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qirex posted:redman on cribs is one of the best tv moments ever
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Aug 17, 2020 12:57
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Platystemon posted:Oops! All whomps!
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Pile Of Garbage posted:redman supremacy Loving this (´・ω・`)
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evil_bunnY posted:I still remember this, the dude is amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNtKT9_1KXQ
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Aug 17, 2020 15:25
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the whole thing is fantastic but the belt-clipped flip-phone is peak 2001...
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Aug 17, 2020 15:39
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Carthag Tuek posted:[citation needed] ok so whose kid do you think it is then
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https://twitter.com/accidental_left/status/1295373076599840770 lol this is a good twit account
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FAUXTON posted:ok so whose kid do you think it is then oh its probably his, but i think you need to have sex to "knock" someone up
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Elon's offspring are almost certainly tube babies because he's nothing if not hellbent on micromanaging everything to death.
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endlessmonotony posted:Elon's offspring are almost certainly tube babies because he's nothing if not hellbent on micromanaging everything to death. its pretty commonly accepted that all of his kids are ivf, and he throws away the female embryos
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Do you think he actually went through that with grimes though? Or did he just bring a banana peel to the first ultrasound appointment
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oh he absolutely did yep can you imagine how upset and bad he would feel if they went at it natural-style and a girl popped out
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Just think of all the contracts he made her sign before they attempted to have a kid, the IVF and genetic testing to find the most bazinga embryo was the easiest part of the whole process
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maybe when musk signed his soul over to peter thiel part of the deal was a steady supply of healthy sons
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qirex posted:maybe when musk signed his soul over to peter thiel part of the deal was a steady supply of healthy sons 
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lol do you think he CRISPR'd away that hairline 👀
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qirex posted:maybe when musk signed his soul over to peter thiel part of the deal was a steady supply of healthy sons The is my head canon now. Edit: blood supply for the ghoul nazi vampire lair I mean, obviously.
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huge hole in this theory. why would peter thiel willingly give up custody of young men
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Aug 19, 2020 19:43
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looks like a bunch of the ex-tesla executives have started their own club with blackjack & hookers https://lucidmotors.com
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Aug 19, 2020 20:57
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looks like they hired the same person who designed the exterior of the model s lol
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"In the future, Lucid's assistive technology will help you and your family get things done. Over-the-air software upgrades will allow the Lucid Air to transition through progressive levels of autonomy. In the future, your car will be able to retrieve your groceries, pick up your kids from practice, or provide you a moment to sit back and relax as you are safely driven home. This time is yours." Doesn't the US have some bullshit for inaccurate advertising? Cause it seems like these companies can just say whatever they want now with no repercussions. "In the future with our over the air updates your car will turn into a plane and fly from destination to destination. Sit back and relax, the time is yours"
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Nitr0 posted:"In the future, Lucid's assistive technology will help you and your family get things done. Over-the-air software upgrades will allow the Lucid Air to transition through progressive levels of autonomy. In the future, your car will be able to retrieve your groceries, pick up your kids from practice, or provide you a moment to sit back and relax as you are safely driven home. This time is yours." It's not inaccurate (read: fraud) because they're not credibly promising any deliverables. Right now it's just marketing their aspirations and research direction, not fraud unless they're literally doing no work to develop that tech. If they happen to continually push the goalposts every 6 months, requiring cash infusions along the way, welp thems the breaks
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does anyone ever get in trouble for software marketing outside of like medical devices and zillion dollar contract stuff
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Lutha Mahtin posted:looks like they hired the same person who designed the exterior of the model s lol it looks like absolute dogshit lmao
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teslas and that lucid car all look like if 2000s era pontiac paid for product placement in a low budget sci fi movie
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i thought that elong was getting close to trouble with his "in one year there will be 500,000 autonomous tesla taxis" statement because it was reasonably specific as opposed to general puffery, could be credibly traced to people throwing more money at testla, and there could be little doubt that he knew that such a claim was preposterous when he said it but here we are with elong a rich man and me just some idiot online, so 
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“in one year [A.D. 2302] there will be 500,000 autonomous tesla taxis”
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two clocks maybe more
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Aug 20, 2020 00:47
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That’s just a docked tablet.
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Aug 20, 2020 00:48
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know what cars need? more screens
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Roosevelt posted:know what cars need? more screens
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Platystemon posted:That’s just a docked tablet. it has a car logo for one of the capacitive buttons so, not sure there
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Lutha Mahtin posted:teslas and that lucid car all look like if 2000s era pontiac paid for product placement in a low budget sci fi movie lol 
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Sagebrush posted:two clocks Still doesn't irk me as much as when Chrysler was sticking analog clocks in the center console
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Sagebrush posted:two clocks i think my Subaru has like 3 visible when using CarPlay
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:i thought that elong was getting close to trouble with his "in one year there will be 500,000 autonomous tesla taxis" statement because it was reasonably specific as opposed to general puffery, could be credibly traced to people throwing more money at testla, and there could be little doubt that he knew that such a claim was preposterous when he said it hypothetically, who would he be in trouble with? the sec could barely lay a finger on him for literal fraud, and when he told them to go screw immediately after the settlement the judge sided with him. the ftc ain't gonna do poo poo
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yeah other than sec it'd just be a state prosecutor with jurisdiction or DOJ assuming that there is some sort of federal interstate-commerce-based criminal fraud statute - idk if there is offhand. not that I think there would be a real chance of any of that - just that it was getting close to at least meeting the elements of criminal fraud I guess somebody might be able to sue him if they could show that they were misled by the statement and suffered harm. There are all sorts of hurdles with that though
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remember that time a guy sued him because elon called him a pedophile, repeatedly, in print, and lost the suit?
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