chance of winning, or that had few electoral votes and would be of little help at the election, or states that he would almost certainly win regardless. For example, in his effort to visit all 50 states, Nixon spent the vital weekend before the election campaigning in Alaska, which had only three electoral votes, while Kennedy campaigned in more populous states, such as New Jersey, Ohio, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
The Electoral Map from 1972 is...something, too.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Sometimes I wonder what America would look like today if Ford hadn’t pardoned Nixon.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Michelle Obama apparently delivered the speech of the convention and nobody might come close.

https://twitter.com/thematthill/status/1295556739794862080?s=19

And because this is a good line and also accurate:

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1295554892619186177?s=19

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

facialimpediment posted:

Michelle Obama apparently delivered the speech of the convention and nobody might come close.

https://twitter.com/thematthill/status/1295556739794862080?s=19

I briefly met her on one of her visits. She took the time to thank the behind the scenes support staff. Probably took - a few minutes of her time to shake our hands of the IT, finance and logistic folks and say a few words, but I'd vote for her.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


:jerkbag:

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

facialimpediment posted:

Michelle Obama apparently delivered the speech of the convention and nobody might come close.

https://twitter.com/thematthill/status/1295556739794862080?s=19


The speech was boring as gently caress.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Thwomp posted:

For thirty years, the conservative elites built a right-wing media ecosystem only for it to trap them inside with Trump, locked in a death spiral.

Yeah, like getting "trapped" in the briar patch

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


facialimpediment posted:

UNC Chapel Hill officially closed. They lasted a week before their COVID positive percentage hit 12%.

https://twitter.com/TarheelSoup/status/1295337202495426560?s=19

https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/1295450212530520065?s=19

our institutions are run by morons whose entire lives have prepared them to expect being fawned over for their sensibility and virtue

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

facialimpediment posted:

Michelle Obama apparently delivered the speech of the convention and nobody might come close.

https://twitter.com/thematthill/status/1295556739794862080?s=19

And because this is a good line and also accurate:

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1295554892619186177?s=19

We're dying without healthcare but it's great y'all get to jerk off over the Obamas again

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

you do not in fact have to hand it to the lincoln project

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Proud Christian Mom posted:

We're dying without healthcare but it's great y'all get to jerk off over the Obamas again

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Like I legit don't think half of y'all understand I can't play rainbow six because I'm trying to relearn gardening because this poo poo will not end.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Wasabi the J posted:

Like I legit don't think half of y'all understand I can't play rainbow six because I'm trying to relearn gardening because this poo poo will not end.

same but HAM radio

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

UNC Chapel Hill officially closed. They lasted a week before their COVID positive percentage hit 12%.

https://twitter.com/TarheelSoup/status/1295337202495426560?s=19

https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/1295450212530520065?s=19

The deadline for tuition refunds was 5PM and they announced this at 3:45.

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl
So colleges can mostly do online teaching to a degree, but what happens to the majors and courses that nees more hands on skills training like paramedic and nursing programs? is there gonna be a major lack of those professions in a year or two when no one's graduating to backfill all the retirements, covid deaths and such?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Most, I think are switching to a hybrid structure, classroom stuff is done online, labs are in person.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

https://www.wavy.com/news/local-news/portsmouth/portsmouth-holding-briefing-about-confederate-monument-incident-several-warrants-secured/

Portsmouth VA police are using a “riot” where a guy got hurt pulling down a confederate statue that occurred 8 hours after a VA state senator and NAACP folks spoke to charge them all with felonies.

Totally by chance that senator’s police oversight bill hit the floor today.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That’s Kafkaesque.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
A few of the DNC speeches last night were live, so the pre-speech feeds were broadcasted out early.

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1295542788046630913?s=19

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1295573300802969600?s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Platystemon posted:

That’s Kafkaesque.


Please, no statue touching ma'am

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1295707096315506688?s=19


The DNC seems like a giant waste of money and a ego stroke but that's just me

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hot Karl Marx posted:

The DNC seems like a giant waste of money and a ego stroke but that's just me

Absolutely! The best part is that reporters used to run around the DNC and spend most of their convention time eating, drinking, or bullshitting. Now, they're forced to sit around and watch every single speech, so they're starting to realize how tedious it all is.

Thankfully though, basically everyone gets like 1-2 minutes to talk at most, so the whole AOC ONLY GETS A MINUTE, THIS IS CENTRIST BULLSHIT turned out to be super overblown.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/...ingawful.com%2F

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



10am and considering just going back to bed

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Don't forget to drink first!

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008


“Today it is my honor to pardon Ms. Susan B. Anthony, who- a lot of people don’t know this, but now they’re saying ‘Sir, what happened to Ms. Anthony, it’s very unfair, the Fake News media and the Deep State, they’re treating her- Ms. Casey B. Anthony- very badly.’ And now, she can be a free woman and go vote- in person, because she wasn’t arrested for wanting to vote by mail, which is a Democrat fraud. Can we get her up here? What do you mean she’s dead?”

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Trump is going to be baffled by the indifference from women toward this action much like how he was baffled when Ds were upset or at a minimum indifferent when he pardoned Blagojevich

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Can't tell that's a joke or serious

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

So yesterday at the grocery store some older guy was complaining to the manager that the store wasn't enforcing masks. The manager said they didn't have the power to enforce the mask rule, so the guy took his mask off in a huff and proceeded to shop sans mask.

this country is hosed lol

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Remember that a pardon carries the implicit assumption of guilt. So he's basically posthumously forcing the admittance that what she did was wrong. Somehow I doubt that she would accept the pardon if she was alive.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1295713348571541505


https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1295723474045083648

Welp. Guess I'm reading this today.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/JesseCharlesLee...ingawful.com%2F

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

drat if only a correspondent for politico/msnbc was allowed to write this out in an article instead of 200 twitter messages

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

PookBear posted:

drat if only a correspondent for politico/msnbc was allowed to write this out in an article instead of 200 twitter messages

Yeah Twitter is great for linking content in a form that doesn’t have a character limit. Why people feel the need to write volumes of discourse over dozens of tweets, I don’t know.

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