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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




WeaponX posted:

Strikes again

No idea if this was :thejoke: or not, but holy poo poo now I wish I was as good at writing alternate lyrics as other goons, because I'd totally do one using The Smiths "Big Mouth Strikes Again" with these two posts if I could.

And now that loving song will be stuck in my head the rest of the night.

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HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2017/08/27-of-the-most-horrifyingly-awful-tattoos-in-the-history-of-the-universe-nsfw/

Just going to link the article; most can't get posted here. Warning for dog sex and dick in a meat-grinder and such

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
That was a ride.

A shame ride.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
goddamn all of those were new to me, and all somehow the worst tattoos I've ever seen, incredible.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Some of those rule though

Not the giant blue chest pussy, though, that one I couldn't comprehend even on a conceptual level

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Heath posted:

Some of those rule though

Not the giant blue chest pussy, though, that one I couldn't comprehend even on a conceptual level

I think a couple of them were put in there as pallet cleansers, like when you watched the big slide show of venereal diseased genitals in high school, and they'd slip a slide of mountains, or a waterfall in there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yep, those were pretty bad. The meat grinder one definitely got a :stonk: out of me.

Posting a listicle of snake___pit posts is super :effort: though.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
holy poo poo that pornstar tattoo one is real, and the guy got busted for sex crimes

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

The mantis owns. The chest vag is most inexplicable. The dogs are such a combo of poorly done and tasteless content that they make me smile. Maybe it's how happy the dogs on the right look. Maybe it's the unnecessary detail of dripping dog goo. Maybe I just have brain cancer.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
is that dogs loving tattoo the famous puking dog gently caress gif

so glad I just wrote all those words

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

The Bloop posted:

is that dogs loving tattoo the famous puking dog gently caress gif

so glad I just wrote all those words

The left one is for sure.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
I had snake pit added on IG for about ten seconds when I came to my loving senses and realized I don't need that poo poo hanging out in my brain the world is insane enough as is

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Heath posted:

Some of those rule though



Nope!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I like the unicorn one

E: then again, I like it more as a piece of graffiti, or a t-shirt I'd wear maybe once, rather than something etched into my flesh forever.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
I like the 'missing: dat rear end' milk carton. I'll admit it.

Traxus IV
Sep 11, 2001

it's our time now
let's get this shit started


Just Offscreen posted:

That was a ride.

A shame ride.

PYF Tasteless Tattoos: A shame ride

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
"Hmm, how do I make it abundantly clear I will literally never consider the opinion of a woman to be something that matters?"

"I know!"



Artist is here: https://www.instagram.com/noahbissi/

edit: holy poo poo

Memento has a new favorite as of 02:47 on Aug 22, 2020

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Nothing a few Sucky Panther coverups couldn't fix.

vvv Went to artist's Insta, saw Peterson's name and stopped reading

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

whypick1 posted:

Nothing a few Sucky Panther coverups couldn't fix.

Significant improvement

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Who are the two at the bottom of the first pic?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

a fatguy baldspot posted:

Who are the two at the bottom of the first pic?

Someone named Jocko Willink and David Goggins. I've never heard of either of them but they're tagged in the photo on the artists instagram page.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

LifeSunDeath posted:

holy poo poo that pornstar tattoo one is real, and the guy got busted for sex crimes


People are asking me a lot of questions that my forehead tattoo should answer.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


mask off

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:



mask off

Always wondered what stupid tattoos Robert O'Neill had on his back

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

https://www.instagram.com/p/CERxXjPFXRt/?igshid=10pi6t26y0mzx

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Owwwwwwwwwwwww

That's a lot of dedication for a joke

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I can't unsee the extra tooth in her mouth.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

Wow...this made me angry on behalf of the mum! I can’t believe someone thought this would be an acceptable memorial tattoo :(

Following that up with a really ugly hand tattoo

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Do we have a thread where people can recommend a local artist based on personal experiences and what not? I'll post photos of my awful tattoos, after they'll get covered up, promise

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Nitrox posted:

Do we have a thread where people can recommend a local artist based on personal experiences and what not? I'll post photos of my awful tattoos, after they'll get covered up, promise

That would be the other thread.

quote:

WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR:
Showing off your tattoos, asking for artist recommendations, asking for healing advice, general tattoo discussion, discussing new artists, convention pics, and other things along those lines.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Nitrox posted:

Do we have a thread where people can recommend a local artist based on personal experiences and what not? I'll post photos of my awful tattoos, after they'll get covered up, promise

The tattoo megathread has 'goon' recommended shops in the first few posts.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663422&pagenumber=1

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

ricketyvickyt posted:

Wow...this made me angry on behalf of the mum! I can’t believe someone thought this would be an acceptable memorial tattoo :(

Following that up with a really ugly hand tattoo


I was at a tattoo's-for-charity event with a really long line, and I overheard a long rant from the owner about how much he HATES giving memorial tattoos, because they're really common for people to regert, and lots of people get them covered up later, and he thought dumb memorial tattoos were pretty tasteless and not the kinda thing he wanted to do.

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug
Cross posting from the other tattoo thread since I accidentally posted it there first instead of here.


Think I found the worst local shoppe I’ve ever seen Here’s the Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/cooltattooz/

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

That's rad

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

YIKESAROO!

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Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart



This is my new favorite picture on the internet. From the nipple in the middle of her face to the hairpins bigger than her arms to the bent sword grip. It is a sight to behold. Where I a Queen I'd hire this guy to hang around my court so that I could gaze upon it.

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