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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Elman posted:

Wait how do you put it on?

They put you in it at the maternity ward and you just grow into it.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Elman posted:

Wait how do you put it on?

Pull it down and button at the crotch the same way you do any other onesie in that style?

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

this video makes me crack up every time

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Platystemon posted:

Many kinds of fruit have to be shuttled from diverse climates to have them ripe on the shelves year‐round.

Apples are not among them. We can put them in warehouses, chill them a bit, and the place of oxygen and they’ll stay fresh for many months.

I work at Whole Foods. From February to August we get exclusively apples from NZ. Maybe it's an organics thing.

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

Kitfox88 posted:

this video makes me crack up every time

There's no way that's the original video, it should have like 40 million views by now

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 214 days!

Jel Shaker posted:

isn’t picking strawberries also actually a highly skilled task, at least to avoid bruising them?

picking anything is skilled in the sense that it's loving exhausting and difficult to do at anything remotely approaching the expected rate

it's not inherently difficult to pick a strawberry without bruising it, though.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

There's no such thing as skilled and unskilled labor comrade

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

T-man posted:

There's no such thing as skilled and unskilled labor comrade

Oh engineers* don't exist?

*) unskilled labour

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

T-man posted:

There's no such thing as skilled and unskilled labor comrade

Actually, computer engineering is the only skilled work there is.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fame Douglas posted:

Actually, computer engineering is the only skilled work there is.

No trolling TYVM

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

T-man posted:

There's no such thing as skilled and unskilled labor comrade

a decade ago I might have argued that point but as it turns out even doing basic things like digging a ditch or hauling stuff requires learning good technique so you can do it efficiently and without injuring yourself.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Dreylad posted:

a decade ago I might have argued that point but as it turns out even doing basic things like digging a ditch or hauling stuff requires learning good technique so you can do it efficiently and without injuring yourself.

swing a sledge with bad form and rip

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dreylad posted:

a decade ago I might have argued that point but as it turns out even doing basic things like digging a ditch or hauling stuff requires learning good technique so you can do it efficiently and without injuring yourself.

People are just unphysical nowadays because of bad parenting.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
To live I must cruise

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



starkebn posted:

To live I must cruise

If you want to live you must let go of your life.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Inceltown posted:

Click the ? box under your avatar.

lol

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
"Bless the coming and going of Rona.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I know they are more than likely talking about the “floating casino” kind of cruising, but it’s funnier if we imagine they’re talking about the Larry Craig kind of cruising.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 214 days!

there is nothing i can say which will even begin to convey how vicious history will be to these people

i merely accept that the distinction between myself and them will swiftly be lost in the entirely justified loathing and revulsion

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mr Shiny Pants
Nov 12, 2012

This is exactly what I was thinking. That clip is so good in a hilarious and very sad way.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Fame Douglas posted:

Actually, computer engineering is the only skilled work there is.

ahaha, no

I would say that one in five resumes I get actually indicate skill.
where did that whoosh smiley go?

Remulak has issued a correction as of 06:13 on Aug 19, 2020

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Fame Douglas posted:

Actually, computer engineering is the only skilled work there is.

You joke but constantly having to perform, attending meetings with no point that go nowhere, irrelevant responses to email threads and so on, to convince my employers I actually do something and they should keep paying me ain't easy

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Are these people actually referring to taking a trip on a cruise ship or is "cruising" some different thing the kids are doing these days?

That geezer was cruising for a bruising, I say.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
They're talking about being able to got to gay bars and pick up strangers for casual sex

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Fame Douglas posted:

They're talking about being able to got to gay bars and pick up strangers for casual sex

ah okay that makes more sense. definitely worth using all caps then

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


Do I have to use the sperm to make a babby or can I just have some

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Shame Boy posted:

Do I have to use the sperm to make a babby or can I just have some

When the food bank and the sperm bank are the same thing

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Shame Boy posted:

Do I have to use the sperm to make a babby or can I just have some

Donor sperm, not döner sperm.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

other people posted:

Are these people actually referring to taking a trip on a cruise ship or is "cruising" some different thing the kids are doing these days?

That geezer was cruising for a bruising, I say.

The truth will shock you

They're Aussie boomers talking about going on cruise ships, killing themselves and loads of others in the process.

Annie Chickenstalker
Oct 12, 2005

Of course you dont know, YOU dont know because only I know


Grimey Drawer

Elman posted:

Wait how do you put it on?

*Breaks the door down, having sprinted in from ten city blocks away, panting and exhausted*

VERY CAREFULLY!!

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Just how miserable are their lives are that they'd prefer risking death by way of a global pandemic, just to go on a hollow, meaningless, shallow floating casino with people they don't know nor care about, where the day's entertainment is a different postcard view.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

double nine posted:

Just how miserable are their lives are that they'd prefer risking death by way of a global pandemic, just to go on a hollow, meaningless, shallow floating casino with people they don't know nor care about, where the day's entertainment is a different postcard view.

I've definitely read something about some old people retiring to a permanent cruise or something where they'd just live on a cruise boat because a cheap lovely cruise every week forever was about the same cost as room and board would have been otherwise, and it's basically the same as a nursing home right??

I can only imagine that would quickly turn into that one episode of the twilight zone with the dude at the casino who thinks he's in heaven but realizes that everything is incredibly shallow and fake and unchallenging and it's actually hell

Oneiros
Jan 12, 2007



Shame Boy posted:

I've definitely read something about some old people retiring to a permanent cruise or something where they'd just live on a cruise boat because a cheap lovely cruise every week forever was about the same cost as room and board would have been otherwise, and it's basically the same as a nursing home right??

I can only imagine that would quickly turn into that one episode of the twilight zone with the dude at the casino who thinks he's in heaven but realizes that everything is incredibly shallow and fake and unchallenging and it's actually hell

i can not imagine a more perfect hell than being stuck on a loving cruise ship for the rest of my loving life

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Inceltown posted:

The truth will shock you

They're Aussie boomers talking about going on cruise ships, killing themselves and loads of others in the process.

If the ship is fully crewed by boomers and never allowed to return to port then I say let them do it.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Shame Boy posted:

I've definitely read something about some old people retiring to a permanent cruise or something where they'd just live on a cruise boat because a cheap lovely cruise every week forever was about the same cost as room and board would have been otherwise, and it's basically the same as a nursing home right??
The cruise ship also has affordable medical care

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Oneiros posted:

i can not imagine a more perfect hell than being stuck on a loving cruise ship for the rest of my loving life

Good news, it probably won't be a very long life.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Inceltown posted:

The truth will shock you

They're Aussie boomers talking about going on cruise ships, killing themselves and loads of others in the process.
how the hell weren't they already shamed to death for being the primary vector of infection in aus/nz

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Shame Boy posted:

I've definitely read something about some old people retiring to a permanent cruise or something where they'd just live on a cruise boat because a cheap lovely cruise every week forever was about the same cost as room and board would have been otherwise, and it's basically the same as a nursing home right??

That's just the plot of Wall-E

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