KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Arki posted:

# ? Aug 17, 2020 01:48

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# ? May 23, 2024 21:41

Demiurge4: Aug 10, 2011

What if the thing we're gonna hate is that White Chain isn't gay?

# ? Aug 17, 2020 03:06

skaianDestiny: Jan 13, 2017; beep boop

Demiurge4 posted:

What if the thing we're gonna hate is that White Chain isn't gay?

Straight trans girls still need to be protected.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 03:28

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

skaianDestiny posted:

Straight trans girls still need to be protected.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 03:49

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Arki posted:

# ? Aug 17, 2020 04:01

Captain Oblivious: Oct 12, 2007; I'm not like other posters

Demiurge4 posted:

What if the thing we're gonna hate is that White Chain isn't gay?

Gatekeeping the trans experience like that would be gross, so that's definitely not it.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 04:04

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

I've kinda stopped anticipating the "thing we'll hate" because it just leads to annoying speculation.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 04:06

Gnome de plume: Sep 5, 2006; Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

What we're gonna hate is all the paperwork that's required to officiate transfer of power, filled out in real time, in triplicate with a notary present.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 04:40

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Guys we got an update: Book 4 got so long that the "thing we will definitely hate" is delayed until the opening of book 5.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 05:03

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

seriously abbadon just come in and say that the thing we were going to hate already happened and it went unremarked upon so that this line of discussion can finally end

# ? Aug 17, 2020 06:45

Arcanuse: Mar 15, 2019

M_Gargantua posted:

Guys we got an update: Book 4 got so long that the "thing we will definitely hate" is delayed until the opening of book 5.

Ah, there it is. The thing we will hate is the ending of this tournament sequence being delayed :v:

# ? Aug 17, 2020 06:50

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

flatluigi posted:

seriously abbadon just come in and say that the thing we were going to hate already happened and it went unremarked upon so that this line of discussion can finally end

White chain wishes to become the supreme cop in salami realms

# ? Aug 17, 2020 07:11

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

IIRC even Allison's Earth isn't our Earth; it doesn't have an Australia.

Neither does ours

# ? Aug 17, 2020 08:11

YaketySass: Jan 15, 2019; Blind Idiot Dog

I 100% believe Solomon stole his suns from Yemmod's homeworld.

Shoehead posted:

It's like how there's a Springfield in every state. thousands of totally different planets just named "Earth"

To be fair it's not a very original name.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 08:17

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

To be fair with The Maxx guarding the Outback then Australia is pretty safe.

Well... it's kind of safe. Vaguely. Look it's defended okay?

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:46

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Solomon David abdicates and decides to seek royalty by restarting his life from scratch, starting humbly as a lowly street food vendor, though disappointingly not noodles. Instead he's all about charcuterie. Check out Salami Dave's Cart of Pork for the best dry sausages in town.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 15:38

Demiurge4: Aug 10, 2011

AL-YIS-UN

White Chain(UN), now a human, is able to host Cio(YIS) and become a devilskin warrior. A fusion of the white and black flame, Allison(AL) gives her/them the key of kings and she/they become God(YISUN) through fusion, not division.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 15:57

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Cat Mattress posted:

Solomon David abdicates and decides to seek royalty by restarting his life from scratch, starting humbly as a lowly street food vendor, though disappointingly not noodles. Instead he's all about charcuterie. Check out Salami Dave's Cart of Pork for the best dry sausages in town.

Meanwhile, Gog has a dozen kebab stands set up in the same plaza.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 16:18

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Regalingualius posted:

Meanwhile, Gog has a dozen kebab stands set up in the same plaza.

Nah, she sells cheese. Specifically, casu marzu.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:17

sliami: Apr 28, 2018

Cat Mattress posted:

Nah, she sells cheese. Specifically, casu marzu.

only in the ksbd thread can we get Obscure Cheese Humor

# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:25

paragon1: Nov 22, 2010; FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Arki posted:

# ? Aug 17, 2020 21:16

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Cat Mattress posted:

Nah, she sells cheese. Specifically, casu marzu.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 21:36

Demiurge4: Aug 10, 2011

This rules

https://www.deviantart.com/marikbentusi/art/Kill-6-Billion-Demons-HS-AU-Parody-animation-592296623

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:05

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

Demiurge4 posted:

This rules

https://www.deviantart.com/marikbentusi/art/Kill-6-Billion-Demons-HS-AU-Parody-animation-592296623

Hell yes

Pro click

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:49

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Apropos nothing, 10VG is a fuckin' bro.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 03:59

Wyld Karde: Mar 18, 2013; She's so ~dreamy~

Demiurge4 posted:

What if the thing we're gonna hate is that White Chain isn't gay?

I think it's a sign I'm getting older, but human White Chain is triggering my paternal instincts. Gay, straight, ace, bi, pan, whatever, I just want my pretty girl to be happy. :blush:

# ? Aug 18, 2020 10:35

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

habeasdorkus posted:

Apropos nothing, 10VG is a fuckin' bro.

vigilant gaze striding through the rayuban guard, using two of his arms to pummel attackers senseless and the other two to bring white chain a snuggly overcoat and some snacks

# ? Aug 18, 2020 18:02

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Juggernaut Star witnessed everything that just happened, decides to follow White Chain�s example... and somehow becomes even more murderously zealous than before.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 18:14

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Regalingualius posted:

Juggernaut Star witnessed everything that just happened, decides to follow White Chain’s example... and somehow becomes even more murderously zealous than before.

Explodes with envy

# ? Aug 18, 2020 18:49

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Oxxidation posted:

vigilant gaze striding through the rayuban guard, using two of his arms to pummel attackers senseless and the other two to bring white chain a snuggly overcoat and some snacks

10 VG save us from the tyranny of nipples

# ? Aug 18, 2020 19:49

Happy Underpants: Jul 23, 2007

Never has a character been more deserving of face sparklies.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 23:04

Dr Subterfuge: Aug 31, 2005; TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1295840710831362048

# ? Aug 18, 2020 23:10

OgreNoah: Nov 18, 2003

And everyone lived happily ever after the end.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 23:10

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Awwwww maaaan :unsmith:

# ? Aug 18, 2020 23:14

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

quote:

�Once, Lord Intra came to the Vale of Stalks. It was a broad land with a hardy and beautiful people that wove stems of grass into elaborate mats. There were frequent harvest songs and offerings to the God of Pigs.

Unfortunately, at the time, the people were starving. The land was ruled by Yem Yeddo and his family, who had sucked the life out of it for some time. That was the way of things in those days. Though the soil was quite fertile, Yem Yeddo had surrounded himself with thickset and well-fed men, who lacked in brains but made up for it in muscle and the same kind of canniness found in very smart dogs. These men he used as tax collectors, and he drained the land of every third, fourth, and fifth bale of crop, and sold it for crude coin, feeding the scraps to his thugs.

Lord Intra arrived at the local way house and was served black bread, as was the custom, but skesh was strangely absent, and the bread was thin and mealy. When Intra asked why, he quickly learned of the lands� plight.

�What of the peregrine lords that tend this place?� He asked.

�They were killed by thirty men, and hung from a tree for seven days,� said the inn proprietor, with a look like a beaten animal.

Intra could not abide this. He called out to Yem Yeddo in the spare and decaying market square, who brought his thirty men.

�Preem Yeddo,� bellowed Intra, �You are a cruel and petty man. How can you scour this land so and not feel for the people that call it their abode?�

Yem Yeddo laughed. �Let them eat the stones, for all I care,� said he.

Intra, who was not one to balk at such matters, picked up a particularly large rock and said, �So it shall be. I shall feed the people with this stone.�

� The Song of Maybe

# ? Aug 18, 2020 23:19

wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

Oh, I like where this Intra story is going.

I won't like where it ends up (because the cycle of violence is inescapable) but in the moment I am liking it.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 23:21

Kangxi: Nov 12, 2016; "Too paranoid for you?"
"Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much."

it's her

# ? Aug 18, 2020 23:22

Bleck: Jan 7, 2014; No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.

Kangxi posted:

it's her

# ? Aug 18, 2020 23:25

Vaah: Dec 25, 2008

Kangxi posted:

it's her

# ? Aug 18, 2020 23:27

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Wyld Karde: Mar 18, 2013; She's so ~dreamy~

Oxxidation posted:

vigilant gaze striding through the rayuban guard, using two of his arms to pummel attackers senseless and the other two to bring white chain a snuggly overcoat and some snacks

Today's 'called it' award goes to you, it seems. But without the need for violence.

Kangxi posted:

it's her

And she's adorable.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 23:28